The fun stuff (scroll down for the important stuff)
I am Herbert Schizobotham, Just call me Herbert… I really like Herbert Higginbotham… I love that sock eating mentally ill guy… one of my favorite genders… and I think I’m his 1 and only fan…
Talking about genders, I transed mine!! FTM (He/They) MLM!!! I also have two trans FTM Husbands, cutely waves at Saturn and Cass… we got married July 7th 2026 and uhhhhh, They are the best…
I am an artist/animator of a kind!!! I am in college for animation currently LOL!!! I do mostly 2010s aesthetic character furry art, but I will sometimes post stuff different!!! I really like drawing about topics of mental health and LGBTQ stuff too, but I do it with characters I like…
I love creepypastas and lbp!!! I mostly draw both of those, maybe mixed together, but then and there you’ll see other fandoms, like Kirby, Pokemon, Yoshi Island, Toon LOZ, n stuff…
I reallllllllllly like to kin characters… I kin Herbert Higginbothom LBP2 (Wowwwww really?), Clive Handforth LBP2 (Wowwww really?), Gengar Pokemon, Marx Kirby, king dedede Kirby, Tarzana Kirby, Birdo Mario, Yoshi Mario, Pico Picos school/FNF, Toon Link LOZ, and uhhhhhh more I cannot name…
I love Sirius Oculus LBP karting in ways I cannot tell you, potential selfship but ehhhhhhhhhhhhh Idc
I ship Clivalon (Avalon x Clive LBP2) and Whatever the fuck you call Sirius x Don Doubtworthy worthy PLS GUYS PLS MAKE MORE STUFF FOR THESE SHIPS I WILL DEADASS DO ART TRADES IF YOU MAKE ART OF THESE DUDE PLSPLSPLSPLS NEJSJSI)SJSJSJJSNSJSJISJS
One of my biggest life flexes is I 100%ed all of the the lbp games story mode, INCLUDING KARTING AND PSP/VITA. Well all except LBP2. I am LBP3 numba 1 hater btw (THIS IS A SILLY JOKE PLS DONT BITE ME, I DONT ACTUALLY HATE LBP3 UNLESS ITS ON PS3 AND IT CORRUPTS)
Another biggest life flex is me and one of my Husbands (Saturn) won a local SSBB Team Smash Competitive Tournament back in 2022. I mean, Saturn carried, but it was so cool. They call us the OG bowuigi couple now because I was Luigi and he was bowser (tho I sometimes changed into toon link)… Now ig we are the bowluigiasiy trio now…
Fandoms currently:
Main: LBP, Creepypasta, Furry, 2010s aesthetics
In general: Kirby, LOZ, Pokemon, Picos school, Spooky month, Eeveelympics, Yoshi Island, Deltarune/Undertale, MLP
The actual important stuff
I am very mentally ill. Won’t get into it, but I have a pychosis (+ mood) disorder that counts as a disability, autism, adhd, and I am a system… Please be cautious talking to me… I am friendly, but I will warn u not to approach…
Dni family members, people looking for drama, and bigots. I only have bots blocked, I do not need to add more to the fire…
No drama, bringing people down, venting, or toxicity. I don’t want that here. This is a safe space for me and others.
OTHER BLOGS WHO R ME:
@sackboyprehistoricmemesposting - Me but I like dinosaurs and that one fuckass Sackboy game
@herbertshipbotham - Me but I hyperfixate on gay people
PEOPLE TO FOLLOW:
@vaseisspace - Husband
@queercasserolesoup - Husband
@allisonnarts - Currently inactive, but my irl bestie
I guessssss that’s it if I need to add maur I will… BUH BYEEEE LETS HAVE SUM FUN ALRRRR
If I don’t update anyone or anything anywhere at some point, DO NOT ASSUME THE WORST!!! I’ve been debating on going intensive impatient therapy for awhile. YES GUYS THIS IS CANNON FOR EVERY HIGGINBOTHOM KIN OKAY? (Even though this will be like my 16th time if I go…. look i wasn’t kidding when I said my childhood was a lil special…)
I want to get better and being put away sounds like the most reasonable option. We are seeing Alr broskis? Alr!
