Hey Let Me In

🎶mr. sand man man me a sand a johnnylonzo is right by my bed 🎶 - the gumbie cat trio or something. give me a song

[heres-johnny]

*crawls out of my cave* whats up. apperently im some "sleep paralysis demon" or something. yall really need to learn to be nice. anyhow give me your name.

[ask-jellicle-cassandra]

greetings cassandra. i have seen that you have recently maced my bitch know as alonzo. he currently has a feeding tube full of respect women juice down his throat. i am terribly sorry that you had to deal with him. you may call in one free favor. - heres-johnny

“Oh, I’m always glad for an opportunity to mace something. But a favor, you say?”

“I’m nearly at 10k subscribers on my vlogging channel, and I just need one phenomenally overblown event to push the numbers up. Care to help me get clout?”

[heres-johnny]

SCHEMING IS MY MIDDLE NAME! queen what is your favor!

[ask-jellicle-cassandra]

“OKAY, so me and Rumpus Cat were hanging out a while ago, right? Well, while we were slam dunking Macavity into Lake Bastard, it occurred to me that I’ve never seen Rumpus without that sick mask on! Whaddya say we team up and uncover his secret identity???”

[heres-johnny]

ya now that you bring it up, ive never seen the lad without his specs. i thought he got them from looking at the sun too much or something. HONESTLY, yeah lets unmask him!

[ask-jellicle-cassandra]

“HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! Okay, I’ve rolled up a small portion of all the weed I own as bait. All we need to do now is set the trap and we’re golden.”

[heres-johnny]

cassie where??..you only need 69 grams to summon the rump..uh..youre gonna share right...? 

[ask-jellicle-cassandra]

greetings cassandra. i have seen that you have recently maced my bitch know as alonzo. he currently has a feeding tube full of respect women juice down his throat. i am terribly sorry that you had to deal with him. you may call in one free favor. - heres-johnny

“Oh, I’m always glad for an opportunity to mace something. But a favor, you say?”

“I’m nearly at 10k subscribers on my vlogging channel, and I just need one phenomenally overblown event to push the numbers up. Care to help me get clout?”

[heres-johnny]

SCHEMING IS MY MIDDLE NAME! queen what is your favor!

[ask-jellicle-cassandra]

“OKAY, so me and Rumpus Cat were hanging out a while ago, right? Well, while we were slam dunking Macavity into Lake Bastard, it occurred to me that I’ve never seen Rumpus without that sick mask on! Whaddya say we team up and uncover his secret identity???”

[heres-johnny]

ya now that you bring it up, ive never seen the lad without his specs. i thought he got them from looking at the sun too much or something. HONESTLY, yeah lets unmask him!

[heres-johnny]

Hey, you... *slides inside the cave* Let's have a burger together. Not as a date, just as a way to fulfil basic biological needs. (inmunkwetrust)

mmph, who disturbs my beauty sleep. oh its you @inmunkwetrust whatever happened to you wanting me to stay in my cave. thought you were just gonna continue to do delivery for me.

[ask-jellicle-cassandra]

greetings cassandra. i have seen that you have recently maced my bitch know as alonzo. he currently has a feeding tube full of respect women juice down his throat. i am terribly sorry that you had to deal with him. you may call in one free favor. - heres-johnny

“Oh, I’m always glad for an opportunity to mace something. But a favor, you say?”

“I’m nearly at 10k subscribers on my vlogging channel, and I just need one phenomenally overblown event to push the numbers up. Care to help me get clout?”

[heres-johnny]

SCHEMING IS MY MIDDLE NAME! queen what is your favor!

[heres-johnny]

@terribly-boring-advice @sillabubspiel

silly youre the cutest cat in all of the junkyard. your spots outshine mistos sparkles. and of course i was more than willing to fight a pollicle if one ever attacked you.

[crystalpepsiman]

At least SOMEBODY gets it :3c

And gawd, uncle lonzo, not even my dad's talk about each other so much! It is cute tho, it's a sweet relationship, I want one someday owo

[heres-johnny]

lamo yeah tugger and misto are definitely a good couple to look up to. BUT mates are not everything, like whos gonna judge me if I decide to go dumpster diving

[heres-johnny]

@terribly-boring-advice @sillabubspiel

silly youre the cutest cat in all of the junkyard. your spots outshine mistos sparkles. and of course i was more than willing to fight a pollicle if one ever attacked you.

