[wolfofthegoddess-deactivated202]

[probuccalfat]

everyone acts like your only choice is total excess or complete abstinence. what about moderation… what happened to my good old girl Moderation?

[heartpdf]

[heartpdf]

[disabled-bug]

Idk what person with chronic illness needs to hear this, but you can do things to make your responsibilities nicer for yourself. You can get an ice cream after a blood draw. You can sit down for tv time after an injection. You can pick out the bandaids that have cartoon characters on them instead of the plain ones. Being an adult doesn’t stop you from benefiting from encouragement. Go for whatever fits with your routine/abilities/budget and makes life a little better. A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down etc etc

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[for-those-who-wait]

Forgetting your friend is both blind and a professional ragebaiter

[escuerzoresucitado]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[emiliaclarke]

we saw you from across the bar and thought you were really off. and awkward. and that you have that "you think you're better than me" chip on you.

[jawlipops]

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[jewish-joy]

I should also add- I ran into my rabbi and explained the situation. I then asked, earnestly, if there was a remedy. A mikveh of sorts, or a beit din, or something.

He turned to me, sighed, and said in a very deadpan tone-- "Plants don't have covenants, Joy,"

So Theodora's a free agent according to rabbinic opinion. I guess I'll permit her to be Roman Catholic.

[cecut]

>nothingburger

>small potatoes

>?

>everythingbagel

[sadgrrly02]

r/stalker definitely not suffering from hiatus brain

[studentofetherium]

okay but what does the rock look like?

[sadgrrly02]

[studentofetherium]

yeah okay, that looks like bread

[seracadash]

Dragon age awakening was like. Yeah Darkspawn are also people. And spirits are also very complex and also people. We will forget about the first and be so weird about the later in the next games

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped