[jackedspicer]

[ewzzy]

for us americans

[danger]

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[chief-with-the-colonel420-blog]

[angelcomplexion-deactivated2016]

y'all here on tumblr.edu always talking about some “do you ever think about-” like no i do Not Think Ever. already unrelatable. next

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°

[twitblr]

[chapblock-deactivated20160907]

me n my gamer gf

gf: (turns her PS4 on) me: babe… you’re so good at video games

[humbaba420]

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART

[gothicprep]

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

[salad-eyes]

[gaymzee-deactivated20120603]

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

[gecelerkadarguzelsin]

[trust]

compliment me

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

barbecue sauce

[trust]

thanks

[meanplastic]

[memewhore]