i love cats. like we as a species just really go out of our way to obtain fat little house goblins in the hopes that they will occasionally acknowledge us
Reblog if you love your fat little house goblin
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i love cats. like we as a species just really go out of our way to obtain fat little house goblins in the hopes that they will occasionally acknowledge us
Reblog if you love your fat little house goblin
like way to make a point, but this is also a cursed image
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
#never seen texas and italy in the same sentence before
(via @tchallabread)
Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.
Rebloging because, no shit, I just recieved a scholarship for $1500…
Ayyyyyy I’m here for it
Please, so I can have money for the doctor and kinesiology
I hope you get more than that.
that $1,500 would help my situation immensely right now.
I love everything about this.
I’m all of these
Kittens!
…and their Mother
I trust her
“How much money does college cost in America?”
“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.
this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby
they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:
“I’ll find you in the morning sun
And when the night is new
I’ll be looking at the moon
But I’ll be seeing you”
They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!
i refused to watch yu gi oh as a kid bc that one guys hair pissed me off
the funniest part about this post is this could refer to literally anyone
The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls
Girl is swept into higher society
Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller
Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff
Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)
And has awkward dinner
Quirky best friend
Mean Girls
Douche bag guy
Love
Also, Garry Marshall directed both films
reasons why draco malfoy should’ve had a redemption arc
not wanting to kill dumbledore
lowering his wand and about to join the order
took care of luna lovegood while she in his house
not turning harry in when he was captured
gutted by the death of his friend
throwing harry his wand
was literally a fucking CHILD
reasons why Snape shouldn’t have gotten a redemption arc
- killed Dumbledore
- bullied children
- was a death eater
- felt no remorse about his betreyal till he was physically dying
- held a grudge against someone for over 10 years and took it out on his son
- crawled over the dead body of his crushes husband to hold her dead body while her infant son was crying alone in his bed
- was not a child lol
Also, Snape would have remained a death eater if Neville became the chosen one
this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life
The ‘what color’ guy is going places
The “wait no come back” has me weak.
POKÉMON FACT