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@hernewness
Send 💗 if you are willing to ship our muses platonically. Send ❤ if you are willing to ship our muses romantically. Send ✖ if you are willing to hateship our muses.
If we’re currently already shipping (regardless of type of ship) our muses then send ∞ to let me know that you still enjoy it.
me after playing arkham asylum for an hour: i am trying to be patient but the lord is testing me
me after playing arkham asylum for another hour: i tried to be patient but IT WAS WORTH IT FOR JOKER MAPS
Arranged marriage AU starter sentences
“So you’re my future bride/groom? You’re not what I expected at all.”
“I know it doesn’t seem so, but I will take care of you.”
“Let’s get this straight, I’m only agreeing with this arrangement so my parents would shut up.”
“I…think I’m in love?”
“You don’t have to worry, I’m never going to touch you.”
“I look forward to getting to know you better.”
“Are you scared? Don’t be. ‘ll protect you from today onwards.”
“You are the reason why I can’t be happy.”
“I don’t want to marry you at all, the person I love is someone else.”
“We’ll make this work out.”
“Don’t run away from this, from me!”
“I can’t believe they’re making us get together.”
“It’s crazy, isn’t it? Two complete strangers who know nothing about each other being brought together like this.”
“The moment I saw you, I knew we were meant to be.”
“I know it’s already been arranged, but let me do this properly…Will you marry me?”
“All right, all right! If you’re so against it, then we can work together to sabotage our own wedding!”
“If I don’t win your heart in a month we can call off the wedding.”
“You are mine now. Don’t look at anyone else.”
“Don’t cry. I promise I will love you and protect you to the best of my ability, til death do we part.”
“I have loved the idea of you since before you were even born.”
“ have been eagerly awaiting the day I could finally meet you…and I am not disappointed. You are beautiful.”
“I don’t think this is going to work out. It’s a mistake to go through with this.”
Arranged marriage AU starter sentences
“So you’re my future bride/groom? You’re not what I expected at all.”
“I know it doesn’t seem so, but I will take care of you.”
“Let’s get this straight, I’m only agreeing with this arrangement so my parents would shut up.”
“I…think I’m in love?”
“You don’t have to worry, I’m never going to touch you.”
“I look forward to getting to know you better.”
“Are you scared? Don’t be. ‘ll protect you from today onwards.”
“You are the reason why I can’t be happy.”
“I don’t want to marry you at all, the person I love is someone else.”
“We’ll make this work out.”
“Don’t run away from this, from me!”
“I can’t believe they’re making us get together.”
“It’s crazy, isn’t it? Two complete strangers who know nothing about each other being brought together like this.”
“The moment I saw you, I knew we were meant to be.”
“I know it’s already been arranged, but let me do this properly…Will you marry me?”
“All right, all right! If you’re so against it, then we can work together to sabotage our own wedding!”
“If I don’t win your heart in a month we can call off the wedding.”
“You are mine now. Don’t look at anyone else.”
“Don’t cry. I promise I will love you and protect you to the best of my ability, til death do we part.”
“I have loved the idea of you since before you were even born.”
“ have been eagerly awaiting the day I could finally meet you…and I am not disappointed. You are beautiful.”
“I don’t think this is going to work out. It’s a mistake to go through with this.”
He stood a head above his fellow countrymen, both literally and figuratively. In comparison to the woman before him, Reaver appeared almost KING like– Everything about him practically screamed pride and arrogance. Lady Amalthea was most certainly eye catching and of pure elegance, but it was REAVER whose presence commanded attention.
Giving a bit of a chuckle, Reaver would sway ever so slightly; elevating his chin as he did so in an attempt to make himself appear even taller.
“Because, my dear Lady, you don’t seem to have the faintest clue as to who I am! And we simply cannot have that!”
She saw him cock his chin up, noticed every little tweak and adjustment he made to heighten himself in the eyes of everyone who passed him. It didn’t impress Amalthea even slightly - the image he really projected, of a man who’d follow a stranger who wasn’t familiar with his face, was almost counteractively pathetic. He was trying, though, that much he could say for himself. No trace of this crossed her face, though; her eyes remained patient, her composure still.
“Tell me, then: I fear I have no way of knowing otherwise.”
“Mmm, no. I’m afraid not. No other man’s features are nearly beautiful enough to find themselves upon my walls– That one in particular is of me.”
“ For a portrait that old...so the gossip must be true, then; you do have immortal life?”
youmaggots replied to your post:me after playing arkham asylum for an hour: i am...
one time i wrote batman and it was the hardest thing ive done
i think this is why i constantly teeter totter towards writing the joker
because i can neither be the batman nor write the batman
me after playing arkham asylum for an hour: i am trying to be patient but the lord is testing me
Send ‘*’ to kiss my muse full on the lips.
{ i was innocent } OPEN
She shimmered.
The figure of an ordinary woman stood swimming in that mess of moonstruck hair - soft, thin body, forlorn lilac eyes turned far from any indoor commotion to the nearest window. No drop of blood she spilled would look different from any others, no pulse would feel outwardly strange…not even the mark upon her forehead, spectacular as it was, was beyond the realm of human comprehension.