Uh huh. Yep. I’m gonna step away, I’m in a psychosis episode…
WHY DID THE WATER FEEL JELLY LIKE AND LOOKED RED AND I SAW NATS FLOATING IN THE INSIDE IM CRYING I WAS PANICKING AS IF THE WATER WAS CONSUMING ME WHEN IT WAS BARELY HIGH WTF… IM CRYING THAT WAS LITERALLY THE SCARIEST BATH IVE EVER HAD WTF WAS GOING ON……. I WAS LITERALLY SCREAMING AND CRYING LIKE A LITTLE KID SEEING A HORROR MOVIE AT THE END I CANTTTTTT….
My husband checked btw, there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THE BATH, THE WATER FELT NORMAL, AND THE BATH WAS MOSTLY PINK FROM THE BUBBLE BATH SOAP IM CRINEEEEE… GUYS PLSSSSSS…
Also dw about this all, I’ll be fine. I’m used to this happening, I’ve been hallucinating before teen years. Im fine pls laugh with me……
Hey. To the next friend that leaves my life… Can you like take me with you?
I lost everyone btw I literally only have 2 active friends on discord/insta, my closest irl friends are beefing, and my family is currently death threating me. I swear on everyone’s soul, if my heart takes me out soon and this is my last memory… yall don’t know how PISSED I will be in hell…
I am looking at my aus. Let’s yap about em and rank them!!!
AU YAP PART 1. MOST OF THE LBP ONES!
Section 1. The oldies
Section 2. The current ones (With dates)
THIS WILL BE A LONG POST SO IF YOU DONT FEEL LIKE READING, THATS OKI AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
Au yap in Chronological order!
Section 1. The oldies
Wilderness Au, written in 2018, canceled 2020. Potential rework!
The wilderness au is what the imaginesphere was like taking place of the Cold War. The negative energy made the imaginsphere cold, and made craftworld, carnivalia, and Bunkum all a wintery hell. Thus why it’s called the wilderness au. As much as I don’t like how I carried this because I was like around 13-14 I think at the time, I do really like the idea and potential it has.
Btw, I did carry out art for this, here’s something silly thing i made in 2018, and something I made around 2023 for its 5 year anniversary. Kinda dookie, but it’s so fucking old so who cares……. And ofc they’re both fucking Clive it’s always fucking Clive when is it ever not fucking Clive OMFG…
There’s really not much else to be said about this one.
How’d I fix it: Really good concept, ruined by Vizzepop levels of writing. If I’d rewrite it, I’d 1, focus on Sackie and Oddsock more than the actual side characters, and 2. Idk write an actual fucking plot and not just drag out every idea I had in my head on paper.
Overall rating: 7.5/10. Not bad at all, esp for a 13-14 year old. +.5 for clivalon mention.
Vexmas Au. 2020 Christmas. Canceled 2020 Christmas. TS WAS SO STUPID LMFAOOOOO!!!
Baby’s first shitpost au. It’s basically the grinch stole Christmas if it was written with the crudest edgy dark internet humor… I CANT TS WAS SO FUCKING BAD.
How’d I’d fix it: There’s no saving this one, chef. Vex can steal Christmas at this fucking point. <\3
Overall rating: V(3)x/10. I can’t believe ts is a real thing I wrote.
Vision One, One Vision Au. 2021-2022, I don remember. Canceled 2022. Getting rewritten as of June actually!!!
THE YAOI AU, OMGGGGGG YESSSSSSS!!! WOOO YEAHHHH BABEEEEEE!!! THATS WHAT WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!! WOOOOO!!! The old Vision One is a Clivalon au, based on the lyrics of the song, “Vision One” by Roykspop
I have unfortunately LOST EVERYTHING ABOUT THE OLD AU. SO WE ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO HOW IM FIXING IT SORRY!!
How I am fixing it: I remember I based this off of the Release LBP2 story… WELL FUCK THAT!!! LBP2 BETA TOXIC YAOI BABYYYYYYY!!! The difference between this LBP2 BETA AU and the Actual LBP2 BETA REWRITTEN AU (that we will get to later…) is that this is what takes place if Avalon Proceeded to beat the Alliance and focuses on the more toxicity yaoiful outcome, instead of the actual story where they beat Avalon and the yaoi is HEALING after Avalon does his reeducation and will actually focus on their dynamic during the story instead of the like few moments after LAWL!!
Overall rating: This has no writing evidence, but it’s the clivalon yaoi au, so, I give it a Cliva(10)n.5/10. +.5 points added for clivalon mention.
