All Aboard the Garbage Barge™

Simon | M | 26 I'm an unapologetic idiot who spends way too much time living vicariously through fiction. I'm very laid back and I adore headcanons. See my About for my list of ships and whatnot.

[k-sci-janitor]

My stupidly long Halloween comic is done!!

[Image description: Demon + Witch by Ksci-Janitor Panel 1: a red cloud POOFS in the middle of a satanic star drawn on the ground. The star has lit candles surrounding it.

Panel 2: Demon Hermann appears, he's wearing a red jacket, a heavy studded choker, thin glasses, and is holding a clipboard. He has small black horns on his head and a small flame of fire hovers between them. His forehead also has an inverted, red cross etched on it. He says, "Whatever you're about to do, please cease-"

Panel 3: He opens his eyes and sighs, looking displeased. "AH, you again..."

Panel 4: Witchy Newt blushes and waves his hand. He has large round glasses on and a big witch's hat. "UH, hi again! Sorry-"

Panel 5: Demon Hermann writes on his clipboard, "This is the third time this fall I've had to come stop a ritual violation. Are you truly this dense or are you just in need of some company?"

Panel 6: Witchy Newt, blushes again and looks off. Thinking, "BOTH." Says, "N-no! I'm, uh, just really that stupid, haha..."

Panel 7: Hermann, frustrated, rips a paper off his clipboard. "You know you don't have the clearance to raise the dead this close to All Hallow's Eve without the permission of the Demon Master Herself and if I catch you doing it AGAIN, I'll have to take you with me."

Panel 8: Newt, smiling with heart and question marks floating around him, "Take me...on a date?"

Panel 9: Hermann, at first explaining but then changing to a bewildered face, "No, take you to get tort-E-EXCUSE ME?"

Panel 10: Newt, looking nervous and fidgeting with his wand, "A date? D-do you wanna go on a date? With me??"

Panel 11: Hermann looks down at his clipboard, "I-er-have a-a lot of work to complete today-" Newt, looking sheepish, "Well, how about AFTER work?"

Panel 12: Hermann hands Newt the ticket. Newt holds out his hand to take it. Hermann says, "I can't possibly eat human food you know-" Newt replies, "It's fine! I'm sure we can figure something out. :)"

Panel 13: Newt, holding the ticket, "Do I seriously have to pay this??"

Panel 14: Hermann, back to looking annoyed, "Yes."

Panel 15: Hermann poofs out of the room again in a puff of red smoke.

Panel 16: The satanic circle is shown with a small piece of paper fluttering down onto it.

Panel 17: The paper is shown with "Call Me XXX-XXXX" written on it. Newt says, "Oh-"

Panel 18: Newt stoops down to take the paper, "FUCK YES, someone's fucking a DEMON tonite!" End ID!]

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

any Gottlieb Approved™ air travel tips?

if you’re going to be travelling through the troposphere at 900 kilometres per hour, i cannot recommend highly enough doing so in a pressurized aluminium tube

[katedoesntexist]

This advice came two days too late, but yes luckily the aluminum tube was pressurized.

In other news, the flight attendant also gave some equally good advice of “no naughty in the potty”

[basilintime]

I’m pretty sure Dr. Gottlieb has broken that flight attendants rule before.

[hermannlovesnewt]

i am CERTAIN he has

[gothszler]

here we only think about hermann gottlieb sitting primly on his minimalist grey couch in his exposed brick apartment, legs crossed at the ankle, stirring brown sugar into his cappuccino, sunlight filtering in through the linen curtains— it’s early morning in brookline, massachusetts— he watches his husband newt geiszler air-guitar to the smiths from the kitchen (wearing a bruins shirt and boxers with little millennium falcons on them), applying liberal amounts of blackberry marmalade to his bagel, prattling on about the book hermann recommended in the sweetest, most foolish way imaginable

[bardtits]

hermann gottlieb……sure do love that funky little mathematician

[waywardcatsblog]

a small parody of THIS because i still love Newmann a lot ??!!! this is a confession 

sorry its hard to draw when my family is visiting >o<)

[adudeandhispetdisabilities-blog]

Things to Normalize in Disability Lit

- Inter-disability couples

- Multiple people with the same disability presenting in different ways

- Disabled people who do not have a specific diagnosis

- People with multiple disabilities

- People whose mobility support needs change from day to day or depending on activity

- People who don’t hate being disabled

- People with progressive conditions shown adapting rather than played for tragedy

- Disabled people who are not “good” or “innocent” (but not villains either!)

- Disabled people with multiple marginalized identities, rather than always being white middle-class cishet people who happen to be disabled

- Groups of friends with more than one disabled person

Feel free to add!

[unlikelymilliner]

oh …

[macb-th]

Me: *Has a drawer full of empty notebooks*

Also me: *Goes to a store* omg notebooks

[beastlybeverages]

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[orsane]

I just ship them so hard

[its-so-sad-play-mcr-deactivated]

the effects of drift.

[zundael]

hug

[pray4jensen]

made the mistake of reading up about Alexander the Great’s relationship with his best friend Hephaestion and learnt that he was kind of a drama queen because

after Hephaestion died, he spent maybe 1.5 billion dollars on his funeral which is a conservative estimate 

spent all night weeping over the body until they dragged him away

extinguished a light only reserved to signify the death of the king (i.e. himself, Alexander the Great)

went to the oracle and petitioned to have Hephaestion granted the status of a god but was denied

nine months later, was still planning expensive monuments dedicated to his pal, except then he died, so what can you do

people say the only thing that ever defeated Alexander the Great was Hephaestion’s thighs

there’s so much more

w   o   w

[tinkdw]

“Best Friend”

[jodiefoster]

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn 

[prole-log]

[geniusbee]

Hermann’s halloween costume: Mathemorticia 

[shanemagay-deactivated20201120]

It’s been forever (seriously, like, 2 - 3 years maybe? And my blog (rockstarologist) was deleted last year, too) since I’ve done any Pacific Rim fanart… I’ve recently been sucked back in (thanks to theflightlessraven) so expect loads of art of Newt. Seriously I have like 10 canvases saved on SAI already

Enjoy!! I love Newt and so should you