Phooey

24 yo. gay mexican dude. I hate this website but always seem to come back. sometimes i post nsfw

[warningboyxboy]

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[bab3tt3-at3-oatm3al]

Opal kittens!!:3

no credit needed

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[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[rainbowcorez]

[aurazoo]

who else wide awake thinking about fran drescher mao skirt

[aurazoo]

[omgthatdress]

the designer is Vivienne Tam, who was famous for making these witty dresses out of altered portraits of Mao:

It was all a deliberate deconstruction of Mao's image, and pretty fucking cool.

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[brucebocchi]

[beemovieerotica]

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[karnalesbian]

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

[feldfrog]

[transfemjedediahwicker]

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

[toskarin]

when the rpgmaker game is alright: honestly the soundtrack was pretty good!

when the rpgmaker game is fucking bad and also it's the 2010s:

[toskarin]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[catasters]

[yuumei-art]

For this Witch Hat Monday I drew Coco in a Starry Night Dress! It's a continuation of the Starry Night Hat I painted a while back :)

Time lapse below, the full hours long art videos, PSD file and HD image will be DMed on Patreon the 5th of each month :)