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Out of context things I’ve said while playing Skyrim {Sentence Starters}
“And I drank poison.”
“That right there’s a ghost.”
“Why are you on the roof?”
“I’ll steal the clothes right off ya.”
“My husband is stuck in the wall.”
“Oh god, I angered a floating cow.”
“Why can’t I boop a dragon’s snoot?”
“I’m gonna steal stuff from the ghost.”
“That’s… that’s not how you do that??”
“You can’t hurt me, I’m a floofy doggo.”
“Didn’t know those could fly, but alright?”
“Why can’t I decorate my home with bones?”
“Oops… didn’t mean to yell at you that hard.”
“I wanted that gold, but it’s stuck to the plate.”
“Fine, stab me. But, I’m taking all the alcohol.”
“Okay, sure, TECHNICALLY that was my fault.”
“How did you…? I shot you. I freaking shot you!”
“Why are you trying to sell my trash back to me?”
“I think you need to drop the sword and sit down.”
“Oh, he just yeeted himself out that window, okay.”
“I would feel bad about that, but he was being rude.”
“I have befriended the goblins! I am the goblin god!”
“Heh, I’ll clear your skies, if you know what I mean.”
“Oh. Oh no, these are drugs. You’re selling me drugs.”
“Why is there a dead dude here? Who killed this dude?”
“I have never considered punching a child until now…”
“I have thirty wheels of cheese and it’s still not enough.”
“I have six skulls in my pocket, solely for the aesthetic.”
“Yes, hello, hi, I would like to purchase one drug, please.”
“Note to self: don’t yell at the plates, people don’t like that.”
“He kicked me in the face and still didn’t know I was there.”
“Why can I pickpocket a necklace, but not a piece of bread?”
“Why are you hitting me? WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME?”
“Ooh, brutal death and dismemberment… been there, buddy.”
“I just drank forty bottles of wine in a row. I should be dead.”
“Hold up, stop hitting me for a second… I need to eat cheese.”
“I’ll punch you right in the mouth. I don’t care, I’m invincible.”
“I just picked up a flower, why am I carrying too much to run?”
“I can ride dragons. And I'mma ride one right into ____’s house.”
“The F-I-N-E-S-T weapons and armor… we both know that’s a fib.”
“I’m afraid of him sneaking into my house and trying to sell me stuff.”
“Let me out of the door. Let me out… let me out of this freaking door.”
“How to be a Hero of Myth and Legend… step one: take all the cheese.”
“I did nothing to deserve this… except stab that dude. And rob that house.”
“If I get a dragon stuck in my house, does that mean I can keep it as a pet?”
“I just levitated in front of you, and you’re gonna talk to me about desserts?”
“You keep sassing me like that and I’ll send YOU to the ‘Cloud District’, ya get me?”
“I didn’t push him off the top of the tower. He fell off. After I hit him with a few arrows.”
“Just hear me out: what if a buncha monsters just, y'know, happened to show up and kill him?”
“Sure, I might not be able to sneak, or stab people, or aim my bow, but I’m still a deadly assassin.”
iconic vines sentence meme .
❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜
❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜
❛ i thought you were american . ❜
❛ is that a weed !? ❜
❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜
❛ chipotle is my life . ❜
❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜
❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜
❛ is that a police !? ❜
❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜
❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜
❛ merry crisis ! ❜
❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜
❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜
❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜
❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch . ❜
❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜
❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜
❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜
❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜
❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜
❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜
❛ and they were roommates ! ❜
❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜
❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜
❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜
❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜
❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜
❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜
❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜
❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜
❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜
❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜
❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜
❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜
❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜
❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜
❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜
❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜
❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜
❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜
- 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑
❝ Being your friend should come with a warning label. ❞
❝ It’s amateurs like you who give kidnapping a bad game. ❞
❝ Are you mansplaining my power? ❞
❝ Emotion isn’t exactly your strong suit. ❞
❝ I don’t believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge. ❞
❝ Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. ❞
❝ There’s nothing quite like the feeling of being proven right. ❞
❝ Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship. ❞
❝ Anytime I grow nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, I’ll think of you. ❞
❝ I’ve learned so much from you. Part of it is admittedly criminal behavior. ❞
❝ Not hugging is kind of our thing. ❞
❝ When the dance floor calls, you gotta answer. ❞
❝ Typically I have great admiration for well-executed revenge plots, but yours was a bit extreme, even for my high standards. ❞
❝ Except I won’t cry and whine like a child. ❞
❝ I can’t believe you were in a secret society and didn’t tell me. ❞
❝ You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today. ❞
❝ Emotion equals weakness. ❞
❝ I find social media to be a soul sucking void of meaningless affirmation. ❞
❝ These are all traits of great writers. And serial killers. ❞
❝ Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it. ❞
❝ I like to win. Is that so wrong? ❞
❝ For the record, I don’t believe that I’m better than everyone else, just that I’m better than you. ❞
❝ Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety. ❞
❝ If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail gun his. ❞
❝ You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way. ❞
❝ When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole. ❞
❝ You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it’s concealed. ❞
❝ Secrets are like zombies, they never truly die. ❞
❝ Tears don’t fix anything. So I vowed to never do it again. ❞
❝ Please, flattery will get you nowhere. ❞
❝ I’m not friend material, let alone more-than-friend material. I will ignore you, stomp on your heart, and always put my needs and interests first. ❞
❝ Every day is all about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song. ❞
❝ Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.❞
❝ It’s either they write our story or we do. You can’t have it both ways. ❞
❝ I don’t need your help or your pity. I already have a mother and a therapist. That’s enough torture, even for me. ❞
❝ I don’t bury hatchets. I sharpen them. ❞
❝ Friends are a liability and can be exploited. That makes them weaknesses. ❞
“did you do something different with your hair?” (Bucky anon, for Nat)
Natasha laughs and shakes her head "I got it cut last week but other than that no, I haven't done anything all that different with my hair." She cocks an eyebrow at him , looking him over "There's something different about you but I can't quite put my finger on it."
I sold you to a pet store!
Muse Chosen: Wanda Maximoff
Wanda Price: 40$ Personality: Cunning. I love making a mess. Food: Eats a lot. Notes: Very cuddly with their owner. Breeding Difficulty: ★★★★☆
Imagine when you find your soulmate, your heart starts to glow red. Send me “♥” for my muses reaction to it happening when our muses meet.
Send “I see darkness in you” for my muse’s reaction
The Guest Starters !
Taken from the 2014 movie, The Guest! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit!
“You ran that whole way here?”
“He wanted me to check on you and your family here. He wanted me to tell you that he loved you.”
“Well, I noticed a motel just off the highway off of here-“
“(Name), are you sure that you’re comfortable with me staying here?”
“It’s okay, little baby. Don’t cry.”
“So… you knew my brother?”
“What if (Name) came back different? Did you take that into account?”
“I said he seemed nice. It’s not the same thing.”
“I guess we just don’t need a walking, breathing reminder of them right now. Y’know?”
“You can have all the beer you want then. Assuming you buy it yourself.”
“No, no. No, no, no. That’s crazy. You don’t know where you’re going. Stay here for a couple more days.”
“God, you can put your liquor away.”
“Don’t you like… Have any friends?”
“I want you to show me who hit you yesterday.”
“Well, come meet me inside if you change your mind.”
“Maybe it’s his boyfriend or something.”
“Do I look like I want to buy something for their fellas?”
“Call the police and tell them the truth.”
“I told them that I could teach them some self-defense when they’re feeling up to it.”
“I won’t say anything. It’s none of my business.”
“It’s fine. He’s a big boy.”
“I thought you guys left for your own party. Found something better.”
“But you wouldn’t support us by, like, enlisting?”
“Aw, shit, man, they don’t want me in there. No, I can’t. I got bad asthma.”
“I’m a soldier, man. I like guns.”
“It’s nothing. I mean, we got into an argument. It’s old stuff.”
“If he’s messing things up with you, then he’s a fool, and you shouldn’t worry about it.”
“No, I want to proceed as we discussed. No one can be able to recognize me. That’s important.”
“No, I’m going to kill you.”
“They’ve been missing for work for a couple of days, everybody got very worried, so one of their friends went and broke into their house and found them and their partner dead.”
“She, uh, the girl, she had bruises on her body. I don’t know what that means.”
