Hogs And Ham In Equal Measure

She/her - Aus - Good Omens always

[hogs-and-ham]

For @eefaevie’s Nice And Accurate Atelier server’s April/May prompt: Ineffable Forecast - Part 2!

I guess they figured it out! (I’m sure they’ll talk later)

Part 1

[kekaow]

Not spoiling you anything guys but I love them so much it hurts

Not a joke I would respectfully live in a hole and die for them

[quitequaintrelle]

talk that sexy talk to me

Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley (Rated E, 5.2K)

“Rather forward of you,” Aziraphale says, perfectly calm in speech if not in thought. Crowley's scoff echoes down the line. “Forward? Two nights ago you rode me so hard, you'd think it was the Royal Ascot.” “Crowley!” Aziraphale slaps a hand to his chest, even if Crowley isn’t there to see it. “Her Majesty the Queen herself cheering you on and everything.” That is… an arresting mental image. “His Majesty, now, remember?” says Aziraphale, lightly chiding. In reality, he is just as put out by the matter. There is something so gloriously refined about a queen regnant. “Unless you're referring to—” “Camilla? Absolutely not.” Crowley makes a noise like a piece of farm equipment that has run over a tree branch. “Hashtag not my queen.” “Hash… tag…?” Aziraphale has catalogued all the little snippets of sound that come from Crowley's mouth, and the ensuing sigh definitely falls into the “fond” category. “Just get your kit off, angel.”

Aziraphale and Crowley have an intimate phone conversation.

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Features: dirty talk (attempted), banter (achieved), interdimensional travel, and Crowley's slutty, slutty, silk dressing gown.

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📞 thank you to @carry-the-sky, @eefaevie, and @gingiekittycat for beta reading 📞

🗣️ tagging @goodomensafterdark 🗣️

[astilbonka]

he lost his best friend

[hogs-and-ham]

I want this large and beautiful and on my wall

[bleucalire]

[hogs-and-ham]

Bleucalire draws one of my all time fave Aziraphale’s and now there’s Crowley too 😭😭😭

[hogs-and-ham]

Mama’s first attempt at a dragon!

This is for @mm2022ao3’s fantasy AU Dragonheart Tarot which finished up this week, so if you want to go and read the whole thing - you can! You should!

It’s got Crowley as an artist, Anathema and Tracy predicting things and Aziraphale finding more than just delicious cupcakes at a Fantasy Convention. Enjoy!

[mm2022ao3]

Dragonheart Tarot

The second of my two stories for @tarot-in-tadfield Zine, inspired by a Tarot card - Major Arcana IX "The Hermit". A fluffy urban fantasy, perfect for @maidenimage's Fluff Friday! Magnificent art by @hogs-and-ham included.

Crowley is an artist who draws dragons. Book illustrations, board game art, or his latest project, a Tarot deck full of dragons... His motto, if he had one, would be "If you seek a dragon, you’ve come to the right place!" He loves his job and the freedom that comes with it. However, his friend Anathema, an occultist, and her Tarot reading suggest that something is missing from his life… Aziraphale wanders the halls of the World Fantasy Convention. His friend Madame Tracy sent him there with a cryptic promise that he will find what he's looking for. There is certainly plenty of fun stuff to be found there: fantasy jewellery, baked goods with surprises hidden inside, and… Oh, is it a booth full of dragon-themed art by an incredibly handsome, if slightly awkward, artist? Hmm, maybe his trip to the convention would bear fruit after all…

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Tarot_In_Tadfield/works/83480531

[hogs-and-ham]

And here is my second card for the @tarot-in-tadfield project! This one goes with @lyricalkris ‘s hurt/comfort, post season 2 fic Greater Fool

I read that The Fool represents embracing the unknown, new beginnings and optimism so OF COURSE it had to be Angel Crowley.

I’ve been truly blessed with the people I’ve gotten to work with a Lyrical is no exception! I can’t wait for you all to read this fic and go on a healing journey with our ineffables.

That’s it for cards, but there’s still a pic for each wonderful story to come. Make sure to check out the other works in the tarot in Tadfield collection too.

[hogs-and-ham]

Here’s my first piece for the @tarot-in-tadfield project! It’s featured in @mm2022ao3’s fun, fantasy, The Hermit inspired AU Dragonheart Tarot (IX - The Hermit)

This was so much fun to collaborate on and I’m excited to see the story and piccies making their way out into the world.

There’s another piece for this fic AND another card and illo for The Fool coming too! Keep an eye out, if you want to.

[dykedarling]

[malika-r]

🪽 A demon in disguise 😈

Crowley's new look is really COOL. I prefer it to the one from the second season. The trailer was released a few hours ago, but I couldn’t bring myself to make my own personalised version of my love

[bubumdles]

heaven crowley 🔥🤍

im so excited aaaaaaaaaa

[halcyon1796]

[hogs-and-ham]

Here’s my contribution to the @goodomensafterdark spring colouring book! It’s actually autumn here, but whatever, time means nothing! As usual big ol’ shoutouts to @theravenmuse for organising.

You can grab printable pdfs or the transparent background files for allllll of the wonderful pieces here, so colour away, colour all day. If you DO colour this bad boy in, please show me! It would make my whole spring/autumn 😘

[quitequaintrelle]

please turn me on (i'm mr. coffee with an automatic drip)

Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley (Rated E, 4.7K)

“Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic. Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion. After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again. It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.

Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.

(They get there eventually.)

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Features: bad sex (it gets better), bad puns (those do not improve), and emotional overwhelm.

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🍾 thank you to @carry-the-sky, @eefaevie, and @gingiekittycat for beta reading 🍾

🛏️ tagging @goodomensafterdark 🛏️

[hogs-and-ham]

Please go read this funny, sweet and sexy first time fic with my favourite kind of Crowley taking the lead.

[theravenmuse]

Good Omens After Dark Spring Colouring Book!!!

The time has come to welcome in this fresh spring season with a new colouring book from our amazing @goodomensafterdark artists!

Pages are available as individual png files (ideal for digital colouring or for printing) as well as in a single printer friendly pdf if you want the full thing!

Don’t forget to share the pages you colour here on the sub! The artists love to see them!

Printable PDF | Individual PNG Files

Contributing Artists: @bardraelyn  @e-rated-beardo u/catartkd @daneecastle  @hogs-and-ham @kotse @lexarturo @lutraslutra @vanyamire

And much thanks to our wonderful compiler @theonewiththeshippinggoogles

[hogs-and-ham]

So many great artists (and me) and amazing pics to colour in!

[bluhtack]

relax bro aint nobody takin him from u