Oh shit. Here we go. FUCKKKKK.
Lbpara (The name is censored due to keeping it non trigger free). 2024. Canceled 2025. Ts was getting a rewrite but no.
Sighhhhhhhhhhh. Lbpara is the worst au I have ever touched and I’ll forever hate it. It’s basically an edgy manicly written mess. I mean, ig Cooking with Cannibalistic Clive is also an “Manically written mess”, but at least ts was funny and actually scavengable. But ts was actually ehh…….. wrote this in the worst time of my life. At least Donruis was real in ts… And homoerotic Sirius x Marlon ig…
How’d I’d fix this overall: I tried. It’s unfixable. Let Marlon smash newtons head in at this fucking point, alongside Vex stealing Christmas.
Overall rating: 0.6/10 .6 added because of clivalon x eve poly
YAYAYAYAYYAYAYA WEVE GOTTEN TO MY FAVORITES AND MY ONGOING ONES!!! YAPS WILL BE LONGER NOW!!! AND FOR THE ONGOING ONES, THE “HOWD I FIX THIS” SECTIONS WILL CEASE TO EXIST!!!
Section 2. The timed Currents
Creepypasta Au (aka, my magnum opus of AUs btw) August, 2025!! Ongoing!!!!
YESSSSSSSSSS HEHEHEHEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS AU IS MY GUILTY FAVORITE!!! So, it all starts in LBP 1, where our original Sackboy is going through the story normally. But something off happens in the Savannahs. As he was going through the buffalo stampede in “The burning forest” He gets crushed, but as he was reviving, the checkpoint gets crushed and he happens to regenerate a moment after words, which corrupted him. He feels weird but he strives through the story. But the more he gets by, the more he gets more the corruption starts to show. At the end, where he defeats the collector, he takes more of a demonic and creepy form (the Sackboy.exe form btw lawl). People get more weary of him. They yearn passes, and the king of the gardens holds a trial for Sackboy. The trail goes on… and the result was Sackboy being “last lifed” (LBP way of being sentenced to death without coming back btw). He uses his corrupted power which he doesn’t know how to control at first to make a desperate escape, which it worked!!! To explain, Sackboy.exe powers are more moon create mode based. He holds a huge grudge, and has a newfound hatred for all Creator Curators, ESPECIALLY THE KING. He wants to get back at him, but doesn’t know how. He sits back and watches craftworld evolve. He one day bumps into a young adult named Jeffery. He killed his family and is kinda fucked if he doesn’t gtfo of where he’s out. Sackboy.exe sees himself in this guy, in a way? He makes a deal with him, and he finds a place to help the guy to hide. The guy sees him as a friendly savior in a way, and claims to “owe him a FAVOR” Sackboy.exe had an idea. He wants to start an uprising of outcast. He said, if he follows his directions and help him “bounty hunt a few pest” he will give him a place to stay, forever. Jeff unhesitatingly agreed. This was the “3x3 CULT”. The story fasts forwards to the incident of LBP2/The Clive incident, where instead of beating the Negativitron, the Alliance “loses”. Clive runs back to the huge spaceship, and starts to self loathe, anddddddd yeahhhhhhhh. (For no triggering sake, we will be referring to the Clive Creepypasta as “Clive.exe” in this post.” He happens to lose his mind. Years pass. Clive’s eyes are just plain black with ink dripping out of them (he cried ink in my headcannon LOL), and he has these soulless red pupils. It’s drips from his eyes. Not spoiling why he does this because it’s important later in the story, but he lowkey tries to kill everyone who tries to investigate “The cosmos”. One random ass day, he meets EXE, Unzipped, and the rest of the cult. Very very VERY paranoid and anxious he tries to hide. But, the others catch on to him quickly because he is lowkey burnt out and ass at hiding. He thought it was “the devil getting ready to torment him for all the lives he lead to ending” but EXE tells him “be not afraid”. Clive starts to calm and EXE begins to explain his mission, as he starts manipulating Clive’s mind to control his cult. Hesitate at first, he agrees, accepting the fact he has no purpose in life anymore. This began the story of the Creepypastas. It has its fun and genuine horrifying and gorey moments. But this is genuinely the funnest I’ve ever had writing an AU.
Rating the process so far: 1000/10 my favorite AU I’ve ever written!!!
