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@pendejisms
Hiii!
I’ve never made a post that isn’t a meme before but I just want y’all to know you can send in submissions of post you’d like me to create after deactivated rp accounts or suggestions for memes you’d like to see around! I’d be happy to bring them to life!
the salty af munday meme
Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.
☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz
♚ How many people don't like you?
⚜ How many people do you not like?
✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?
☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?
☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?
☼ How long do you stay mad?
☀ What's your rp pet peeve?
☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?
☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?
☢ What fads/trends are you so over?
☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?
♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?
❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?
✿ What do you think about public call out posts?
✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?
✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?
✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?
✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?
❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?
❦ Has someone been jealous of you?
❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?
♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?
❣ How salty are you feeling right now?
Go on anon and talk to my muse as their child.
Bonus points for hinting the other parent.
Royalty!AU prompts
The Guardian - Muse A is a prince/princess and heir to the throne and Muse B is the commander of their guards. Muse A needs to leave for a long trip and Muse B needs to keep them safe during the journey. The problem is, they discover a plot against Muse A’s life. Will they manage to keep them safe?
The Siege - The country is at war and the capitol is under siege. Muse A is the last living royal descent, Muse B is their faithful soldier. Muse B needs to get Muse A out of the city and back to their regrouping troops so they can take the country back.
The Marriage - Muse A and B are both of royal blood and are forced to marry for the good of both of their worlds as it’s a part of peace declaration between the nations. They see each other for the first day on their wedding day.
The Lover - Muse A is of royal blood, unhappily married with muse C. Muse B is a young and dashing knight/noble lady who serves in the court. Muse A takes liking in them, finding long forgotten happiness by their side. How far will they let the things go?
The Toy - Muse A is of royal blood, muse B is a low born. Muse A takes Muse B to court as an entertainment.
The Power - Muse A and B are young ambitious married couple who plots to get them power. Will they succeed? How much will they sacrifice in the game of thrones?
Send “I’ve got you” to help my muse wash off blood from their body
Send “upsy daisy” to pick up my muse bridal style
Send “NO!” to find my muse dying on the battlefield
Send “NO! reversed” for my muse to find your dying muse
FOLKLORE SENTENCE STARTERS — lyrics pulled from the 2020 album by taylor swift. feel free to make alterations.
i just wanted you to know that this is me trying.
the worst thing that i ever did was what i did to you.
even on my worst day, did i deserve all the hell you gave me?
i have a lot of regrets about that.
look at this godforsaken mess that you made me.
don’t call me “baby.”
i didn't know if you’d care if i came back.
we were something, don’t you think so?
some things you just can’t speak about.
i had a marvelous time ruining everything.
you were never mine.
for you, i would ruin myself.
i can see you staring, honey.
what did you think i’d say to that?
it’s hard to be anywhere these days when all i want is you.
the wedding was charming, if a little gauche.
baby, kiss it better.
i’m still a believer, but i don’t know why.
will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends?
make sure nobody sees you leave.
if you wanted me, you really should’ve showed.
you know i left a part of me back in [city].
i’ve been having a hard time adjusting.
when you are young, they assume you know nothing.
the only thing i wanna do is make it up to you.
i never needed anything more.
there goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen.
will you have me? will you love me?
i can go anywhere i want, just not home.
you didn’t even hear me out.
wanting was enough - for me, it was enough.
in my defense, i have none.
maybe i don’t quite know what to say, but i’m here in your doorway.
you never gave a warning sign.
i’m not your problem anymore.
hi friends!! so i got an anon awhile back asking for underused jobs/careers and i realized how much more fun plotting would be if we all had more occupation options. under the cut you will find #87 underused jobs/careers for characters! i will continue to build this as i find new careers.
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Ha*Ash lyric prompts ♥
Some translated lyrics from pop duet Ha*Ash's songs! (links to the song in every title) Feel free to change wording/pronouns at will or cut the sentences!
Perdón, Perdón
"Forgive me for convincing myself I'd be happy by your side."
"I thought you were honest, and you weren't."
"I thought you only had eyes for me."
