a series of unfortunate events,
book the first: the bad beginning.
it only seems scary because of the mist.
it is a nice day. i’m afraid i have some very bad news for you.
the entire house was engulfed in fire. it burned to the ground.
just how is he related to us exactly?
that’s an unusual first name.
i don’t want to live there at all!
wipe your feet outside so no mud gets indoors.
this room looks like it needs a little work.
perhaps with a bit of your money we could fix it up a little nicer.
i hope you will be very happy here.
have dinner ready by the time they arrive.
stay out of our way. none of us knows how to cook.
i wish they were here. i hate it here! i hate this house! i hate our room! i hate having to do all these chores, and i hate him!
we have to keep our chin up.
it is very difficult to keep one’s chin up when he keeps shoving it down.
we haven’t found any books in this house at all.
i can tell you it concerns a poisonous plant and illegal use of someone’s credit card.
is there anything you desire?
this is a wonderful library!
as long as you keep them in good condition, you are welcome to use any of my books.
it is a pleasure to see young people interested in books.
you seem like very intelligent people.
i am not someone to be trifled with.
put her down immediately, you beast!
perhaps by the time these brats serve us, we will be too drunk to care.
if i were you i would try not to anger him, or he might wreck that pretty little face of yours.
you know perfectly well we haven’t any money.
if i know you, you’ll figure out a way to get at that money.
clearly, we cannot stay here any longer.
i would rather take my chances on the streets than live in this terrible place.
who knows what misfortunes would befall us on the streets?
in the meantime, we have to do something about our predicament.
we don’t really have a question. we have a complaint.
there’s nothing i can do about it.
you’ll do nothing to help us.
aren’t raspberries delicious?
a pretty girl like you shouldn’t be working backstage.
i have such an important role for you.
i would hate to disgrace your good name.
i would prefer it if you would participate voluntarily.
he must be up to something.
killing us would do him no good.
today i don’t think i’ll choose a book on wolves.
make sure she doesn’t eat any dirt.
she wouldn’t help us anyway.
have you found anything in your book yet?
he struck me across the face.
you are to return to the house immediately.
why are you reading that?
the only reason he hasn’t torn you limb from limb is that he hasn’t gotten hold of your money.
what reason will he have to keep you alive after he has your money?
so if i were you, i’d start acting a little nicer.
where did you get that book?
what’s important is that i have found out your plan.
what is my plan, you little runt?
a man like myself can acquire any number of beautiful women.
i’m sure they’ll want to know all about your grand victory over my evil ways.
she’s not the type to run off.
it certainly is strange to find a child missing.
what have you done with her?
for someone who reads so much, you are remarkably unintelligent.
we’ll do anything, anything, just don’t harm her.
she is perfectly safe, for now.
i consider her to be a stick behind a stubborn mule.
you will do as i say, to avoid the punishment, and because you want the reward of surviving this experience.
you’re such a lovely girl.
i wouldn’t dispose of you.
you may have read more books than i have, but it didn’t help you gain the upper hand in this situation.
how pleasant that you could join us.
i was just thinking how much i wanted to see your pretty face.
what are you going to do with me?
no monkey business, or i will have to tie you up and let you dangle out of the window.
you must have been terrified.
if we had any kerosene, i could make molotov cocktails with these bottles.
we could break these bottles in half and use them as knives.
we appreciate all you’ve done for us.
this is dreadful nonsense.
i’m afraid this dreadful nonsense is the law.
i can’t believe how easily i was tricked.
don’t think you’re so safe.
did you really mean what you said?
i’ll get my hands on your fortune if it’s the last thing i do.
i’ll kill you and your siblings with my own two hands.
we will miss you very much.
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