Cooking with Cannibalistic Clive! October 2025! Completed February 2026!! Getting Updated and Reworked then and there!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god.. I LOVE THIS ONE!!! It was a manically written “Shitpost”, sure. BUT OMFG THIS ONE ROCKS!!! It’s a horror comedy parody of the LBP series “Cooking with Clive”, and I love it!!! Basically it’s about how Clive starts a cooking show to cope with his cannibalistic grief, but gives up every episode because he lowkey sucks at cooking and fucks up every step of the process. (Just like the original) Every episode is humor filled, and also filled with some dark elements!! Every episode is about a different alliance member Clive ate, and every meal is a food the represents the victim! Victoria was Blodies, Da Vinci was Spaghetti, Higginbotham was Smoked Chicken Salad, Eve was Apple fritters topped with apple sauce (shocking and evil. Ik.), and the ending is Avalon, which is a completely off episode, because Clive doesn’t know what to make for Avalon. The ending is that he ends up confessing, and spends the rest of his time in a rehabilitation center. He writes a letter to Avalon, who is still alive because Clive only carved and ate his heart, but he has robotic implants to help him stay alive.
Overal criticism: This series was fun!!! It was imperfect, in a charming way!! The only thing Id fix is probably the pacing for some of these, but I definitely want to finish animating this series one day!!! It’s dumb, it’s stupid, it’s charming!!!
Overall rating: 8.5/10!! +.5 for Clivalon mention!!
IM TOO TIRED TO WRITE THE REST, PART TWO DROP EVENTUALLY WITH MY LBP2 BETA REWRITTEN AU, LBP2 REWRITTEN AU, AND MY NON LBP AUS OKAY BYE
Holy yapazoid…. If you read this far… tysm…………………….
He is a sackperson virus!!! I want his design to be very flexible, because A. He is gonna be my main sona/character, so I made him flexible for other people to draw, and B. Some of my alters would have a stroke drawing a complex character… He is a cannibal that eats other viriuses!! His original clothes is based off Ben drowned LAWL (this is also flexible too, thus why he is in a pikachu onesie…) He is a goat boy, but he puts on a unicorn like horn, because he wants to be a unicorn… His name is Schiz404, but he just goes by Herbert… he is a VERY DANGEROUS AND COMPUTER THREATENING VIRIUS… But he’s too silly to actually care… His role model is Clive and Herbert, and his Celebrity crush is Sirius (But tends to stay away from him because Sirius is a computer…) He also changes forms (unwillingly) depending on what media he is in, but he prefers staying in the lbp media space…
Also, yes!!! He is great friends with a lot (except some..) of the lbp Creepypastas, esp Clivexe (Clive sui)
Love this guy so far!!! Dw guys, my alters personal sonas are gonna stay, this is mostly for all of us to top bouncing around LAWL!!!
When you have someone blocked but they're all up in your moots comment sections and tumblr keeps showing you the 'this comment is hidden because you blocked the author' OK SO WHY SHOW ME THEN
FAHHHH TODAY IS ACTUALLY COOL WTH I FINALLY GOT OVER LOSING A LOT OF MY MUTUALS/FRIENDS, I GOT A MANGLE PLUSH, 2 OF MY FAV ARTIST POSTED, AND IM HYPERFIXATED ON CREEPYPASTAS AGAIN OHHHHHHHHH MY GOODNESSSSSSSS
Unrelated rant btw but can my body like stop failing PLEASE. I know bad systems n diabetes shit run in my family on both sides, BUT WTF I GOT UNDIAGNOSED (atm) HEART CONDITION, DIABETES TYPE 2, AND LITERALLY LAST YEAR HAD TO GET STUFF DONE WITH KIDNEYS. IM 19. I KNOW MY SIBLINGS ALL HAVE THESE ISSUES TO BUT PLSSSSSSS LET ME LIVE AFTER 21 TOO………/SILLY
body so fucked up frienkenstien was more capable??
Thanks to the people who support me!!! I feel like taking time to myself and hanging with people I vibe with has given me some space to heal!! Espc after when I had a heart attack and lowkey crashed out, yall continued to stay!!! Ofc that I need much more time, but I feel a lil better yayyy!! You all are amazing and I don’t even care how popular I am, those 1-6 likes I get on my post are the biggest accomplishments, because I got sum kool ass people liking my content!!!
Lowkey feeling like this because I’m STUCK AT HOME FOR 2 WEEKS DOCTORS ORDERS.
