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Hey it's me Mary. I am 23 now and feel like I am dying all the time. What's up.

[guerrillatech]

[nighthamcollege]

[damnukids]

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

Reblog if you are in one of these fandoms

-mcdonalds

-charge my phone

-twerk

-eat hot chip and lie

[swarnpert]

if a briddish person came up to me and said arse or something i would beat the shit out of them

[yejiis-moved]

Chase Me choreography for anon

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I hate this

[dykeselfcest]

the real “problem with political correctness” is not that it’s considered offensive to use slurs, but that there are now many “progressive” environments where saying the right things is more important than doing the right thing. it’s why it’s so easy for abusers to gain traction in leftist circles (they learn the right words quickly and employ them to frame their own behavior as progressive); it’s why so much potential activist energy gets poured into fighting about language; it’s why moderate liberals didn’t believe fer/guson had a problem until the police emails with actual racist language were leaked. (you can do racist things, you just can’t SAY racist things.) i don’t have a neat conclusion here but a related point is that i’m so much happier since i started focusing on like, being a good kind caring person instead of trying to remove the word “crazy” from the vocabulary of everyone in my family

[1dietcokeinacan]

Just saying this is truly one of the best “discourse” posts on this site like……this hits the nail directly on the head re: what is going on with language right now and everyone pushing back in the notes only serves to further prove the point it’s making

[pro-gay]

Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

[agreedt]

The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

[pro-gay]

They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

[mrkanman]

im banning the stupid lesbians meme bc liking women is fucking genius actually.

[relelvance]

[cowboysober]

I’m a simple woman I think “this is likely going to happen and it’ll upset me” and then the thing happens and it upsets me

[carnival-phantasm]

Someone: Being nice to others is really easy!

Some of y’all:

[kayleefabulous]

my roommate’s on jstor and she just whispered “oh fuck yeah” so that’s the mood

[la-laborista-republiko]

Y'know what I really fuckin hate?

Tiny houses.

Not the concept, the notion, the Platonic ideal of a low-cost low-impact high-efficiency dwelling. That’s great. That’s awesome.

What really imagines my dragons is that in practice about 9 times out of 10 tiny house communities are just a way for rich hipsters to finally fulfil their greatest fantasy:

They found a way to fucking gentrify the trailer park

[poiplefunguy]

listen i know you’re making a point here but i cant stop thinking about ‘imagines my dragons’

[brainscrewz]

me: *is sad*

some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:

me: oh ho HOOO

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety

[theleafriday]

Rights?!

[catgirl-crimes]

[clitorous]