[coricopatsconsult]

Sooo.... Do you know how I'm going to die? Not when, I don't need that information, but I really need to know what's gonna finally put an end to my reign of chaos -Teazer

10-12-2042

You will not see it when it comes, for it will always be at your back.

Good luck hope this helps 💖🎉🍾🥂

[crystalpepsiman]

Fatherrr will you do mine?? :0 I wanna know too!!!

[coricopatsconsult]

NO.

That is not going to happen, because you don't need to know that, and a father should never know something like that. Go find pointy rocks to throw at Johnnylonzo with Jemima or somesuch thing.

[terribly-boring-advice]

Please don't encourage her to Jemima to throw sharp rocks Munk will think I did it

[coricopatsconsult]

Rum Tum Tugger, you know well that if I hadn't suggested it to Sillabub, Jemima would have thought it up on her own anyway. I know this because she landed one square in my prison wallet earlier this morning.

[heres-johnny]

HEY HEY HEY CORI, you are not going to be inciting violence at my beautiful face.

[coricopatsconsult]

Now now, Johnny, I never wanted them aimed at your face. Only your ass. By the morning I will have the best ass of this tribe's toms, for no ass can dwarf Bombalurina's.

[heres-johnny]

...thanks cori for telling me this. i feel so much better...

[crystalpepsiman]

Uncle Lonzo!! Look what I got! Wanna see how fast I can throw it?

[heres-johnny]

WHA -Um sure Silly sure yeah lets uh go throw this uh SHArp POinty rock reeallyy far away from your den. soo that nobody gets hit.

[crystalpepsiman]

Okay!! I'm gonna throw it.... THERE! Bombs away!

[Hurls a handful of rocks at a stop sign with as much strength as her runty bengal body can muster]

[heres-johnny]

WOOOAHH GOO SILLY! lemme try

*picks up a rock and procceeds to hurl it really fast at the sign. it misses and definitely hits someone* shi-- i mean aw shucks. ugh theyre okay...lets just keep throwing thingss.. :D

[crystalpepsiman]

Omg.... Uncle Lonzo.... you should throw meee

Hey wait did you just hit somebody

[heres-johnny]

NOPE! :D *puts silly on his sholders and books it* WoOoo isnt this fun! okay just tell me when so i can launch you

[crystalpepsiman]

Wha- woaaaah!!! Hey let's crash in on @terribly-boring-advice ! Shunt me through the cat door and follow me in?

[terribly-boring-advice]

Ok woah woah woah my human house is NOT somewhere you want to just wander into

[heres-johnny]

oh tugger share your curiosity with us. and dont worry @sillabubspiel i will protect you if anything happens!

[terribly-boring-advice]

We have. A DOG

[crystalpepsiman]

Dont worry, Tugger, I brought pepper spray! I stole it from Aunteazer when she wasn't looking :D

Macing a dog is on my bucket list uwu

[terribly-boring-advice]

PLEASE DO NOT MACE MY DOG

She may not like cats she doesn't usually smell or pigeons or squirrels or really any small animals in her yard but she's really super sweet and I DON'T want you macing her, I am NOT above telling your father.

[crystalpepsiman]

AAAAA DONT TELL FATHER-

will you at least come out to play with us, then, Tugger? You owe us for being such a wet blanket >:u

[terribly-boring-advice]

Yeah I think not wanting you to come into my house and pick a fight with my giant ass dog is common sense actually

And sure, I'm not really doing much else Mistoffelees is away and yall are fun, I'll hang out

[heres-johnny]

oof tugger, seems like ya joining the gang. still dont see why we couldnt explore your house

[terribly-boring-advice]

Because. Of the dog.

But also because that's my house! It's where my family lives and where all my shit is, if you want me to have a party of something I can do it in my den in the junkyard

There's always a line in the sand somewhere, and I'm drawing it at my human family

[heres-johnny]

thats what you get for having a human family. its just me and my cave and everybody is welcomed. but since ya being a sour puss we'll go back to the junkyard.

*messes up your hair and proceeds to run off with silly in his arms*

[coricopatsconsult]

Sooo.... Do you know how I'm going to die? Not when, I don't need that information, but I really need to know what's gonna finally put an end to my reign of chaos -Teazer

10-12-2042

You will not see it when it comes, for it will always be at your back.

