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@terribly-boring-advice
Apparently I am "Old enough to take some responsibility" and I "Need to set an example".
So I figured what the hell let's cut the middle man, just ask me about things and I'll tell you, and then no one can say I'm not at least trying to advise people and be good.
This is the bare minimum of decent human behavior for ANY gender. If you are an adult and someone who is not an adult wants to have a relationship with you, it is your duty to, at bare minimum, turn them away.
and like... having crushes on adults is a Normal Adolescent Thing, but it doesn’t mean they’re ready for--or for that matter, want--an actual relationship with said adult. it’s a goddamn developmental phase for kids working out their sexuality, and treating it as a chance to get laid is fucking monstrous.
Recommended tactics to deal with a child hitting on you:
“kiddo”
“buddy”
inform a friend to ensure you’re never left alone with them
refer to own age in conversation
“yeah, I know I look young, but you wouldn’t BELIEVE how awkward it is being mistakenly hit on by a teenager!”
upon that child turning 18:
“Happy birthday, kiddo!”
“Have you registered to vote yet?”
“Man, being a baby adult was so hard, good luck with that”
And as a reminder, teenagers often have crushes on older and/or unavailable people like celebrities precisely because psychologically/emotionally they’re not ready to have a relationship. On a subconscious level, fantasizing about someone you know you can’t be with allows you to experiment with your emotions in a safe way. And obviously an adult taking advantage of that will disrupt the entire thing.
Concept: sexy human costume for Halloween
That's an oxymoron
Please by all means elaborate though
Giant Fucking Totties. I Mean Huge Wholloping Badonkadonks. Seriously I Mean The Biggest Goddamn Knockers.
Plus, like, a tasteful wig.
Thank the Everlasting all I could think of was like...
Awful latex monstrosities
They have no fur Cass
I was just going to shave myself completely, but I hadn't even considered latex!!
Oh, do you think you could help me pick out a wig?
As long as I'm not involved in any shaving or latex sure
You look like a monkey though
Concept: sexy human costume for Halloween
That's an oxymoron
Please by all means elaborate though
Giant Fucking Totties. I Mean Huge Wholloping Badonkadonks. Seriously I Mean The Biggest Goddamn Knockers.
Plus, like, a tasteful wig.
Thank the Everlasting all I could think of was like...
Awful latex monstrosities
They have no fur Cass
Concept: sexy human costume for Halloween
That's an oxymoron
Please by all means elaborate though
seize the means of production
I know it's morally wrong to rob an old lady but what if that old lady is the Queen? -Teazer
No. The Queen's money could feed and house thousands of people for a year. The rest of us can have a little. As a treat.
Well in that case, wanna take a little trip down to Buckingham Palace?
You know, that sounds like a lot of fun!
I had this sad clown painting but now it's just a painting of nothing because I got really depressed and the clown climbed out of the painting to cry with me :/ What should I do with it?
Hug it? Make it some tea? I dunno man clowns aren't really my thing.
I know it's morally wrong to rob an old lady but what if that old lady is the Queen? -Teazer
No. The Queen's money could feed and house thousands of people for a year. The rest of us can have a little. As a treat.
Okay who pushed the box I was takin’ a nap on into the Thames while I was asleep? I’m stuck out here with the eels now
GET ONE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE also I’d bet money on Jerrie
I’ll see if I can grab an eel but if i fall in I’m blamin’ you
Teazer they live at the bottom you'd have to swim for them either way
Okay who pushed the box I was takin’ a nap on into the Thames while I was asleep? I’m stuck out here with the eels now
GET ONE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE also I'd bet money on Jerrie
Hey there wild child, how have you been doing with practicing your bagpipes? If you need more lessons, let me know. (tipsfromtraindad)
Hey Skimble!
It's going great, actually. I'm learning a bunch of new songs and I think I've mostly got em covered... if I have any questions (which I probably always will, since there's really no learning All Of Bagpipes) I'll let ya know!
Excellent! You should try those new songs out on some fresh ears next time Munk is making some important speech.
Maybe I should give another jellicle their own set of bagpipes as well. It must be lonely being the only one playing. Any ideas?
Well... I've been meaning to ask Jemima if she's interested, but I kind of want to teach her. You know.
Ask Etcetera she'd be ECSTATIC.
I will definitely ask Etcetera, but careful what you wish for. I know it may be hard to believe, but she has been begging me to teach her so that she could try to impress you with her new skills.
I bet she has wonderful breathing control given how much she can scream.
Exactly if we have to be subjected to a kitten with bagpipes might as well teach something who will put in the hours and be enthusiastic
I mean wasn't that your logic when you gave into my begging when I was little
Ok but seriously if Etcetera puts her mind to it she'll find a way to do it so you can do all of us the favor of making sure she does it well yknow
Hey there wild child, how have you been doing with practicing your bagpipes? If you need more lessons, let me know. (tipsfromtraindad)
Hey Skimble!
It's going great, actually. I'm learning a bunch of new songs and I think I've mostly got em covered... if I have any questions (which I probably always will, since there's really no learning All Of Bagpipes) I'll let ya know!
Excellent! You should try those new songs out on some fresh ears next time Munk is making some important speech.
Maybe I should give another jellicle their own set of bagpipes as well. It must be lonely being the only one playing. Any ideas?
