daily advice from dr. hermann gottlieb

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[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

i would like to point out that i made all of this stuff up, none of it was real, except for the part where newton was annoying

[newtongeiszlersuggestion]

the fact that Hermann was born on 6/9 is completely wasted on him, but despite that great loss i’m still duty-bound and determined to help him celebrate his birthday in the obvious way

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

the correct formatting for my birthdate is 9/6, thank you

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[myfootyrthroat]

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

first birthday since closing the breach. Hope it's a good one!

of all the birthdays i have ever had, this one was, without a doubt, the most recent

[necromancelena]

Instead of using butter for your grilled cheese, you should switch to linux. You can set up a virtual machine to try out various distros to see which ones work best for your needs

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

this blog is called hermanngottliebsuggestion because alt.sex.fetish.startrek was already taken

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

no thank you, i'm confident that people are going to find this one

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

this blog is called hermanngottliebsuggestion because alt.sex.fetish.startrek was already taken

[bardbreakfast]

I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

here's the thing. The vibes? Immaculate. But I cannot forgive the fact you've dedicated your life to physics.

awwww, are we too good to increase the entropy in our isolated system? are we too rich and busy to exert sufficient force that there is motion or displacement in the direction of the force? is traveling at least seven miles per second in order to escape earth's gravitational pull too icky for you?

[punstars]

Happy Pi Day!

[dayrlbiggins]

you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

silenced by the deep state

[redstarovermoundcity]

mfw they use uranium to boil water to make electricity to send to my stove so i can boil water

[redstarovermoundcity]

just give me the uranium so i can boil the water directly at home. duh

[hersheychocolateworld]

the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

good thing this isn't a gimmick account, because that sounds e x h a u s t i n g

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

You have good vibes. I would trust you with a pot plant.

what in g-d's name do the untrustworthy people do to these ill-fated plants when no one is looking

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

I want your vibe, but I dislike maths.

Any advice?

i have good news: being grumpy, wearing ill-fitting clothes, and finding newton geiszler annoying are accessible to everyone regardless of age, gender, race, nationality, class, orientation, or ability

helps to be gay though tbh

[hermanngottliebsuggestion]

newton under NO circumstances should you "bust" a "rhyme"