[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[creepish]

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[perkyshelley]

chose a hill but i won't die on it. feel free to come and be killed on my hill

[cipher-fresh]

the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[acidtheater]

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I talk about them all the time. the trick is to find someone you’re comfortable with or someone who’s also not normal about the character.

or you can just be unapologetically crazy.

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

[javascript-official]

United Nations representative

[the-wizards-den]

Kvothe the Kingkiller by Lorenn Tyr

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[kosmogrl]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[pokemon]

Here's a dancing Totodile to brighten your day ☀️