I’ll Die When You Arrive

he/him, 20, multifandom.

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[allegedly-human]

nonsense words such as "blorbo" and "skibidi" are outliers and a minuscule minority and thus do not invalidate that statement

[ausgoth]

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

[ausgoth]

youre so right brother

[kosmogrl]

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[silvermoon424]

“Who is the internet even for anymore?” is such a valid question. Companies are sanitizing the internet and stifling natural human expression in the name of child safety and being family friendly, but the kids such as fuck aren’t benefitting from this. The internet is becoming too childish for adults and yet still too adult for kids.

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[molabuddy]

A24 hit me the fuck up

[chubbidust]

corpse lugging

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[halcyoncyrus]

no one even knows about the character

[viily]

so sad forever twitter killed bot api thing because fiskbot has been like crucial to my grammar vocabulary essence development

[viily]

like i am constantly referencing this thang

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[that-windy-place-tho]

People in the notes

[meowbugz]

ID: Tweet by Benny Feldman (@Feldfrog): “It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈” End ID

[romehbo]