Good luck hope this helps 💖🎉🍾🥂

[crystalpepsiman]

Fatherrr will you do mine?? :0 I wanna know too!!!

[coricopatsconsult]

NO.

That is not going to happen, because you don't need to know that, and a father should never know something like that. Go find pointy rocks to throw at Johnnylonzo with Jemima or somesuch thing.

[terribly-boring-advice]

Please don't encourage her to Jemima to throw sharp rocks Munk will think I did it

[coricopatsconsult]

Rum Tum Tugger, you know well that if I hadn't suggested it to Sillabub, Jemima would have thought it up on her own anyway. I know this because she landed one square in my prison wallet earlier this morning.

[heres-johnny]

HEY HEY HEY CORI, you are not going to be inciting violence at my beautiful face.

[coricopatsconsult]

Now now, Johnny, I never wanted them aimed at your face. Only your ass. By the morning I will have the best ass of this tribe's toms, for no ass can dwarf Bombalurina's.

[heres-johnny]

...thanks cori for telling me this. i feel so much better...

[crystalpepsiman]

Uncle Lonzo!! Look what I got! Wanna see how fast I can throw it?

[heres-johnny]

WHA -Um sure Silly sure yeah lets uh go throw this uh SHArp POinty rock reeallyy far away from your den. soo that nobody gets hit.

[crystalpepsiman]

Okay!! I'm gonna throw it.... THERE! Bombs away!

[Hurls a handful of rocks at a stop sign with as much strength as her runty bengal body can muster]

[heres-johnny]

WOOOAHH GOO SILLY! lemme try

*picks up a rock and procceeds to hurl it really fast at the sign. it misses and definitely hits someone* shi-- i mean aw shucks. ugh theyre okay...lets just keep throwing thingss.. :D

[crystalpepsiman]

Omg.... Uncle Lonzo.... you should throw meee

Hey wait did you just hit somebody

[heres-johnny]

NOPE! :D *puts silly on his sholders and books it* WoOoo isnt this fun! okay just tell me when so i can launch you

[crystalpepsiman]

Wha- woaaaah!!! Hey let's crash in on @terribly-boring-advice ! Shunt me through the cat door and follow me in?

[terribly-boring-advice]

Ok woah woah woah my human house is NOT somewhere you want to just wander into

[heres-johnny]

oh tugger share your curiosity with us. and dont worry @sillabubspiel i will protect you if anything happens!

[terribly-boring-advice]

We have. A DOG

[crystalpepsiman]

Dont worry, Tugger, I brought pepper spray! I stole it from Aunteazer when she wasn't looking :D

Macing a dog is on my bucket list uwu

[terribly-boring-advice]

PLEASE DO NOT MACE MY DOG

She may not like cats she doesn't usually smell or pigeons or squirrels or really any small animals in her yard but she's really super sweet and I DON'T want you macing her, I am NOT above telling your father.

[crystalpepsiman]

AAAAA DONT TELL FATHER-

will you at least come out to play with us, then, Tugger? You owe us for being such a wet blanket >:u

[terribly-boring-advice]

Yeah I think not wanting you to come into my house and pick a fight with my giant ass dog is common sense actually

And sure, I'm not really doing much else Mistoffelees is away and yall are fun, I'll hang out

[heres-johnny]

oof tugger, seems like ya joining the gang. still dont see why we couldnt explore your house

[coricopatsconsult]

Sooo.... Do you know how I'm going to die? Not when, I don't need that information, but I really need to know what's gonna finally put an end to my reign of chaos -Teazer

10-12-2042

You will not see it when it comes, for it will always be at your back.

Good luck hope this helps 💖🎉🍾🥂

[crystalpepsiman]

Fatherrr will you do mine?? :0 I wanna know too!!!

[coricopatsconsult]

NO.

That is not going to happen, because you don't need to know that, and a father should never know something like that. Go find pointy rocks to throw at Johnnylonzo with Jemima or somesuch thing.

[terribly-boring-advice]

Please don't encourage her to Jemima to throw sharp rocks Munk will think I did it

[coricopatsconsult]

Rum Tum Tugger, you know well that if I hadn't suggested it to Sillabub, Jemima would have thought it up on her own anyway. I know this because she landed one square in my prison wallet earlier this morning.

[heres-johnny]

HEY HEY HEY CORI, you are not going to be inciting violence at my beautiful face.

