Her Majesty The Hermaphrodyke

she/her | born in 1998 | intersex

[hermajesdyke]

I just changed my username from k66servitor to hermajesdyke

[eskewcity]

what if we kissed on Penis Trail in the abandoned town of Centralia, Pennsylvania

[tastylemonbread]

i saw the peepee grow

[sillyfoxjade]

[frozenemus]

great job idiot

[hermajesdyke]

Portal 2 and Subnautica might be the best video games ever imho

[rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical]

well hold on dont forget about mr it just works

[hermajesdyke]

No, fuck Todd

[the-muppet-joker]

If I was a muppet would you use your superior size and strength to hold me down? Mm, pin me by the back of my neck while I squirm and flail? I'm trying to tell jokes about the situation, as I am an object of entertainment by nature, but I'm stammering and tripping over my words as your fingers dance around the edge of my muppet hole. Ah, it's starting to self-lubricate. The audience is laughing. Are you going to put your hand in? Make me dance? I can't breathe. I miss my wife

[pileofknives]

[harpyhormones]

[cromwell300]

Kopaka

“ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! CHILL!”

[hermajesdyke]

Portal 2 and Subnautica might be the best video games ever imho

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[ouroborosorder]

I’m sorry I support all jokes but cave johnson would not be supportive of trans women

[ouroborosorder]

Due to a recent accident in the labs, the boys downstairs have found a way to turn men into women. Amazing breakthrough, and we wish you all luck on your transition. And your job hunt. You’re all fired. Sorry boys, nothing against you. We just don’t need women around here trying to clean up the lab while the men are trying to do real work. Cave out.

[comfort-in-debauchery-deactivat]

[sillyblacklegionnaire]

I have returned from my exile to bring you all a meme that I think you will enjoy. Happy pride!

[hermajesdyke]

I found the lost river and got lost lmao but I visited the alien lab with the warper.

Also i found another alien structure but its entrance needed a yellow tablet, which i unfortunately don't have.

[hermajesdyke]

Found it!!!! IM SO SCARED

[waiting663-deactivated20211206]

[hermajesdyke]

I found the lost river and got lost lmao but I visited the alien lab with the warper.

Also i found another alien structure but its entrance needed a yellow tablet, which i unfortunately don't have.

[space-catholic]

I love when a human character gets *desensitized* to Space Marines by working with one or more of them for a while and befriending one. Going from "oh, an angel of the Emperor, I must abase myself" to "okay, my friend Decius just has geneforging-induced autism about war and duty. He's just a guy under all that, it's all good."

[nictanova]