"I'm sorry, I was such a fool."
"I clung to the thought of you being the love of my life."
"I'm sorry, sorry, sorry."
"I'm sorry for expecting so much from a loser."
"You gave me signals, I didn't see them."
"I thought suddenly you'd change one day."
"I can't believe how stupid I was."
Dos copas de más
"I couldn't stand your bad temper."
"In pictures, we were pure love"
"I never imagined missing what I hated."
"Even though I know I shouldn't..."
"Two shots bring back your memory."
"In loneliness, what's bad tastes good."
"Truly, I know I'll regret it..."
"I'll regret it, but I'll call you tonight."
"This heart's a prisoner of bad taste."
"I'd rather have you than this reality."
¿Qué hago yo?
“Your sweetness runs through my veins.”
“I didn’t think your love was lies and deceit.”
“Tell me, what should I do?”
“What do I do with my lips praying for your kisses?”
“What do I do with my hands begging for your return?”
“What do I do with your scent clinging to mine?”
“What wouldn’t I do to wake up by your side…”
“Before you, I wasn’t like this.”
“Before you, my life made no sense.”
“Before you, I didn’t know how to love.”
Ex de verdad
“This city is so big; why did I have to run into you?”
“Why did your smile woke up feelings I locked away?”
“You’re the worse love I’ve ever met.”
“So perfect, I can’t forget you.”
“Think about me, help me hate you.”
“Do the things cowards do.”
“Don’t treat me nice, or smile at me anymore.”
“Cause my soul is still hurting.”
“Be a true ex. Treat me wrong.”
“Help me out with that.”
Lo aprendí de ti
"I didn't think about love, believed in, much less look for it."
"And suddenly, you appeared..."
"Tearing down walls and ideas, you became my light."
"I didn't know time could be stopped with a kiss, I learned that from you."
"I found out I could, I learned that from you."
"I never thought I'd feel lonely, cold and dumb, even with company."
"I didn't know time would slow down without your kisses, I learned that from you."
"Holding back from calling you would take all the strength in me."
"I didn't know I could miss you so much, break down and feel my lips dry up."
"And now I've finally forget you, you come looking for me."
"But it's too late now, I've fell in love with someone new."
"I didn't know their kisses would replace yours, I learned that from you."
"Didn't know other hands that could outmatch what I felt before could exist."
"I didn't know I could love them so much after your betrayal that hurt me so bad.”
Send "I dare you to kiss..." with a url/name and my muse will have to kiss that person on the lips.
Originally by ??? Who deleted.
acts of kindness.
time to manifest some good, wholesome vibes for 2021! these are set so new mutuals can interact, or established dynamics can continue! as always, multi muses should specify a muse, and these memes can be adjusted to suit the recipient and sender!
" hey! do you need a lift home? "
" i made extras at dinner. figured i'd bring some over to you! "
" i cleared your driveway; the snow was gonna land you in a hospital if you weren't too careful. "
" hey... i saw the way they were treating you... do you want me to have a little talk with them? "
" oh, honey/buddy/kiddo, you're welcome here any time! "
" don't worry about it. what are neighbors for, right? "
" lost your cell phone, huh? happens to the best of us. here, use mine to call a friend. "
" i covered your tab. pay it forward, right? "
" hey! you left your purse on the bus yesterday; i had a day off today so... here you go. "
" here, i got you a blanket... "
" look, i can fix up your car/machine/plumbing, yeah? no cost. i want to help. "
" alex! there you are! long time no see! gimme a hug... listen, i'm really sorry, but some guy's been following you the last block. want me to walk home with you? "
" sorry, the music's so loud! my perfume/cologne? sure! here, let me give you some, we'll smell good together! "
" oh, your mascara is running! here, i got a tissue, let me wipe it up... "
" you want me to take a photo of you? selfies won't do it justice; gotta get the sunset behind you, too. "
" don't be embarrassed. we all get tired; i'm just glad my shoulder was comfortable enough for you! "
" i'm not trying to steal your car; the traffic cops were about to ticket you, so i pretended it was mine. "
" you've had a rough year... consider the month's rent paid. okay? "
" i got you a cup of tea. good for the anxiety! "
" hey, the back of your dress is unzipped. i have a safety pin, i can fix it up if you like? "
" oh, you'll catch your death out here! come on, my car's toasty, we'll wait together. "
" i know we don't know each other, but walking home alone at night is a shitty idea. let me walk with you? "
" i can't believe they just towed your car like that! here. i'll give you a ride. "
" hey... are you okay? here, here, sit down, that's it... take my scarf, you look shattered! what's wrong, sweetie? "
amazon prime’s the boys sentence starters ↪ taken from seasons 1 & 2. contains non-contextual mild s2 spoilers. some have been slightly altered to better fit out of context. alter as you see fit ♡
“i’m supposed to be this hero, but i don’t know what the hell i’m doing.”