[coricopatsconsult]

Now now, Johnny, I never wanted them aimed at your face. Only your ass. By the morning I will have the best ass of this tribe's toms, for no ass can dwarf Bombalurina's.

[heres-johnny]

...thanks cori for telling me this. i feel so much better...

[crystalpepsiman]

Uncle Lonzo!! Look what I got! Wanna see how fast I can throw it?

[heres-johnny]

WHA -Um sure Silly sure yeah lets uh go throw this uh SHArp POinty rock reeallyy far away from your den. soo that nobody gets hit.

[crystalpepsiman]

Okay!! I'm gonna throw it.... THERE! Bombs away!

[Hurls a handful of rocks at a stop sign with as much strength as her runty bengal body can muster]

[heres-johnny]

WOOOAHH GOO SILLY! lemme try

*picks up a rock and procceeds to hurl it really fast at the sign. it misses and definitely hits someone* shi-- i mean aw shucks. ugh theyre okay...lets just keep throwing thingss.. :D

[crystalpepsiman]

Omg.... Uncle Lonzo.... you should throw meee

Hey wait did you just hit somebody

[heres-johnny]

NOPE! :D *puts silly on his sholders and books it* WoOoo isnt this fun! okay just tell me when so i can launch you

[crystalpepsiman]

Wha- woaaaah!!! Hey let's crash in on @terribly-boring-advice ! Shunt me through the cat door and follow me in?

[terribly-boring-advice]

Ok woah woah woah my human house is NOT somewhere you want to just wander into

[heres-johnny]

oh tugger share your curiosity with us. and dont worry @sillabubspiel i will protect you if anything happens!

[terribly-boring-advice]

We have. A DOG

[crystalpepsiman]

Dont worry, Tugger, I brought pepper spray! I stole it from Aunteazer when she wasn't looking :D

Macing a dog is on my bucket list uwu

[terribly-boring-advice]

PLEASE DO NOT MACE MY DOG

She may not like cats she doesn't usually smell or pigeons or squirrels or really any small animals in her yard but she's really super sweet and I DON'T want you macing her, I am NOT above telling your father.

[heres-johnny]

as much as i support you checking off your bucket list, Silly lets not pepper spray the dog. Tugger relax, the pollicle sounds harmless. plus you said it was okay to hit up when silly and i are hanging out. dont pull put now.

[coricopatsconsult]

Sooo.... Do you know how I'm going to die? Not when, I don't need that information, but I really need to know what's gonna finally put an end to my reign of chaos -Teazer

10-12-2042

You will not see it when it comes, for it will always be at your back.

Good luck hope this helps 💖🎉🍾🥂

[crystalpepsiman]

Fatherrr will you do mine?? :0 I wanna know too!!!

[coricopatsconsult]

NO.

That is not going to happen, because you don't need to know that, and a father should never know something like that. Go find pointy rocks to throw at Johnnylonzo with Jemima or somesuch thing.

[terribly-boring-advice]

Please don't encourage her to Jemima to throw sharp rocks Munk will think I did it

[coricopatsconsult]

Rum Tum Tugger, you know well that if I hadn't suggested it to Sillabub, Jemima would have thought it up on her own anyway. I know this because she landed one square in my prison wallet earlier this morning.

[heres-johnny]

HEY HEY HEY CORI, you are not going to be inciting violence at my beautiful face.

[coricopatsconsult]

Now now, Johnny, I never wanted them aimed at your face. Only your ass. By the morning I will have the best ass of this tribe's toms, for no ass can dwarf Bombalurina's.

[heres-johnny]

...thanks cori for telling me this. i feel so much better...

[crystalpepsiman]

Uncle Lonzo!! Look what I got! Wanna see how fast I can throw it?

[heres-johnny]

WHA -Um sure Silly sure yeah lets uh go throw this uh SHArp POinty rock reeallyy far away from your den. soo that nobody gets hit.

[crystalpepsiman]

Okay!! I'm gonna throw it.... THERE! Bombs away!

[Hurls a handful of rocks at a stop sign with as much strength as her runty bengal body can muster]

[heres-johnny]

WOOOAHH GOO SILLY! lemme try

*picks up a rock and procceeds to hurl it really fast at the sign. it misses and definitely hits someone* shi-- i mean aw shucks. ugh theyre okay...lets just keep throwing thingss.. :D

[crystalpepsiman]

Omg.... Uncle Lonzo.... you should throw meee

Hey wait did you just hit somebody

[heres-johnny]

NOPE! :D *puts silly on his sholders and books it* WoOoo isnt this fun! okay just tell me when so i can launch you

[crystalpepsiman]

Wha- woaaaah!!! Hey let's crash in on @terribly-boring-advice ! Shunt me through the cat door and follow me in?

