He Has a Knife!

Independent, selective rp account for Captain from Far Cry: New Dawn. Adored by Jay Header by NinjaCommissions.

[heroesprosper]

“I’d let Mickey and Lou dom the fuck outta me but I respect their decision to hate my guts instead.”

It’s just as fun anyhow.

[heroesprosper]

problamsolver​

        “ you know what else helps ?  stickin’ ya stupid ass rabbit ears up on my wall. ”

“But Lou. Consider....”

“Therapy.”

[heroesprosper]

@problamsolver​

"Do you need therapy? Therapy helps with anger management.”

[celiansartblog]

It was only once in Hope County that Thomas discovered the extent of Slick’s lack of driving skills, it’s no wonder no one had ever seen her use anything with an engine ever. 

A dumb lil sketch comic in between of working for commissions

[heroesprosper]

chief, holding the dark hunter mask: lmao when am I ever gonna wear this?

joseph: maybe you will one day. your path is set is stone-

chief: oh I know! judge’s mask broke so I’m gonna give this to them instead!

joseph: ah

[heroesprosper]

loqis

Chief was absolutely insane. No doubt about that. But Loqi wouldn’t stop this, he was quite amused by it. And he was curious, too… how far could they make parts of or whole Highwaymen fly? After all they deserved it for what they had done to Rush’s crew.

“Alright… we will place seven packages overall. Two at a time along the main road to their base. And one for good measure of surprise a bit further down when they try to flee. First we blow up the last ones and then the middle, then first. All in a row.”

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A laugh BUBBLES out; Chief is smiling so wide it almost looks PAINFUL. Loqi carefully directs Chief where to put the dynamite whilst the Captain grabs ARMFULS of his gunpowder-infused weapons. And, as Loqi continued, Chief placed the dynamite where it all needed to go to explode in a fine display of CHAOS.

“You do this often?” He asks cheerfully, dusting his hands clean of excess powder as he jogs back to the other. The Captain toys with the fuse in his hands, idly connecting it to the DETONATOR.

Really all they needed was the HIGHWAYMEN.

“Cuz something tells me you do.”

[dailycelebs]

[heroesprosper]

there’s a PRESENCE in chief. one he’s never felt before. and it all started when he took a bite of that GODDAMN APPLE.

sure, the powers are sure nice: double jumping, advanced healing, a neat shield and more but chief can’t control ANY of it except for the double jump. and that’s because the power inside of him is ALIVE. a separate entity that he can only describe as a demon or ghost that came to possess him. its only purpose is to keep him ALIVE. it lives just underneath his skin, flecks of gold haunt his once blue eyes.

a trail of thinly-layered GOLD follows where he walks.

it cares not for others; it acknowledges chief’s dislike of being touched and it BUILDS on it, openly lashing out whenever chief draws back, movements like a SNAKE lunging for a bite. truly, it can be blamed for saving chief’s life.

back when rush was killed, chief took a SHOTGUN SHELL to the chest. the wound was gruesome when it happened. bones and rib-cage were on FULL display. by the time the twins were down there, kicking chief when he was dying, his wounds were already HALFWAY HEALED.

whatever this thing is. it is not to be trifled with.

[heroesprosper]

chief, seeing the loading screen picture of jacob: what the fuck is up with his boot? why the fuck does it not look dirty? what the fuck?????

[heroesprosper]

@loqis : makes the tag “the cap’s lil brother loqi”

Chief vc: do I have a new brother??? Fuck!! Yeah!!!

[heroesprosper]

there’s a PRESENCE in chief. one he’s never felt before. and it all started when he took a bite of that GODDAMN APPLE.

sure, the powers are sure nice: double jumping, advanced healing, a neat shield and more but chief can’t control ANY of it except for the double jump. and that’s because the power inside of him is ALIVE. a separate entity that he can only describe as a demon or ghost that came to possess him. its only purpose is to keep him ALIVE. it lives just underneath his skin, flecks of gold haunt his once blue eyes.

a trail of thinly-layered GOLD follows where he walks.

it cares not for others; it acknowledges chief’s dislike of being touched and it BUILDS on it, openly lashing out whenever chief draws back, movements like a SNAKE lunging for a bite. truly, it can be blamed for saving chief’s life.

back when rush was killed, chief took a SHOTGUN SHELL to the chest. the wound was gruesome when it happened. bones and rib-cage were on FULL display. by the time the twins were down there, kicking chief when he was dying, his wounds were already HALFWAY HEALED.

whatever this thing is. it is not to be trifled with.

[heroesprosper]

there’s a PRESENCE in chief. one he’s never felt before. and it all started when he took a bite of that GODDAMN APPLE.

sure, the powers are sure nice: double jumping, advanced healing, a neat shield and more but chief can’t control ANY of it except for the double jump. and that’s because the power inside of him is ALIVE. a separate entity that he can only describe as a demon or ghost that came to possess him. its only purpose is to keep him ALIVE. it lives just underneath his skin, flecks of gold haunt his once blue eyes.

a trail of thinly-layered GOLD follows where he walks.

it cares not for others; it acknowledges chief’s dislike of being touched and it BUILDS on it, openly lashing out whenever chief draws back, movements like a SNAKE lunging for a bite. truly, it can be blamed for saving chief’s life.

back when rush was killed, chief took a SHOTGUN SHELL to the chest. the wound was gruesome when it happened. bones and rib-cage were on FULL display. by the time the twins were down there, kicking chief when he was dying, his wounds were already HALFWAY HEALED.

whatever this thing is. it is not to be trifled with.

[dcputyrook]

im on the wrong blog and the lighting looks SO BAD but it’s the them!!!

@skiesking​

[heroesprosper]

anonymous said: CHIEF DIES??

Chief is obviously wearing a sweatshirt that says ‘God Won’t Let Me Die’ on the front and ‘Literally. Just Shoot Me’ on the back. He’s drinking some weird fruit juice Kim made.

“Unfortunately no. That radiation GOD APPLE that Jesus Dad gave me made me immortal.”

[heroesprosper]

also, who wanna be the headcanon that brings Chief and Rush’s body back after the twins kill him?

[heroesprosper]

#1 awful thing in this world: you can’t skip the cutscene where rush dies NEEDLESSLY

[heroesprosper]

"You know, I thought Joseph sounded like a really cool dude! But then I got to the bunker and learned what happened to the Judge.

Honestly, Joseph can GET BENT for all I care!”