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Responding to widespread proliferation of the technology in Americans’ daily lives, doctors at Johns Hopkins University warned Thursday that air fryers should not be considered an adequate substitute for human companionship. “An air fryer can be a powerful and reliable tool, but it’s no replacement for genuine interactions with other human beings,” said psychiatrist Lisa McDougan, explaining that while the small appliances were useful for many things, such as reheating leftovers and cooking frozen foods, they were simply not built to provide those who use them with lasting and meaningful social bonds.
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ough... my peebniss is crispy. take me to hopial.
This one’s for the tumblrinas
lets make cookies guys!
Sugar
Butter
Eggs
Flour
Salt
Baking powder
Vanilla extract
Chocolate chips
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i found a bag of teeth in some stuff i'd been given by my granny before she died. realized they were human. assumed maybe they were hers or a family member's. talked to my mother today and apparently my granny just had like a dozen jars of teeth and no one knows where she got any of them. like, it tracks, but now i've got to work out how to get mystery teeth through tsa to take them home
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You're now slated for your own film in the "The Santa Clause" Cinematic universe. Prepare to be visited by Tim Allen in a fat suit because you're the next Tooth Fairy.
@entities-of-posts
The Flesh?
No, not the Flesh, the Santa Clause, a hit Christmas movie starring Tim Allen and also two bad Christmas movies also starring Tim Allen and, I guess, a fucking Christmas streaming TV show starring Tim Allen?
WE HAVE NO MEMORY OF ANY INVOLVEMENT IN THIS FIASCO
See? No flesh, just Tim Allen.
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i found a bag of teeth in some stuff i'd been given by my granny before she died. realized they were human. assumed maybe they were hers or a family member's. talked to my mother today and apparently my granny just had like a dozen jars of teeth and no one knows where she got any of them. like, it tracks, but now i've got to work out how to get mystery teeth through tsa to take them home
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You're now slated for your own film in the "The Santa Clause" Cinematic universe. Prepare to be visited by Tim Allen in a fat suit because you're the next Tooth Fairy.
@entities-of-posts
The Flesh?
No, not the Flesh, the Santa Clause, a hit Christmas movie starring Tim Allen and also two bad Christmas movies also starring Tim Allen and, I guess, a fucking Christmas streaming TV show starring Tim Allen?
WE HAVE NO MEMORY OF ANY INVOLVEMENT IN THIS FIASCO
See? No flesh, just Tim Allen.
A note from the Tumblr team
A few weeks ago, a small but higher-than-normal number of accounts were mistakenly suspended. The suspensions were quickly reversed, but our response wasn't good enough, and we want to say more.
We're sorry it took us this long to address this. Trust and safety issues are difficult to discuss publicly, and we can’t share details about specific individuals or how our systems work without exposing Tumblr to bad actors. But caution led us to say too little, too late.
We’ve heard from members of the trans community on Tumblr that they were disproportionately impacted, and that deserves a direct response. According to 3rd party researchers, Tumblr’s userbase has the highest proportion of LGBTQIA+ folks on social media, so it makes sense that when something goes wrong, those communities might feel that disproportionate impact.
One thing we want to emphasize is that we do not moderate people's identities. We moderate behavior. We know that identity shows up across a Tumblr profile in many ways, from followed topics to the flags people put in their bios, and more. However, these signals play no role in how our moderation systems make decisions. We monitor those systems for evidence of bias and take corrective action when we find it.
We understand that the communications sent to affected users, and our broader silence to the community, didn't meet the standard people expect from us. That feedback is fair, and we apologize. We've updated the messaging sent to people impacted by these incidents. We are also overhauling our process with a goal of responding to mistaken suspension appeals within 24 hours, and have instituted an ongoing internal review of how suspensions and appeals are handled.
Going forward, we're committed to finding a better balance: being more transparent with our community about issues that matter, even when we can't share everything.
Tumblr belongs to everyone. We take that seriously, and we intend to earn back your trust. We are not afraid to have tough discussions with you or make updates based on your feedback, though on occasion, it might take some time.
To the people whose accounts were affected, and to the members of our trans community who felt targeted: we are truly sorry.
Tumblr Staff
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You banned two hundred accounts within the space of five minutes, most of which are still banned, virtually all of whom are transfems, all because they happened to follow one singular blog (which was also run by a transfem). You're filthy fucking liars, you're virulent transmisogynists, and your CEO fucking doxxed a trans woman for daring to speak out on your policies, going so far as to chase her to other sites to continue harassing her. This apology is fucking pathetic and everyone hates you because you're lying pieces of shit. If you were sorry you would change, but instead at every juncture you double down and then whimper about it when you're called out. I hope you get hit with another class action suit because the only way you idiots seem to ever learn is by getting your fucking asses beat in a court of fucking law.
the blog @pointless-achievements reminds me of the achievements you get in cookie clicker for some reason idk
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get your medals everyone
cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.
not everyone survived it - since they are on a transfem banwave in retaliation
Yes I became aware of this after I reblogged this initially, and it bears remarking upon, so thank you for pointing it out. Tumblr staff are still immensely transmisogynistic ratfuck bastards. Everyone grab a second brick.
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Spawn Camping
Kill a shitty feature right as it hits Tumblr.
get your medals everyone
cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.
Reblogs in a chain now get their own notes
The reblog chain is one of the things that makes Tumblr unlike anywhere else. All the notes on reblogs are attributed to the original post, no matter which branch people actually liked or reblogged. We want to keep encouraging conversations, and give contributors the recognition they deserve.
Soon, you'll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog's author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.
If a reblog doesn't add anything, the love flows up to the last person in the chain who did. Your post doesn't lose notes just because people spread it quietly.
Past notes will stay on the original post — we're only changing what happens from here on out. Retroactively re-attributing all of them would be... a lot.
This is just the beginning. More changes are coming as we keep building this out – stay tuned!
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Wow Tumblr you really beefed it hard and bad, this update is somehow worse than almost all the other ones and considering your track record that is a fucking DOOZY.
My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois
Why does this have its own wikipedia page.
not only does it have a wikipedia page, but they actually discussed deleting it and elected to keep it because they agreed it was sufficiently notable to merit an article.
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My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois
Why does this have its own wikipedia page.
not only does it have a wikipedia page, but they actually discussed deleting it and elected to keep it because they agreed it was sufficiently notable to merit an article.
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Have your satirical, vocal stim-laden viral TikTok fight for its life to stay on Wikipedia... and win!
i found a bag of teeth in some stuff i'd been given by my granny before she died. realized they were human. assumed maybe they were hers or a family member's. talked to my mother today and apparently my granny just had like a dozen jars of teeth and no one knows where she got any of them. like, it tracks, but now i've got to work out how to get mystery teeth through tsa to take them home
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Welcome to the TSCU
You're now slated for your own film in the "The Santa Clause" Cinematic universe. Prepare to be visited by Tim Allen in a fat suit because you're the next Tooth Fairy.
@entities-of-posts
The Flesh?
No, not the Flesh, the Santa Clause, a hit Christmas movie starring Tim Allen and also two bad Christmas movies also starring Tim Allen and, I guess, a fucking Christmas streaming TV show starring Tim Allen?
this is killing me it's so cute
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yeah this also applies to starfleet ships just fyi
wrong blog but i stand by it
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this is killing me it's so cute
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yeah this also applies to starfleet ships just fyi
wrong blog but i stand by it
this is killing me it's so cute
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yeah this also applies to starfleet ships just fyi