60% Carbonated Beverage By Volume

Andrew, 31, homosexual (unfortunately)

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[mmusclemuseum]

amazing wayback machine find

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[thefullestco]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[hlvrai-quotes]

[Holly: AWESOME IT’S PENIS]

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[szczekaczz]

Horatio Henry Couldery, A Pup of Great Promise (1800s)

[elcycyromem]

books when you open them: hello. enter my world

[elcycyromem]

how to enjoy sex number 1 think about a burrito so big they had to use 3 ropes tying it together and the chefs stood in a semicircle with their sauce pistols

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[trickstarbrave]

[beardedmrbean]

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[dogpuppy]

[snapjaw-scavenger]

be honest am i going to scale well late game?

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself