**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ 911 fox sentence meme
enjoy this overly extra sentence meme series. episode 2.18 (part 27 of ?)
I'm having some trouble hearing you.
No! That's my dog!
He's not my mailman. My mailman's Larry.
You got to help me here.
Fire in the hole.
Why didn't you say something?
I don't like tuna fish. Am I under arrest?
These false alarms are almost more nerve-wracking than the real thing.
Maybe the whole thing is a false alarm.
You're picking a cake but haven't even decided on the venue?
I still don't understand why you guys are doing a stupid wedding.
I don't want to wear a tux.
Tuxedos are stupid. And plus, I'm way too old to be a ring bearer.
He is growing up way too fast.
His mom was pretty brave, too.
_____, we're not doing this.
It's not that simple. I'm still a probationary firefighter. I'm so close to earning my shield.
You want me to just throw away the last year of my life?
We have a life here, and family.
We are sitting right here.
Being with me is what’s best for ______.
I chose this life for a reason.
You can choose another one.
Yeah? Well, folks got the Internet now. If they want to see dumb people doing stupid things, they can just get it for free online.
Will you quit your complaining?
I'm gonna give 'em a show.
Right now, I'm looking at a useless heap of rusted junk... and then there's the car.
Yeah? Well, if it means I'd get one single minute of peace and quiet... so be it.
I think this bitch is finally getting her revenge!
Be careful what you do, okay?
Just be quiet. Be quiet!
"She," damn it! The car is a she!
Any chance you can get me loose without cutting the hair? It's kind of my trademark, you know?
You know, this isn't even the worst he's been hurt.
Like hell you are!
Setting you on fire, now that would be a glorious blaze.
Oh, God, don't let him die, you guys. I love the bastard.
I swear to you, honey, if I get out of this alive, I'll never do a reckless thing ever. I'm done with that life.
____, you son of a bitch!
And the view. You cannot put a price on that.
Open floor plan. Touch of modern. A little raw. I see the potential.
This would be my first place all on my own.
Oh. I assumed you'd be living here together.
We're just not quite at that stage yet.
We're at the stage where I'm ready for his man cave to get a little more natural light.
Better than a hotel.
I mean, I'm, like, totally reeling from all that travel, but, you know, that's the life I chose.
Putting myself out there to find you guys next-level products to make you look and feel beautiful, even when I don't. 'Cause you see this?
What are we looking for, exactly?
I mean, I did just get back from Belize.
Oh. Are you sure?
It's a science project, Dad. He didn't, like, get into MIT.
I've been in his courtroom more than once.
Are you gonna take it with you?
Could be some valuable evidence inside that box.
That was it?
Hey, I got here as fast as I could. They wouldn't let me down the street.
The woman doesn't look familiar. Not her name or her face.
You're not gonna remember every attorney you've ever met.
Do you remember working an arson case about three years back?
I wonder how angry he is now.
I don't know anything about that.
He said you blew up their lives.
You’re new.
He's all alone.
Then how come no one's running in there?
Get me the captain! Where's the captain?!
He wants me.
He wants you dead!
Let's give him what he wants.
I'm here now.
How far away are you?
He's got parents, a sister, a girlfriend, and he never did anything to you.
Is that how you see yourself? An unintended victim in all this?
You got dealt a bad hand, and I am sorry about that. But what you did with it... that's a choice.
We were all doing our jobs.
My mom and I lost everything.
She was in so much pain.
Still with us, ____?
Just hang in there, ____-aroo.
How's he doing, ______?
A great moment for all of us.
You're a fool. But I love you too.
You-You're here.
Of course I'm here.
And you're now the proud owner of one titanium rod and four beautifully cobalt-chromed screws.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you and tell you that it's gonna be all right. But I don't think you need to be borrowing trouble, not yet.
So we're into brunettes now.
Thank you for being here.
I would like it noted that he didn't thank either of us.
Girl, I don't think he knows we're still in the room.
Remember when working remotely wasn't even a thing?
The day I'm working from home, our damn house is on fire.
Well, if there's anybody who can strong-arm Mother Nature, it's you.
Are you serious about this?
We weren't sure if we were making the right decision that time either. But there has never been a day I regret choosing being his mom.
You and that man are the two things that get me home every day.
A couple more footsteps stomping around the house might be nice.
I'm kidding. We own it. With the caveat that we are not allowed to flip, crash, or blow her up any time soon.
But I made no promises.
Well, it's kind of hard to fire a guy who was a hero on the 6:00 news.
Not to mention the fiery tweet-storm that'd rain down on their heads, starting with me.
Easy, okay? I don't want you to fall and break the other one.
I am just glad to be out of the hospital.
I miss my own bed... which I won't see for the next three months. Guess I am sleeping down here.
I watched you almost die.
Look, I... It's not like I didn't know you were in a dangerous line of work when I met you, you know, ten stories up of a collapsing high rise.
That was one day... one day of my life, ____. It's every day for you. I'm just starting to really understand what that means.
No, I would never... I would never ask you to do that.
Listen. I know it's who you are.
Hey. I don't know yet. Okay?
Right. What am I doing here?
I asked you if things were ever gonna be the same and you said no.
We're never gonna get back what we would have had. But maybe we could have something else.
You know, you were standing right there when you asked me out on a date, and, uh, I'm not sure I'd ever been so happy... Until right now.
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, be careful.
Uh, were you gonna sew these two pieces back together? -- I don't think so.
Doesn't mean you had to rip them.
I don't even know why I'm taking you. You shouldn't be on your feet, you need to be healing.
Well, this is more important. If I break anything else, they can just fix that, too, with the other stuff.
They want me to have another surgery. Uh, doctor wasn't happy with what he saw on the X-rays, so he wants to go back in and... replace the rod and do some bone grafts.
I mean, if it's just healing slower than expected, you could just wait a few weeks.
So the doctor does want you to wait. You should listen to him.
No, being a firefighter is my life. It is the, the only thing I have ever done that was important and that mattered, okay?
Without that, I-I-I don't have...
There are lots of other important things that you can do with your life.
People assume we choose this life. I'm not so sure. Sometimes I think this life chooses us.
An emergency is the absence of choice.
But in those moments of darkness... and fear, we call out to the light up ahead, to the people we love.
We steal back that choice, and we choose each other.
Figured you'd be going home to sleep after your shift.
And if there's one thing you and I know, it's that today is the only thing you can be sure of.













