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Hi friends! I'm probably the only religious Jewish stoner you'll ever meet so enjoy my blog :)

[thehobbutts]

who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys

[palomaxread-deactivated20191210]

I’d say Denny’s Ihop is where kids sometimes have birthday parties Denny’s is where I’d go to meet a hitman

[thehobbutts]

im on board with that logic

[mozzabellastick-deactivated2025]

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

[hazelpalee-deactivated20200531]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Books save lives. (via jakeeddy)

[tastefullyoffensive]

The perfect card. (by anemone letterpress)

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[the-official-nasa]

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

[dennybitte]

in full bloom

by Denny Bitte

[howdy]

this was done well

[porcelainapparition]

🌹

[ergos]

[cungadero]

things that you absolutely should not nickname

dildos

bongs

things that you absolutely should nickname

roombas

[joey-wheeler-official]

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

[cungadero]

borderline but acceptable

[sixpenceee]

This is a beautiful door in Paris. The design was done in 1901 by architect Jules Lavirotte. It’s located in 29 Avenue Rapp in the 7th arrondissement.  

[pure-hearts-stumble]

when you see someone cute in a bakery

[bublog]

BUB is very portable.

[meme-theft]

@xrax

[pr1nceshawn]

Amputees With A Great Sense Of Humor

[bulwarksbrain]

This means a lot to me

[nunyabizni]

That Buzz Lightyear one killed me

[undeadwill]

These are the best.

[reformed-roark]

[darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey-dea]

These kind of people are my favorite bless them

[angrybeardedbastard]

Sense of humor is everything

[memeguy-com]

Found in the childrens section of my local library