Well... I've been meaning to ask Jemima if she's interested, but I kind of want to teach her. You know.
Ask Etcetera she'd be ECSTATIC.
Hey there wild child, how have you been doing with practicing your bagpipes? If you need more lessons, let me know. (tipsfromtraindad)
Hey Skimble!
It's going great, actually. I'm learning a bunch of new songs and I think I've mostly got em covered... if I have any questions (which I probably always will, since there's really no learning All Of Bagpipes) I'll let ya know!
terribly-boring-advice:
I’m kinda surprised you don’t
I don’t trust him with anything for shit, someone older than us would probably know because I guarantee half of them did drugs at our age
Like Jelly probably knows, or Skimble. They’re the most likely to tell you anyway
Yeah, uh, maybe let’s not ask my dad for cocaine. He’s absolutely snorted nose candy before but he ends every story about it by tellin’ me if I do cocaine I’ll die so I don’t think he’d be too happy about that. And I don’t think he’d believe us if we told him it was just to catch eels
Let’s just ask Jelly
Jelly is very cool she’ll help us
And he never died so smells like bullshit to me just sayin
HEY. My dad does NOT lie to me. If he says I’m gonna die then I’m gonna die!
Wait- okay no he lied about Santa Claws but that was one time
I think he probably doesn’t want you running around high on cocaine because that would be a nightmare for him which… can’t blame him
If my dad thought he could stop me he’d probably try too
Ya know I’m really glad my parents aren’t here in the junkyard, they didnt know half of the stuff I’m into
also tuggs the kittens shouldn’t even be in my den, so technically it ain’t my fault, much, maybe a little, but anyway @rumpleteazershelpfulanswers your telling me Santa claws isn’t real?, my life is a lie?!
Y'all believed in Santa Claws?
YES!, WHO ELSE BROUGHT ME PRESENTS WHEN I WAS A KITTEN, TGEY HAD BOWS TUGGER, BOWS!, your telling me that wasn’t real???
Yeah I never thought he was real I always knew exactly who it was
First and foremost because everything always had nametags… but also growing up with two older brothers kills any chance of believing in Things real fast
*starts re-evaluating my whole life* Santa…….isn’t…….real……..??, but….but… I saw him, he said I looked like a pretty kitty, oh god, my life, is a lie, Where’s jelly?, never mind the coke for the eels, I need something to get me through this fucking revelation!
Yeah there's cats that'll pretend to be Santa to really sell it
You'll be ok, we all are eventually
terribly-boring-advice:
I’m kinda surprised you don’t
I don’t trust him with anything for shit, someone older than us would probably know because I guarantee half of them did drugs at our age
Like Jelly probably knows, or Skimble. They’re the most likely to tell you anyway
Yeah, uh, maybe let’s not ask my dad for cocaine. He’s absolutely snorted nose candy before but he ends every story about it by tellin’ me if I do cocaine I’ll die so I don’t think he’d be too happy about that. And I don’t think he’d believe us if we told him it was just to catch eels
Let’s just ask Jelly
Jelly is very cool she’ll help us
And he never died so smells like bullshit to me just sayin
HEY. My dad does NOT lie to me. If he says I’m gonna die then I’m gonna die!
Wait- okay no he lied about Santa Claws but that was one time
I think he probably doesn’t want you running around high on cocaine because that would be a nightmare for him which… can’t blame him
If my dad thought he could stop me he’d probably try too
Ya know I’m really glad my parents aren’t here in the junkyard, they didnt know half of the stuff I’m into
also tuggs the kittens shouldn’t even be in my den, so technically it ain’t my fault, much, maybe a little, but anyway @rumpleteazershelpfulanswers your telling me Santa claws isn’t real?, my life is a lie?!
Y'all believed in Santa Claws?
YES!, WHO ELSE BROUGHT ME PRESENTS WHEN I WAS A KITTEN, TGEY HAD BOWS TUGGER, BOWS!, your telling me that wasn’t real???
Yeah I never thought he was real I always knew exactly who it was
First and foremost because everything always had nametags... but also growing up with two older brothers kills any chance of believing in Things real fast
terribly-boring-advice:
I’m kinda surprised you don’t
I don’t trust him with anything for shit, someone older than us would probably know because I guarantee half of them did drugs at our age
Like Jelly probably knows, or Skimble. They’re the most likely to tell you anyway
Yeah, uh, maybe let’s not ask my dad for cocaine. He’s absolutely snorted nose candy before but he ends every story about it by tellin’ me if I do cocaine I’ll die so I don’t think he’d be too happy about that. And I don’t think he’d believe us if we told him it was just to catch eels
Let’s just ask Jelly
Jelly is very cool she’ll help us
And he never died so smells like bullshit to me just sayin
HEY. My dad does NOT lie to me. If he says I’m gonna die then I’m gonna die!
Wait- okay no he lied about Santa Claws but that was one time
I think he probably doesn’t want you running around high on cocaine because that would be a nightmare for him which… can’t blame him
If my dad thought he could stop me he’d probably try too
Ya know I’m really glad my parents aren’t here in the junkyard, they didnt know half of the stuff I’m into
also tuggs the kittens shouldn’t even be in my den, so technically it ain’t my fault, much, maybe a little, but anyway @rumpleteazershelpfulanswers your telling me Santa claws isn’t real?, my life is a lie?!
Y'all believed in Santa Claws?