“just remember who your friends and who your enemies are.”
“you can’t do this. you don’t have the fight, you never have.”
"my superpower is reading people. watching them when they think they’re alone. i see people for who they really are.”
“why have average when you can have extraordinary?”
“if i’m gonna make a difference, i just feel more comfortable doing it on a smaller scale.”
"i know a little about a lot of things.”
“never let them see you like this.”
"just ‘cause you fall on your ass doesn’t mean you have to stay there.”
"since when did "hopeful” and “naive” become the same thing?”
“you need to unclench your asshole.”
“i can do whatever the fuck i want.”
"pardon my french: fuck those fuckers.”
"you tell anyone what you saw or heard here today, and i’ll cut your hands off and shove them so far up your ass, your fingers’ll give us a little wave out your throat, yeah?”
“when they’re apart, they’re absolute fucking rubbish. but, you put them together, they’re the goddamn fucking spice girls.”
“sometimes you get further with people by treating them like people.”
“i really did want to make a difference. i really did care. i was just like you.”
“i started giving pieces of myself away and i guess i gave away everything.”
“you see, i know your secret.”
“you’re not a bad person. just a scared one.”
“what have you got to lose that you ain’t already lost?”
“i figured if you wait around long enough, two plus two equals nasty.”
“here’s the truth. anyone who tells you they know the answers is lying.”
“you know, i managed to go my whole life without seeing someone die horribly, and now i’m up to about a half dozen, so i think i’m good.”
“we’ll cross that bridge when we burn it.”
“in a partnership, there is give and there is take.”
“i should’ve done a lot more stuff. because there is nothing up there. there’s nobody in the sky watching over us. not anybody. it’s all just lies.”
“i don’t know if they really want you to be a hero. i think they just want you to look like one.”
“he is too much of an asshole to die.”
“fuck this world for confusing nice with good. be a bitch if you want. be whatever. just drop the mask once in a while. feels good. you can finally breathe.”
“[name], how is it possible that you’re dumber than you look?”
“[name], you’ve done a murder. comparatively speaking, this will be a piece of cake.”
“we didn’t bring him here for a fucking happy meal.”
“i’ve got my phone linked to the ‘find your shithead friends’ app.”
“i just had to pop down to the shop. i was running a bit low on ‘mind your own fucking business’.”
“you know something? on my first day, I, uh … well, i felt like a fraud. but the good news is, everybody feels that way.”
“you ever touch me again, i will burn your eyes out. understand me?”
“wou know how you have this… image of yourself? like, i thought i was strong. you know? like, made of steel. a fighter.”
“uf you’re the fucking reason i can’t finish that vermont country dollhouse, i will fucking end you.”
“you are dispensable, which means you answer to me.”
“you’ve been walking around for months like you want to kick my ass. so do it already.”
“i can be that person that nobody thinks is awesome, but it turns out, they’re kind of fucking awesome.”
“i’m sorry but we’re not anything.”
“my nana’s your biggest fan.”
“not even [name] would have dared to try and pull this kind of shit.”
“shouldn’t we all just be competent at our jobs?”
“we can do whatever we want and no one can stop us. that is a good feeling. a really good feeling.”
“you need to get the fuck out of my house.”
“you were right. i’m not gonna get bored and move on. i’m not going anywhere.”