[terribly-boring-advice]

Ok woah woah woah my human house is NOT somewhere you want to just wander into

[heres-johnny]

oh tugger share your curiosity with us. and dont worry @sillabubspiel i will protect you if anything happens!

[coricopatsconsult]

Sooo.... Do you know how I'm going to die? Not when, I don't need that information, but I really need to know what's gonna finally put an end to my reign of chaos -Teazer

10-12-2042

You will not see it when it comes, for it will always be at your back.

Good luck hope this helps 💖🎉🍾🥂

[crystalpepsiman]

Fatherrr will you do mine?? :0 I wanna know too!!!

[coricopatsconsult]

NO.

That is not going to happen, because you don't need to know that, and a father should never know something like that. Go find pointy rocks to throw at Johnnylonzo with Jemima or somesuch thing.

[terribly-boring-advice]

Please don't encourage her to Jemima to throw sharp rocks Munk will think I did it

[coricopatsconsult]

Rum Tum Tugger, you know well that if I hadn't suggested it to Sillabub, Jemima would have thought it up on her own anyway. I know this because she landed one square in my prison wallet earlier this morning.

[heres-johnny]

HEY HEY HEY CORI, you are not going to be inciting violence at my beautiful face.

[coricopatsconsult]

Now now, Johnny, I never wanted them aimed at your face. Only your ass. By the morning I will have the best ass of this tribe's toms, for no ass can dwarf Bombalurina's.

[heres-johnny]

...thanks cori for telling me this. i feel so much better...

[crystalpepsiman]

Uncle Lonzo!! Look what I got! Wanna see how fast I can throw it?

[heres-johnny]

WHA -Um sure Silly sure yeah lets uh go throw this uh SHArp POinty rock reeallyy far away from your den. soo that nobody gets hit.

[crystalpepsiman]

Okay!! I'm gonna throw it.... THERE! Bombs away!

[Hurls a handful of rocks at a stop sign with as much strength as her runty bengal body can muster]

[heres-johnny]

WOOOAHH GOO SILLY! lemme try

*picks up a rock and procceeds to hurl it really fast at the sign. it misses and definitely hits someone* shi-- i mean aw shucks. ugh theyre okay...lets just keep throwing thingss.. :D

[crystalpepsiman]

Omg.... Uncle Lonzo.... you should throw meee

Hey wait did you just hit somebody

[heres-johnny]

NOPE! :D *puts silly on his sholders and books it* WoOoo isnt this fun! okay just tell me when so i can launch you

[terribly-boring-advice]

we should prob host a play date for silly and jemima. lowkey dude idk how how to not fuck up around silly, and i think she needs a better uncle influence. - heres-johnny

As if I don't fuck up around Jemmie lmao

As an uncle you have like... a certain amount of bad influence privilege, but you gotta balance it out with being an actively good influence? I'm gonna be real the ONLY reason I'm so good with Jemima is how involved I've been literally since she was born and I know how her parents do things. I'd be so lost otherwise.

But yeah, let me know when you're watching Sillabub next and I'll see what I can do.

[heres-johnny]

we're currently throwing sharp rocks, i swear i just hit somebody....its fine...silly hasnt noticed yet, i hope...

also say hi to lil jemmie, im very glad i havent seen her on this hell hole of a site

[terribly-boring-advice]

Her dad's on here talking about getting pegged I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to be here

She doesn't know that but she still doesn't want to be here she thinks it's weird

[terribly-boring-advice]

we should prob host a play date for silly and jemima. lowkey dude idk how how to not fuck up around silly, and i think she needs a better uncle influence. - heres-johnny

As if I don't fuck up around Jemmie lmao

As an uncle you have like... a certain amount of bad influence privilege, but you gotta balance it out with being an actively good influence? I'm gonna be real the ONLY reason I'm so good with Jemima is how involved I've been literally since she was born and I know how her parents do things. I'd be so lost otherwise.

But yeah, let me know when you're watching Sillabub next and I'll see what I can do.