But she did what no ordinary woman could do, in a way that no one could define; as she stood, still and silent as the darkest hour of night, she shimmered, and only one person caught the damning act.
Send One for my Muses Reaction
"I love you."
"I hate you."
"Worst date of my life."
"How do you feel about polyamory?"
"So... I stabbed him."
"I might have killed him."
"Wanna go on a date?"
"Alcohol is not my friend."
"Can I marry whiskey?"
"I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."
"Will you marry me?"
"I'd rather marry the cactus."
"Wanna have the sex?"
"I killed my pet rock."
"Call me Satan."
"Why are bar fights frowned upon?"
"Why study when you can drink?"
"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."
"Werewolves are hot."
"I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."
"I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."
"Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."
"I'm fluent in geek."
"Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."
"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."
"Punch me."
"Netflix and chill?"
"I'm too adorable to slap."
"Just hit me."
"I never say no to drugs."
"You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."
"I think I married the vodka."
"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."
"So many fuckboys."
"Are you a serial killer?"
"I've killed more people than I can count."
"Brainwashing is fun."
"All I want is a kitten and vodka."
"Kiss me."
"You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."
"Stop yelling at me."
"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"
"I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."
"He's only slightly dead."
"Don't judge my music."
"I don't like your pants. Take them off."
"We might have to huddle for warmth."
"Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."
"Satanism isn't all that bad."
"I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."
"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."
"I' trying to flirt."
"I'm kinda drunk."
"____ stole my vodka."
"Call me Batman."
"Be the Batman to my Joker?"
"I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."
"I will go done with this ship."
"Makeout session?"
{ i was innocent } OPEN
She shimmered.
The figure of an ordinary woman stood swimming in that mess of moonstruck hair - soft, thin body, forlorn lilac eyes turned far from any indoor commotion to the nearest window. No drop of blood she spilled would look different from any others, no pulse would feel outwardly strange…not even the mark upon her forehead, spectacular as it was, was beyond the realm of human comprehension.
But she did what no ordinary woman could do, in a way that no one could define; as she stood, still and silent as the darkest hour of night, she shimmered, and only one person caught the damning act.
The Hobbit 1977 and 2012 parallels
@bravesthobbit you’re not allowed to talk to me unless you use 1977 icons
i’ve decided
{ i was innocent } OPEN
She shimmered.
The figure of an ordinary woman stood swimming in that mess of moonstruck hair - soft, thin body, forlorn lilac eyes turned far from any indoor commotion to the nearest window. No drop of blood she spilled would look different from any others, no pulse would feel outwardly strange...not even the mark upon her forehead, spectacular as it was, was beyond the realm of human comprehension.
But she did what no ordinary woman could do, in a way that no one could define; as she stood, still and silent as the darkest hour of night, she shimmered, and only one person caught the damning act.
Send ❣ for my muse’s reaction to being caught naked!
Shit The Boss Says - Saints Row: The Third Sentence Starters
(Some NSFW! Collected from various cutscenes in-game. Some voice-specific lines included!)
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“That is one ugly fucking painting.”
“That’s… awesome?”
“Look, I feel kinda weird having a conversation like this...”
“A FUCKING TIGER?!”
“Find a moist towelette or somethin’.”
“Yeah, but are we talking padded leather that reclines, or some wicker bullshit?”
“Right on-- Wait, what?”
“So, what? I pretend to be an eccentric millionaire?”
“You don’t waste time!”
“Seriously! Neo-Cyberpunk fashion was so three years ago!”
“I collect Glass Unicorns!”
“I don’t appreciate that kind of negativity.”
“That’s just fine. In the real world, you’re just a bitch with a keyboard.”
“I’ve read Jane Eyre thirteen times!”
“I have an irrational fear of bees!”
“Just remember how happy you were when I caught you.”
“I call chips ‘fries’!”
“Dick move, unicorn. Dick move.”
“No, that’s what the implants were for.”
“I’m on a coed Curling team!”
“Some asshole’s in my pool!”
“I never seem to…”
“You need a new car.”
“There’s like, two punks!”
“I’m just sayin’, I like my place to have some working heat.”
“You know what I see? I’m a fucking toilet, that’s what.”
“It’s safer than being shot at.”
“Don’t make me break something!”
“Hey, you found my car!”
“These details are important!”
“Come on. Some techno or dubstep? That’s all over the internet, right?”
Send me a ▲ for my muse's reaction to yours:
(You can find a random generator here. Or send the number of your choosing instead.)
attack hugging them
falling asleep on or next to them
giving them the best back massage they’ve ever had
holding their hand for the first time
hugging them from behind when they weren’t expecting it
hugging them way too tightly
kissing their forehead or cheek
kissing their neck
kissing them softly on the lips
playfully whacking them with a pillow
sneaking up behind them and blowing a raspberry on their neck
surprise kissing them
telling them they love them for the first time
tickling them
waking them up by holding them and playing with their hair