“life isn’t actually a pr strategy. you can say what you think.”
“pippi longstocking would bite a d, that’s for damn sure.”
“you write all women as either unknowable hitchcock bitches or michael bay fuck dolls. i mean, i get that a lifetime of jerking off to transformers didn’t exactly make you popular with the ladies, but a little effort would be nice.”
“i don’t think we have to damage control your fuck up.”
“look at you. my girl.”
“nobody likes almond joy. – jeffrey dahmer. that’s it. he’s the only one.”
“jesus christ! those are like the three worst candy bars in the history of candy. that’s it, you’re sick in the brain.”
“i’m wanted and you’re kind of super famous.”
“he’s an actor who didn’t lie to my face everyday.”
“don’t lie to me, not again.”
“she was already dead when i blew her up.
“my son is the furthest fucking thing on this planet to a normal little boy.”
“this is a moment. girls get it done.”
“there is just no putting the toothpaste back in the tube.”
“mom says being lonely makes you know yourself better.”
“i just want you to think about me when you are getting your skin peeled off your face, bitch.”
“you don’t fuck with the money. you never fuck with the money.”
“you’re my second wind.”
“it doesn’t matter who made us, or how we got here, the point is we are here. together. family. you guys, you are my real family.”
“oh, is it so hard to believe that i want you two to be happy? and in love? honestly [name], i am really, really happy for you.”
“the hate that you carry and the warpath that you’re on, it started so long before me.”
“we can’t afford to feel good or to feel safe or to let our guard down.”
“we’re all alone. that’s the truth.”
“i don’t need anyone but myself.”
“you’re so special, that most special man on the planet. everybody loves you. everybody. their love is your strength.”
“where’s the closest atm?”
“you let your canary die, how you gonna know when you’ve gone too far?”
“you know what i thought? i thought who fucking cares?”
“fuckin’ diabolical.”
“i’m a motherfucker with a heart.”
From deactivated account @honey-honeycutt
send “grip” to grip my muse’s jaw in your muse’s hand
Romantic, platonic or threatening it is up to you!
From deactivated account: @petite-powerhouse
Ask my muse questions about their relationship with another character.
Send “You belong to me” to see how my muse reacts.
Send “I belong to you” for the reverse.
Out of Context things said in Discord RP Server Part IV “i am a crusty old man in my soul” “ I might eat garbage but at least i sleep right” ” As an aunt, my reaction was: ‘not my monkey’ but rescued her anyway” “My ass hurts; and not in a fun way” “ Either way it will go in my mouth” “The Lord Yeeteth and the Lord Yoinketh Away” “ i for one welcome our thicc overlord” “ My car is hotter than hell’s ball sac” “ I can’t believe you made me read that with my own eyes.” “ IT IS HUGE AND IT’S MIIIIINE” “ Embrace cannibalism, eat the annoying” “ icb i turned into a blind ghost tonight” “ everyone knows he writes with the power of his mind; just stares at the keyboard and it types itself.” “ -dances away in mexican-” “ I’m still trying to figure out how you dance away in mexican, ‘cause its nearly 1am and i’m now curious about this.” “ Aw and here I was ready to streak with elephants” “ i want “go to the light, asshole” on my tombstone” “ i read “i catch up with the cats” and i was like omg kitties” “ You made your own bed, now lie in it.” “ that’s enochian for 'that’s what you get for being a hoe on main'” “ Tea is…..very different. Have you ever been stabbed by your Tea?” “ I WILL FIGHT HIS ASS” “it may be a village of the damned, but it’s still a damned village “ “It’s 5 am why did I wake up?” “demonic possession” “ My animal attraction to pretty colors got me cursed” “ yea but then she went stupid, i think her brain came out of her nose or something, so i had to block her” “ i’m a mexiCAN not a mexiCAN'T” “ Must also do the bed thing for a few hours. Damn this human body and it’s need to sleep.” “But am I Father, Dad, Daddy or Papa?” “the line you tried to reach is disconnected” “THIS IS NOT A PHONE CALL” “ do you ever keysmash but have to delete it and do it again bc it just doesn’t feel right?”
