ďź*â˘ĚŠĚŠÍâŠâ˘ĚŠĚŠÍ*Ëă HALLOWEEN PICK-UP LINES MEME
pulled from various online lists, some nsfw, some awkward, some cheesy. feel free to change pronouns or reverse as you see fit.
âAre you a monster? Because you look Frankenfine.â
âYou must be the devil because it just got hot in here.â
âIâm not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.â
âAre you a jack-o-lantern? Because youâre lighting up the room.â
âIâm not going as a ghost this year, but you can still get under my sheets.â
âWant to check my pants for a treat?â
âIâll get your heart racing faster than the haunted house.â
âWant to get tangled in my spider web tonight?â
âForget your broom, ride me instead?â
âIf I were a zombie, Iâd eat you first.â
âI bet I can make you scream tonight.â
âI donât want your candy, I just want your number.â
âIsnât it spooky how your number isnât in my phone?â
âI âwitchâ youâd go out with me.â
âI didnât get any Hersheyâs. Can you share some kisses?â
âIâm the ghoul for you.â
âYou must be a zombie, youâre drop-dead gorgeous.â
âTalking to you makes me feel like Iâm under a spell.â
âAre you a ghost? Because I think you should be my boo.â
âNormally Iâd wish for Milky Ways but youâre the only treat I want this Halloween.â
âI must be a Jack-O-Lantern, âcuz I light up everytime I see you.â
âAre you a bat? Because I sure am hung up on you.â
âIf you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.â
âYour costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?â
âI would totally carve your pumpkin.â
âMy striped stockings would look great on your bedroom floor.â
âWanna see my Trojan Horse?â
âNurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?â
âIâm a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.â
âIf you were a jack-oâ-lantern, Iâd totally light your candle.â
âCan I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.â
âYou must love Halloween! You donât need to buy a costume to look like an angel.â
âArrrr, give me that booty!â
âYou should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.â
âPardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I canât help myself!â
âIs that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?â
âWanna search me for buried treasure?â
âThat is quite the booty youâve got there.â
âWant to be part of my costume? Iâll let you under my sheets.â
âGood thing Iâm here, it has to be illegal to look that good.â
âYou must be the answer to my prayers.â
âHey Cinderella, itâs about time I took you home. Itâs nearly midnight!â
âWhatâs a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?â
âIâm a doctor and you look like you could use these shots.â
âIâm dressed up as a werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.â
âIs that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?â
âTrick or treat at my place and I guarantee youâll get a full-size Snickers bar!â
âIâm an animal in the bedroom.â
âYouâre the most boo-tiful ghost Iâve seen all night!â
âYouâre a skele-10 in my book.â
âDid you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?â
âYou know what they say about⌠Big Feet.â
âWhyâd you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as âthe most beautiful girl hereâ?â
âI know I donât have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel speak.â
âYouâre such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.â
âYour mausoleum or mine?â
âHey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face!â
âYou look dead sexy. Mostly dead, but still sexy.â
âI heard there is a vampire on the loose you better stay with me tonight.â
âI didnât know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!â
âThat skeleton over there said heâd get your number for me, but he didnât have the guts, so here I am.â
â If you think Iâm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.â
âI canât find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?â
âI can see a date in our future.â
â Your costume mustâve brought all the boys to the graveyard.â
âAre you a spiderweb? Because Iâm tangled up in you.â
âJust what I thought, Â your costume is made out of 100% girlfriend/boyfriend material.â
âI guess I shouldâve dressed up as a Zombie, you look like you have a lot of brains.â
âYou look fang-tastic tonight.â
âWeâd get along â I can feel it in my bones.â
âIf you were mine Iâd give you all treats and no tricks.â