Here's the Plan:

we never see each other again.

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[letsallgotothelobby]

Not sure if this has been done yet

[internet-sentences]

[ithankthevirgin]

Do not let this happen again, for the good of humanity.

Virgin of Guadalupe, I’m giving you thanks for the miracle tat on that sad day of September 11, when the evil Osama bin Laden attacked the twin towers in New York, I could escape and saved my life.

Grateful Poblano, December 2001

[ankle-beez]

Normal people on Twitter are having an absolutely normal one over muppet babies letting gonzo wear a dress

[ankle-beez]

The thing about the episode is that it didn't even have an inherently trans meesage? Gonzo wanted to wear a dress to this ball they were having and he was scared he was gonna be made fun of so he disguises himself as Gonzorella so he can wear the dress and then the plot to Cinderella plays out like usual, and all the other muppet babies were like "we love you gonzo, we sorry we made you feel that way, we love you just the way you are"

The moral was literally the same "be yourself" stuff every kids media does, it's just that involves a boy wearing a dress this time

[thefriendlylover]

“Manly muppets”

FOR FU–

[stabbedthrutheeye]

bring back manly muppets? bring back manly muppets? BRING BACK MANLY MUPPETS?

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING PINNACLE OF MANLINESS TO YOU?

IS THIS MANLET OF A FROG YOUR IDEAL MAN?

AH YES, THIS IS THE EPITOME OF MACHO

LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THIS ISNT A WHOLE FUCKING TWINK

BRING BACK MANLY MUPPETS. CHRIST HELP ME

[stabbedthrutheeye]

THIS

ISN’T

EVEN

THE

FIRST

TIME

THE ORIGINAL MUPPET BABIES AIRED IN 1984

[clownboybeebop]

is she trying to argue that gonzo has a dick while he canonically has a fist in his ass

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Gonzo the Great, nonbinary icon

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

A flight of Royal Air Force Sepecat Jaguars flying over the Scottish Highlands in the 1970s

[amazoogle]

love when restaurants have something called like Fat Joe's Special Secret Sloppy Fuck Me Hard Sauce and its mayonnaise and ketchup mixed together

[emperornero]

absolutely obsessed with this old Slovenian coin with an olm on it. just look at it. no need to make more coins, we’ve already peaked with this good boy over here

[bogleech]

It represents the value of a 1 olm

it can buy any thing in the world

[fatehbaz]

Income and tree canopies: In US cities, access to clean air, cooler air, shade, and greenery segregated by income.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uhh-im-not-me]

it gets better

[powerburial]

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

[iamoutofideas]

who’s papa john

[iamoutofideas]

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

[daily-meme]

You can still buy cactus on some websites

[weonsinnombre]

[weonsinnombre]

[rocketumbl]

Cutaway

[ithankthevirgin]

Holy Child of Atocha, I give you thanks for delivering me from the pain caused by an evil woman who broke my heart.

Vicente, Oaxaca, Mexico, 1968

[omghotmemes]

Thanks to Doge now I paid my Internet bill.