yeah— well— my FACE is flushing

she/they || 22 theatre and sci-fi and literature and misc hyperfixations

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[catrad0rable]

bon appetit -> bone apple teeth -> bone ??? ??? -> osteoporosis

[transcrowleyy]

this has layers, man

[paleode-ology]

I went into obsession overstimulated and had to have my ears covered for nearly the entire film but I do see why everyone’s freaking out about it

[paleode-ology]

however I will say if you have the pattern recognition power that many tumblrinas do then you will be able to predict a significant portion of the plot points at the end

[mother-meri-deactivated20260530]

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[paleode-ology]

I went into obsession overstimulated and had to have my ears covered for nearly the entire film but I do see why everyone’s freaking out about it

[paleode-ology]

Um if you are a Pokémon go player who just did a raid at a library with a fellow instinct player who u became friends with after,,, hi can we be friends irl too

[sokka-with-his-hair-down-2]

“the parallels between Zuko and Sokka-” hey HEY. I am grabbing you. The parallels between Katara and Azula. Both the younger, gifted bender. Each one being the inverse of the other: a living, breathing what if. Katara being horrified at what her bending can do when pushed to its limits vs Azula always trying to push hers further. Katara instinctively trusting everyone so easily, even though it burns her sometimes, and Azula saying trust is for fools, fear is the only reliable way but still losing everyone she cares about in the end. Katara yelling at her dad and being hugged in return vs Azula doing everything possible to please her father still being harshly reprimanded, so you know exactly why they both turned out the way that they did. Katara’s trauma being connected to losing a mother vs Azula’s being connected to having a mother. Katara ultimately being the one to take down Azula and standing over her, staring pitifully because that’s who she could have been, in another life. is this thing on

[slavicafire]

why don't you present yourself more femininely?

fat medieval hedgehog

[paleode-ology]

downloading cookie run again just to feel something

[paleode-ology]

got scared and deleted it again LMAO

[mortalityplays]

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

[mortalityplays]

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

[paleode-ology]

downloading cookie run again just to feel something

[paleode-ology]

I don’t think I’ve gone a day without crying in at least three weeks and I’m SICK and TIRED of it

[spaghetti-taako]

I printed them I’m building the dumb deck no one will let me play with

[paleode-ology]

okay and

[bakwaaas]

I am not immune to a hand on my lower back guiding me through the crowd

[graciehart]

idiots (affectionate)・[29/?] ⤷ 2.19 — “Død Kalm”

[dramatic-dolphin]

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

[paleode-ology]

broooo non-mutual breakups suck. next time im just gonna kms instead of breaking up w someone