[kittenchomp]

hears someone pounding at my door immediately before receiving this message

[teathattast]

[corpse-decay]

i want this buried in the dirt for 1000 years so that when archeologists find it this is all that they would know of our culture

[beardedmrbean]

[nottodaycia]

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[longscorsese]

very insightful

[tearlessrain]

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

[samsrowena]

[honeyandpumpkins]

[oatmealaddiction]

[haystarlight]

I love that op said “be as cringe as possible” and my main man Tumblr replied with giffs of Superwholock in that exact order. I love you all so much.

[wittyno]

[yorickesque-deactivated20220501]

‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people

‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day

[sandmandaddy69]

[radiation]

[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[godhasacne]

[thinkingfellersunionlocal282-de]

hey bro

[urtopia]

... nobody else by eduziggy

[high-bloods]

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[evilvillain123456789]

you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

[nightprophet]

*drop’s a box of minion tic tacs* aaahhh my minions! theres minions everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion* *bends over seductively to pick up a minion * *bends over seductively to pick up a minion*

[valtsv]

gotta teach myself how to use a sewing machine so i can make the tshirt of my dreams

[valtsv]

ignore the absolutely ass quality of this i had to draw it on my phone but i basically just want a black tshirt with 1 red sleeve and 1 blue one and apparently that's a market that no one has thought to corner so i have to do it myself

[valtsv]

i mean yeah but what does that have to do with my taste in shirts lol

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. the nintendo console. okay.

[curly-fried]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

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[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[totallyalegitspy]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

I sent this post to my friend who’s working the ballet this season.

Her response: