My GO Fanfic Masterlist
🪶 An Offer from a Rake (E, 80K, *WIP*)
Regency AU | Fake/Pretend Relationship | There Was Only One Bed
1811. Returned to London after the death of his father, infamous rake Anthony ‘Crowley’, Duke of Morningstar, has three months to restore his tattered reputation and secure himself a proper match, on pain of having his title stripped from him. Enter the irreproachable Lord Aziraphale, newly minted Viscount Eastgate, who would very much like to discourage his many suitors from lining outside his door in Mayfair so he can go back to enjoying his peaceful existence on the shelf. After a chance meeting at a gentlemen’s club, it appears the two may lend each other a helping hand after all. While a fake engagement will not solve their problems once and for all, it should buy them enough time to put their respective affairs in order. If only the ultimate goal of their Arrangement would remain as clear and unchanging as it should…
⚖️ If Love is the Law (E, 33K, 4/4)
Human AU | Ineffable Lawyers | You've Got Mail Trope
It’s not easy being Assistant District Attorney, something Aziraphale Fell knows from experience. Particularly if you are even remotely interested in justice. Especially if you have a very annoying nemesis thwarting you at every turn. It’s no fun being a corporate lawyer, something Anthony J. Crowley knows all too well. Particularly if you’re easily bored. Especially if you’ve found a fussy ADA to torment in court instead. It’s only natural you might need a friend to get you through the daily grind. Particularly if said friend manages to make you laugh even if you don’t know who they are. Especially if talking to them is all you’re looking forward to every day. While seasons change, edges blur, and loyalties are tested, Aziraphale and Crowley might realise things are not always what they seem.
🎄 Model Parenting (E, 33K, 4/4)
Human AU | Ineffable Dads | Model Crowley
All things considered, Aziraphale Fell is doing a good (half-decent?) job. He’s been raising Adam, his nephew, for three years now and he’s almost figured out the mysterious and complicated art of parenting (almost). So it really doesn’t help that Adam and the daughter of the new single dad in Tadfield seem hell-bent on not going along. It also doesn’t help that said new single dad is rather… well, dashing, as it were. And annoying. But mostly dashing. No wonder Mr Crowley works as a model. How very inconvenient that, when Adam and Pepper are threatened with expulsion, Mr Crowley suggests he and Aziraphale join forces to help settle their kids’ differences. It’s a good idea and it’s not like Aziraphale even likes the man, so there won’t be any distractions. Why, he doesn’t even think about Mr Crowley that often. Almost never really. Well…
❤️🔥 Made in Hell: Matchmaking Agency (E, 100K, 11/11)
Human AU | Rom-Com | Matchmaker Crowley | Eternally Single Aziraphale
After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time. After all, Crowley is a consummate professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he? Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.
⚽ The Social Importance of Football (M, 6.5K, 1/1)
South Downs Cottage | Established Relationship | Silliness
“What the fuck is this?” Crowley snarls (he’s not a saint, alright?), which does approximately nothing to dim Aziraphale’s unabashed joy. “It’s a stadium! Very different from the ones we saw back in Greece, a lot less nudity for one, but–” “Yes, it’s a bloody stadium alright,” he interrupts, not exactly in the mood for a walk down memory lane, especially if it gets between him and the steamy, sweat-induced afternoon he had envisioned for himself and the angel. He could have been naked right now, why is life so bloody unfair? “But what the hell are we doing here?” “We’re seeing a show!” Aziraphale exclaims, all twinkling eyes and wiggling shoulders. “I got us tickets, Claire said–” For the record, Claire is also on track to win himself a one-way ticket to a far away galaxy of his own choosing. “It’s not a show, it’s a football match.” Aziraphale’s eyebrows knit in confusion. “Well, doesn’t it count as a show?” --- Or, Aziraphale drags Crowley to a football match. Very normal things happen.
🍿 On This Bumpy Road To Love (M, 140K, 14/14)
+ Deleted & Extended Scenes
Human AU | Actors AU | Strangers to Crushes to Friends to (Hopefully) Lovers
When rising star AJ Crowley finds himself in a little spot of trouble on the set of his new action movie, he is lucky enough to bump into a literal angel who infuses him with some much needed courage in a rather unconventional way. One fabulous kiss, a fall from grace, many phone calls and approximately twenty years of friendship later, Crowley and Aziraphale are about to embark on their first ever project together, which allows them to get closer than ever. Will they be brave enough to cross the invisible boundary still standing between them? Or will they let the fear of losing each other get in their way? Idiocy predictably abounds, but luckily so does the love.
🎸 Growing on Me (M, 120K, 15/15) + The Longest Kiss (M, 23K, 6/6)
Human AU | Rockstar Crowley | Writer Aziraphale
Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days. In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good. That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye? That is, provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…
💄 Take a Little Love From Me (M/E, 80K, 12/12)
Human AU (Pretty Woman) | Bickerflirting | Happy Ending
“How would I go about persuading you?” The stranger tilted his head to the side, considering. “For starters, you’ll have to pay me.” Aziraphale scoffed. “You can hardly charge me for directions.” “I can do whatever I want, angel. I’m not the one who got lost, now, am I?” * After fleeing a disastrous work event masked as his 50th birthday party and getting lost in a car he can’t seem to drive, Aziraphale Eastgate, CEO of Eastgate’s Booksellers Ltd., meets the mysterious Anthony, who offers to help… and not just with directions. Things escalate as they are wont to do.
🍹 Crazy Little Thing (Called Love) (T, 9K, 1/1)
Silly Misunderstandings | First Kisses & Love Confessions
Aziraphale can’t actually be suggesting what Crowley infers he’s implying… Satan bless it, he can’t even bring himself to think the thought without discorporating on the spot. “On a what?” he chokes out, because there can be no room for error here. Aziraphale glances away, then opens and closes his mouth multiple times before whispering: “On a date.” “Which date?” he asks dumbly, hands desperately itching for his sunglasses. He’d break eye-contact and look for them if he didn’t suspect he was hallucinating the whole thing. “Like… like a specific day?” Aziraphale’s expression, a heady mix of hopeful and anxious, melts once again into haughty annoyance. “Goodness gracious, no. I meant on a date. Like… like, you know, romantically,” he clarifies, fidgeting. “With another person.” Whatever excitement Crowley was starting to feel dies a very sudden, very depressing death... * (Or: Aziraphale tries to ask Crowley on a date, but they misunderstand each other. So Crowley agrees to help Aziraphale pick up someone in a bar while secretly trying to sabotage him; little does he know that the angel is also trying to sabotage the whole thing. Shenanigans ensue. And kisses too.)
📀 Let There Be Rock (T, 6K, 1/1)
First Meeting after 1967 | Bittersweet Ending | Misuse of AC/DC songs
Aziraphale doesn’t know what to expect, and to be quite honest with himself, he doesn’t even care, curiosity having already been replaced by sheer annoyance. The excited shrieks have turned into something awfully resembling howls and the last thing he wants to do with his afternoon is stare at a wretched rock band signing records for dreamy-eyed admirers. Music is now playing in the background and Aziraphale, who has spent millennia reporting to Gabriel and has become quite adept at blocking out irritating noises, wouldn’t even notice it if the lyrics didn’t catch his attention straight away. Well I met her in the garden, underneath that old apple tree... * Or: The year is 1979 and The Small Backroom is hosting a record signing event for a band called Let There Be Rock. Aziraphale has opinionsTM about it, especially when he reads some of their preposterous lyrics about angels and demons. First of all, angels cannot, under any circumstances, be tempted. Secondly, he has no idea who this mysterious Angel is even supposed to be... nothing to do with him, of course.
💫 Final Breakthrough (Now!) (T, 10K, 1/1)
Post-Season 2 Fix It | Angst with a Happy Ending
“Aw, what happened? Bad day at the office?” He’s both very proud and very ashamed of the whiny voice that comes out of his mouth. “Did you suddenly realise your esteemed coworkers are a bunch of tossers?” Aziraphale keeps looking at him in a way that makes him feel exposed even behind his sunglasses, and he doesn’t waver. He just… stares. No, glares. And he doesn’t move either, doesn’t even breathe properly. The angel slowly wets his lips like he’s tasting a subpar chocolate mousse, tilts up his chin and says: “No,” like he’s stabbing the air with it. Crowley laughs, a short, ugly thing that quickly turns sour in the back of his throat. “Of course you didn’t.” --- Or: 5 times Aziraphale and Crowley don't talk + 1 time they finally do.
🤹🏻 When Hell Freezes Over (T, 22K, 3/3)
Human AU | Illusionist Crowley | Critic Aziraphale | Ace Crowley | Pan Aziraphale
“Not afraid at all” the angel finally says. “I mean, maybe slightly afraid. You see, my editor-in-chief doesn’t know I’m here.” “He doesn’t?” “I was supposed to review the new production of Hamlet…” “The one with Ian McKellen?” “Yes, exactly, but Eve – Miss Gardner, that is – she’s been working so hard and she would love nothing more than to be taken seriously, and she thought Gabriel gave her this assignment for all the wrong reasons, you see – and, between us, knowing Gabriel, I’m quite sure she was right – and, and I realized she needed my assignment way more than I did. So, if you really must know, I just… gave it away.” “You what?!” “I gave it away!” the angel repeats, slightly distressed. “Let me get this straight: you traded the chance to review one of the most anticipated shows of the year to interview… little old me?” - (Or: Crowley is a magician with a new Inferno-inspired show opening in London, Aziraphale the angelic-looking journalist who's supposed to interview him. Crowley immediately tries his best to ruffle his feathers. Much to his surprise, though, Aziraphale isn't as pearl-clutchy as he looks. Things go as you'd expect.)
