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just-another-disordered-soul

I just used “oh ok” like 2 mins ago

Right now theres literally a live stream happening where the higher ups stream from the comfort of their home and tell us why were important, why were still selling non essential items, why we wont get sick pay or hazard pay because it’s too much of a strain on the company, and also telling us their childhood memories and how perfect they were

And they keep glancing at the script they’re reading

scumfuckus

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

scumfuckus

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

your dad is a fucking innovator

wizardlyghost

hey for no reason whatsoever at what age would i completely hypothetically be able to murder jeff bezos

sparknoteslitmemes

hydro-homies

kakashi-vibes

Why should i, sexy tramuatized bitch that I am, have to go to work?

blueboltkatana

Being sexy and traumatized doesn't pay the bills

steadfast-deactivated20191017

This is what conversations in my head sound like.

miloyiannopoulos

🕉.

spooky-spaghetties

who is this… who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??