hallowed be thy name

эта хрень реальнее, чем домашний майонез

[hermodewr]

[hermodewr]

a very very long time ago

[eva72314]

just realized that the old klokateer uniform design had a mouth hole on the mask! 

i’d like to think maybe dethklok used to get along with the klokateers, because there were only a few of them, and dethklok were’t such an asshole back then. maybe dethklok would have some friendly chat with the klokateers, and they called the klokateers by their names, not their numbers. but then magnus was gone, toki joined, and the power of deth was too strong the first group of klokateers died in terrible accidents one by one. and that was when dethklok decided to not get emotionally involved with their klokateers. anyway i just wanted to draw happy dethklok with their first group of klokateers

actually i want to ask if there’s any fanfic focusing on early dethklok and klokateers because i’d really like to read it 😭

(also i’m sorry for posting a lot recently😭)

[eva72314]

Gore meme: a Pickles 2, please and thank you? *Murderface Voice* Have a great day~

hello again ~(`･∀･) so a pickles+teeth

and um i’m sorry for the slow reply😭!!

[hermodewr]

nathan isn’t needed

[hermodewr]

cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-changes tits a fish a fish with tits titty fish.

[hermodewr]

c h e c k m a t e .

[dethshit]

Klokateer: You look like you've been beaten up, Sir. I have to say, I don't know what's happened in here, but you look as if they have unleashed all kinds of hell on you.

Charles: No, I just always look like this.

[hermodewr]

What instrument do you play, they asked.

[hermodewr]

Well. I've thought for a while and concluded that hc about Selatcia and Charles's blood relations has too... great potential to stay unexplained. So. Takin' it apart. Let's pretend that Selatcia in the recent past just tried to live an ordinary life. After all, he's a half-man; being a dark deity hardly is devoid of simple human joys.

He had a woman he mutually loved. But due to his supernatural nature, it cost her dealy, because Selatcia is physically toxic for people close to him. She suffered from migraine, from cruel pain, became weaker every day. His closeness just poisoned her. But she could give birth to his child. The child was Charles.

Charles's mother had died of poisoning when he was about 5 years old. Charlie had been poisoned too - it showed up with strong headache. But he could endure longer because of his genes, his partial supernaturality. ...First time he'd died when he was 14-16 and had not even notice, thought that was a horrible dream. The body could not stand it. He unconsciously resurrected himself - and the body was doomed to continue standing. Headache became stronger. Schoolmates called him Deado for his unhealthy pallor, for rejection from him like from something inexplicably frightening. And his father just has... stopped seeing him. Vaguely emembering the Prophecy, Selatcia seriously worried about it and rushed to recheck. His fears were confirmed. His fate pursued him. His own son was the only one who came under description of the Dead Man. In warm blood Selatcia had just send everything to hell and vanished after putting Charlie to sleep (as he will do with Crozier). Selatcia's shock was the trigger to found the Tribunal. Charles lost his memory and couldn't remember father's face all his life long.

What do we have as a result? Offdensen's supernatural nature can explain his sixth sence. Offdensen's supernatural nature can explain his resurrection by the Church - actually they could do it for Charles only, because it wasn't an ordinary corpse. Maybe, taking into account Meaddle's help, after this resurrection Charles became even more alive, than before: the Church could wipe out the effects of poisoning. Technically Charles is immortal. He can not die of old age. Only physical damage or disease - if no one cares to help him rise again.

"...they will be divided, father against son and son against father..." Luke 12:53

[hermodewr]

some chickles doodles

[hermodewr]

hey gayz

i just started nsfw blog cuz i've finished aaaaaahem sorta hot art of my honeyswee- I mean glassy metalocalypse otp and ams afraids to cause any inconvenience

here

hey look preview fuckin pikl messed him

[hermodewr]

father and son

[hermodewr]

aint sorry x2

[hermodewr]

aint sorry

[hermodewr]

just couldn’t leave this

[hermodewr]

im dyin comrades remembame yong horny and asphyxiated