“First you make a hole at the top. So you can reach in and scoop all the gut out.”
“Never let anyone pick on you. Otherwise, you’ll carry it for the rest of your life.”
“Well, that’s military intelligence for you.”
“I know that you don’t need me here at this stressful time. And I’m not helping, which is a shame.”
“You really think (Name) killed them and that other guy?”
“I’m sorry. I’ll show you some magic tricks later.”
“So, I… broke a yardstick on his face.”
“We’re suing you and the school board.”
“They think you killed (Name), so they’re trying to make a case so the police will let their partner go.”
“I really am sorry about this, (Name). I’m afraid that I haven’t been totally honest with you.”
“I wanted to help. I considered it my mission to assist you all while I was here. There were just too many complications.”
“He’s not who you think he is, and we need to go /now/.”
“While we had them under study, they killed several people and escaped.”
“It’s possible that they would leave some people wounded to keep them busy.”
“You shouldn’t have followed me. I don’t know what you expected.”
“Stop it. It’ll be over in a second.”
“You did the right thing. I don’t blame you.”
𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓
trigger warnings apply, adjust as needed.
the police have a few more questions.
how are you doing?
it's lots of this and not knowing what to do next.
you're part of this family.
how you doing, kiddo?
I thought you should have been there.
I was outvoted.
he was so hairy, and I've dated italian guys!
are you leaving?
everyone idolizes their dad, right?
where do you come up with that?
why are we doing all of this again?
I read a tweet about a new yorker article about you.
you're famous!
I know who you are.
I read your profile in the new yorker and I found it delightful.
why are you here?
it's just not the same.
are you baiting me?
that's where the real money is.
this is not how I wanted to have this conversation.
you tell her, or I will.
that's none of your business.
I don't know how this mix-up happened.
please, you don't understand.
I know it will hurt, but it's all for the best.
my mind's made up.
just the thought of lying makes me puke.
I feel like I shouldn't be here.
it makes no damn sense.
we are not breaking tradition on my birthday!
you really love drama, huh?
you wanna do drugs?
you know, this is an interesting and efficient method of murder.
I need to write this down.
listen to me!
I thought I heard something.
what do you want me to do?
you've got to be kidding me.
I keep waiting for the big reveal.
those two things don't even conflate.
don't point at me!
I'm warning you!
financially, I'd like to help you out.
I stayed hoping to speak to you a little bit more.
I trust your kind heart.
how about it, watson?
you do as I say and everything will be just fine, I promise.
sweet beans!
what is this? what's this arrangement?
it's funny you're here at all.
why are you even bothering?
we gotta do this more often.
this might be the best thing that could ever happen to you.
nothing good is ever easy.
eat shit!
what do we have here?
this can't be legal.
you little bitch!
did you know about this?
were you in on this from the beginning?
I totally understand what you must be feeling right now.
okay, seriously though, what the hell?
it's the only thing that makes sense.
[name], tell me everything.
did you just google that?
I suspect foul play.
I don't care if I go to jail.
you've come this far, let me help you go all the way.
you should do whatever you think is right.
I won't let that happen.
how do you know all this stuff?
[name], do you hear me?
do you regret helping me yet?
this is going well.
I feel like I swallowed bees.
I couldn't do this without you.
that was the dumbest car chase of all time.
I don't know what you want.
we have to figure it out, right here, right now.
you did this!
you won't get away with this!
this will tie everything up.
you're not much of a detective, are you?
you make a pretty lousy murderer.
perhaps we deserve each other.
you've always been good to me.
that was certainly not what I was expecting at all.
why did you hire me?
you can't be that crazy.
that's some heavy duty conjecture.
you are guilty of nothing but a few amateur theatrics.
are you back again already?
this is stupid with two o's.
you have not a shred of evidence.
in for a penny, in for a pound.
I knew you were guilty as shit.
don't you come near me!
I'm going to say this just to you.
you think I'm not going to fight to protect my home?
oh shut up!
yeah, I killed them.
what do you got on me?
you'll see just how much hell I can wreak on your life.
I have a feeling you'll follow your heart.
everyone sending ‘💋’ in my inbox gets a kiss from my muse.
if you can’t see the symbol send ‘kiss mark emoji’.