if any of you saw this on monday no you didn't
ANYWAY sterek (wip) wednesday
based on this meme

Andulka
Today's Document

Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost
Jules of Nature
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noise dept.
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One Nice Bug Per Day
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
Noah Kahan
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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tumblr dot com
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
art blog(derogatory)

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if any of you saw this on monday no you didn't
ANYWAY sterek (wip) wednesday
based on this meme
He's definitely still asleep
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Allison and Derek: 🤝 accepting that they also got their spouse's lifelong platonic partner when they married them (and take turns hosting the boys' weekly sleepovers)
They are a set!! do not separate!!
(my favorite thing about fake twitter/insta posts are when derek's handle was clearly set up by stiles so have my humble addition to the bunch lol)
Original under the cut:
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
Happy Ulf Hath Slain A Dragon With His Spear!
sterek as tweets part 6
hale trio holding back derek as we speak
happy twt au monday
Derek’s pack being rumoured to be a cult but the authorities never truly having any proof of wrongdoing by the leader (Derek Hale) or by the members itself to do anything about it.
but then they get probable cause when some people on a hike close to the Hale compound hears some blood curdling screams coming from there.
the compound gets raided by the FBI or some shit and its pandemonium as the members get arrested one by one. the FBI expected violence but they encounter little to no resistance.
Derek Hale is found in a large room at the end of some tunnels under the compound. He’s guarding a large metal door with multiple locks and weird symbols drawn on it.
He doesn’t resist arrest and stays silent apart from one thing.
“Don’t open the door.”
They drag him through the tunnels and agents get to opening the metal door. Derek Hale starts trashing and screaming.
“DON’T! DON’T OPEN THE DOOR! DON’T FUCKING DO IT!”
they don’t listen.
it takes a long time for them to open it, they use various tools while Derek Hale is sat in a cop car, watching the open trap door to the tunnels.
the door finally swings open noisily on its hinges and it’s so dark beyond the threshold they don’t see a thing. some agents shine flashlights in the room but it doesn’t show much of anything.
“Derek? Is that you?” a youthful male voice calls out from the darkness.
the agents frantically call out to the boy and start advancing into the dark room, looking for him in the overwhelming darkness.
“Where is he? Where’s Derek? You’re not Derek. What are you doing here? You don’t belong here.”
the voice seem to be coming from multiple directions at once and the agents’ flashlights all stop working at the same time.
Derek hears the screams of the agents from where he’s sitting in the cop car and he closes his eyes for a long moment. he hears more agents running to the trap door, going to help but he knows it’s useless.
the door was opened. the love of his life was unleashed upon them. there’s nothing they can do now.
Derek opens his eyes only when he hears familiar steps coming up to the trap door. he looks over and sees Stiles emerge. radiant and beautiful as he always is. naked and drenched in warm blood.
he finds Derek with his sharp eyes almost instantly and smiles brightly. he literally skips his way to the cop car and opens the door. he then kneels down on the ground and looks up at Derek adoringly.
“They opened the door.”
“I know.”
“It wasn’t me. I didn’t do it.”
“I know, baby.”
“Only you can open the door.”
“Yes.”
“So I punished them.”
“Yes you did.”
Stiles giggles and moves closer to pillow his head on Derek’s thigh, nuzzling it a little.
“Can you bring me back to my room now? Can you close the door?”
“Yeah, baby. I’ll close the door.”
Stiles smiles lovingly at him and the handcuffs at his wrists turn to dust.
Stiles pulls away from him to get back to his feet and he pulls Derek out of car after him.
“Come on! Quick quick! I wanna go back to my room. Are you going to come in with me today?” Stiles says quickly, holding onto Derek’s hand and hugging his arm at the same time as they walk towards the trap door.
“Do you want me to go in with you today?” Derek asks back and it makes Stiles giggle again.
“Yes I do. I always want you to come in my room. You’re the only one allowed to open the door.”
Derek smiles fondly and nuzzles Stiles’ hair, smelling dirt, ash and blood.
Stiles lets go of him only when they enter the sacred room. He jogs ahead, crossing the open space and cackles happily as he enters the dark open doorway to his lair.
“Don’t forget to close the door, Derek!” Stiles says from somewhere into the darkness.
“I won’t, baby.” Derek says and he grabs the heavy door and drags it shut behind himself.
The concept of Derek Hale having to scan a qr code
luke: here’s a picture of penelope yelling at me
luke: do not send help, i’m exactly where i want to be
Garvez crumb in 18x08
penelope: luke is my enemy
luke: i am literally in love with you
luke on setting up his coworkers with his army buddies, tara vs penelope
i'm sorry but matt's face whenever luke and penelope are flirting kills me
if criminal minds was a serious show penelope and luke would be MARRIED by now. that man is begging to be called luke garcía. it keeps me up at night.