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cherryokasan:

Er…No, actually…Jotaro and I were living together…considering the circumstances. But I think I should help my parents out at home. So I’m packing up my things today.

[She muttered, looking down at her shoes thoughtfully. …This was a bit uncomfortable. But she knew Mister Joestar just meant to be kind.]

Thank you for the offer. I suppose it’s still a little early to ask for pointers. It’s going to be a while before I give birth.

…I apologize, I don’t want to make this about me. Are you visiting for a while, Mister Joestar?

Is Jotaro the father then?! Oh my god! But you two are so young! Are you planning on getting married? Is that boy treating you right? If he’s not you can tell me! In fact, you can call me Grandpa now! As your grandfather you can count on me!

[She seemed a bit sad-- perhaps she and Jotaro had gotten in to a squabble? It wasn’t uncommon for couples to fight. although he’d never really seen both of them argue before.]

No need to pack up today-- let’s sit down and talk! I’m here for a week so you can wait until then. It’s been a while after all... The last time I saw you.. why, you were barely walking out of the hospital!

#cherryokasan

cherryokasan:

[Oh shit– He thought he had done it– Shame, Noriko. First making Jotaro angry, then stressing out Mister Joestar? Shame. Sniffling a little, Noriko straightened up before attempting to rectify the situation.]

…Sorry, Mister Joestar. I suppose…we’ve all been really busy. …I haven’t simply gotten out of shape– I’m…er…expecting.

You had me worried there..

[A sigh of relief was let out as he rubbed at the back of his neck. Good, so it wasn’t his fault. Or at least he hoped that’s what she meant.]

--- Hold on. Did you say....-- WHAAAT!? Oh my god! So that explains it! I see, it makes sense! So are you here to ask Holly for some pointers!? You know if you need some tips you can also ask me!

#cherryokasan

cherryokasan:

[Bad timing, Mister Joestar. Of course, she bursts into tears– though he doesn’t exactly have anything to do with it.]

….

[OH FUCK SHE’S CRYING. Wrong choice of words Joseph. Moving closer he pats her shoulders comfortingly]

-- A-Ahaha! That is to say, you look very nice! Don’t cry! You’ll be able to run it off in no time!

#DO YOU WANT ME TO GET HOLLY? I'LL.... GET HOLLY-- SHE'LL HELP YOU.#cherryokasan

cherryokasan

--!! Noriko! You blew up like a balloon!

#cherryokasan #(sorry i see ur crying let me make it worst by calling u fat)

purachinasuta:

Stopping once again the Stand looks at Joseph and tilts his head, looking around aimlessly for a few moments. He couldn’t read English very well, but he could make out the letters ‘K’, ‘F’, and ‘C’ on a sign. That had to be it, right?

However, he didn’t want to bring Joseph there quite yet- rather, wanting to mess with the elder a bit. So Star Platinum simply pretends that he didn’t see the sign, and continues on to the Kujo residence.

“Ora.”

Yes! He saw it. Joseph caught the other glancing at it’s direction. The elder man grinned with excitement-- although it quickly turned to shock as he realized that their direction hadn’t changed. No! This was the way to Holy’s house! He began to shake himself in the other’s grip.

“No! Oh my god! Left! Left! It’s over there! AAAHHH! IT’S GOING TO CLOSE WE HAVE TO GO.”

#purachinasuta #STAR WHY

What's your opinion on Japanese people Mister Joestar

I hate the Japs! Eating with sticks! We’re not cavemen!– And their men! The Japs don’t know jazz at all! Frank Sinatra is the jazziest man alive! Louis Armstrong too!

#The women are pretty though.

Picks Joseph up and walks the other way. He is...

He just gives Joseph a confused look. Star didn’t know what that was, so he just starts heading home with (not so) little ol’ Joseph in his arms.

-- WAAAAIIT!! Where are you going?! The KFC is on the left! I pass it by every time I go get Suzie her exotic foods at that odd super market!

#purachinasuta

Picks Joseph up and walks the other way. He is helping. By taking you away from the chaos.

He’s holding onto Star Platinum like a damsel in distress. That’s right, help good ol’ gramps out.

“If you want to help me out even more-- direct me to the closest Kentucky Fried Chicken.”

#this is v important #purachinasuta

we were in the middle of roasting steely dan ourselves we figured you could join us

Hm.. The last time I tried to get chummy with a bad guy I got my hand chopped off…. I think I’ll count myself out.

#I learn from my mistakes #midriffpriestess

Oh no..

#The great Joseph Joestar can't host this many people.#I can barely host myself.

holy shit

#ooc #i come to give dan of steel a beating and you guys come out of nowhere

zalovers:

“Steely Dan! You old bastard!”

“You obviously don’t remember me well. Should we have a refresher course? I could have Lovers invade you all over again.”

“I know your name! Don’t disrespect your elders!”

“I remember you enough to still want to slap you around silly! Anyways, if you go and do that again I’d make sure my grandson gives you a double beating-- not that I don’t mind giving it to you myself, Danny Steel!”

#zalovers #im not fucking SENILE FIGHT ME

zalovers

--!! I... I remember you!