[heres-johnny]

we're currently throwing sharp rocks, i swear i just hit somebody....its fine...silly hasnt noticed yet, i hope...

also say hi to lil jemmie, im very glad i havent seen her on this hell hole of a site

[inmunkwetrust]

got pegged yet homie - heres-johnny

Get pegged? Why would I want that??? Prffff... Don't be silly....... *heavy sweats*

[heres-johnny]

theres no shame in wanting a lil boning. everybody gotta have some every now and then. im pretty sure if you begged on your knees @bombasgoodadvice just might pity you.

[bombasgoodadvice]

*smiles and moves up behind munk* @inmunkwetrust oh munky you’ve gone all red, what are you boys talking about?

*looks at Johnny* wow someone let you out of that cage did they, well stay away from my weed, you can drink the bong water that teazer has around the place

[heres-johnny]

*stares at bomba* why hello to you too. i left on my own thank you very much. besides, i dont want your shitty weed, i dont need it to function.

[bombasgoodadvice]

*hisses at the mongrul in front of her and turns to munk* he’s saying my weed isn’t good baby, what are you gonna do about it, you know I don’t like being insulted 🥺 @inmunkwetrust

[inmunkwetrust]

.......... You said...... Baby?

*slaps @heres-johnny​ on the muzzle* Stop being weird! I’ll bring you food if you stay away from... Everyone. In general.

[heres-johnny]

*hisses* not cool dude. but fine i'll get off your dick for a bit

[coricopatsconsult]

Sooo.... Do you know how I'm going to die? Not when, I don't need that information, but I really need to know what's gonna finally put an end to my reign of chaos -Teazer

10-12-2042

You will not see it when it comes, for it will always be at your back.

Good luck hope this helps 💖🎉🍾🥂

[crystalpepsiman]

Fatherrr will you do mine?? :0 I wanna know too!!!

[coricopatsconsult]

NO.

That is not going to happen, because you don't need to know that, and a father should never know something like that. Go find pointy rocks to throw at Johnnylonzo with Jemima or somesuch thing.

[terribly-boring-advice]

Please don't encourage her to Jemima to throw sharp rocks Munk will think I did it

[coricopatsconsult]

Rum Tum Tugger, you know well that if I hadn't suggested it to Sillabub, Jemima would have thought it up on her own anyway. I know this because she landed one square in my prison wallet earlier this morning.

[heres-johnny]

HEY HEY HEY CORI, you are not going to be inciting violence at my beautiful face.

[coricopatsconsult]

Now now, Johnny, I never wanted them aimed at your face. Only your ass. By the morning I will have the best ass of this tribe's toms, for no ass can dwarf Bombalurina's.

[heres-johnny]

...thanks cori for telling me this. i feel so much better...

[crystalpepsiman]

Uncle Lonzo!! Look what I got! Wanna see how fast I can throw it?

[heres-johnny]

WHA -Um sure Silly sure yeah lets uh go throw this uh SHArp POinty rock reeallyy far away from your den. soo that nobody gets hit.

[crystalpepsiman]

Okay!! I'm gonna throw it.... THERE! Bombs away!

[Hurls a handful of rocks at a stop sign with as much strength as her runty bengal body can muster]

[heres-johnny]

WOOOAHH GOO SILLY! lemme try

*picks up a rock and procceeds to hurl it really fast at the sign. it misses and definitely hits someone* shi-- i mean aw shucks. ugh theyre okay...lets just keep throwing thingss.. :D

[heres-johnny]

You ever eat trash? -Teazer

whats wrong with trash @rumpleteazershelpfulanswers . hmm i thought youd live by one mans trash is anothers treasure. and my treasure just so happens to be this almost empty pack of sour gummie worms.

[rumpleteazershelpfulanswers]

No, no, I’m not judgin’ you, I just wanted to see if you wanted to share this bucket of chicken wings I found in the garbage. I eat trash all the time, I’m not a loser

[heres-johnny]

YOU GOT CHICKEN. i mean yeah thatd be sweet. cats that only get their food from lil kibble bags dont know the high life of dumpster diving.

[rumpleteazershelpfulanswers]

Right? We’re dining on chicken like kings while they’re choking down their dry little food pebbles

Bone Ape Titty, my friend. Or uh, whatever that saying is

[heres-johnny]

im pretty sure its bone apple teeth, but youre the queen of this feast so bone ape titty it is. thank you everlasting cat for this meal.