not today satan

catherine || 19

[tall-butt]

You’re gonna have to try a little harder if you wanna scare me. I’ve been an openly gay cop since 1987, so you’re not the first superior officer to threaten me. You know how I’m still standing here? Because I do my job, and I do it right.

[agentsalex-deactivated20200723]

New and Improved™ compilation

[whatisthismommy]

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

[twelves]

blue and green velvet suits

[hermionegrange]

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pettycentral]

[givelovechooselove]

[ryanreynols]

5x02 + 7x08

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

i respect women in this chili’s tonight

[thealogie]

where do I see myself in five years? hopefully replying to multi-paragraph work emails with: cool! thanks.-Sent From My iPhone

[softlenaluthor]

[thegunlady]

#every year he doesnt have an emmy is a sham

[hypersexualsportswear]

[lemondazed]

where the fuck is jake ryan when we’re in need? prolly cheating on miley ass smh 😤😤😤

[gluten-free-pussy]

We’re only one menstrual cycle into Trump’s presidency and I’m already exhausted

[justsomeantifas]

FYI Shia LaBeouf’s “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US” exhibit was shut down today because so many neo-nazi, white supremacist fucks went to his exhibit to harass him, a Jewish person, and use his art project to promote their hate. It created a public safety hazard for the museum and they shut down what was supposed to be a 4 year project. 

[igmakeup]

[tealesbian]

i can’t wait to die