The Adventures of an aspiring Kitchen Witch

Taurus Witch with a Cancer moon and a Scorpio rising. 24/nb/Seattle and LA, they/them pronouns. My name is Kay!

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[shock]

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

[amethystoraclereadings]

@hockeyskatesnproteinshakes I thought this might be helpful to you, maybe give you some inspiration 🙂

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

a big beautiful gay man i can only assume my gay brothers would call a bear occasionally shops at my work and i lose my mind every time i see him because every time i see him he’s wearing a different flamboyant shirt and every time i see one of those ridiculous patterned shirts I Have A Moment because i, a big beautiful butch lesbian, so far own EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS RIDICULOUS SHIRTS TOO FFFJGJJ

[tea-and-charcoal]

this is true mlm and wlw solidarity. 

[mioxenoblade]

“you’re going to DELETE a post you AGREED with just cuz you found out ops a terf??”

yeah turns out learning that people having uber bigoted ideologies changes the context of the post buddy

[lesbiantiope]

I once reblogged a post about how a women’s bathroom was an important place of refuge, and that was why women often go to the bathroom in groups or to cry and why people leave those domestic abuse cards in women’s bathrooms, and how it’s the one place women can be away from men, and I was like “this is a fantastic post, yes” and then I found out the OP was a TERF and that post was suddenly no longer about safety in women’s restrooms. It was actually about wanting to make it impossible for trans women to pee in a public restroom. It was about making trans women seem like they invade a sacred place and make it dangerous. You bet your ass I deleted that reblog.

[chescaleigh]

thanks to my followers who hit me up when/if I need to delete something

[chironomy]

gentle reminder this is why we don’t reblog from terfs

[tarotartemisia]

Dried dandelion flowers 🌻 I will be using them to make dandelion infused oil and a salve, useful for aching muscles/joints and dry skin.

[lovelylops]

[weebwitchcraft-deactivated20250]

✨🍳 Breakfast Magic 🍳✨

a list of breakfast food correspondences for kitchen witches ✨

🍳 coffee | focus, energy, grounding

🍳 tea | calmness, peace, grounding

🍳 milk | nurturing, fertility, health

🍳 eggs | renewal, new beginnings, strength, fertility

🍳 butter | nurturing, health

🍳 bread | love, healing, grounding, protection

🍳 oats | prosperity, abundance

🍳 potatoes | grounding, protection, stability

🍳 strawberries | dedication, fertility, love, luck

🍳 oranges | divination, fertility, prosperity, friendship, love

🍳 bananas | resilience, wealth, luck, spirituality

🍳 blueberries | protection, divination

🍳 raspberries | protection, love, fertility

🍳 blackberries | healing, sex, fertility

🍳 peanuts | wealth, prosperity

🍳 almonds | luck, wealth, career

🍳 maple syrup | wisdom, balance, love, wealth

🍳 honey | kindness, relationships

🍳 hazelnut spread | wisdom, creativity, good luck, fertility

🍳 cocoa | grounding, prosperity

🍳 cinnamon | protection, purification, luck

🍳 vanilla | soothing, empowerment, luck, love

🍳 salt | cleansing, grounding, protection

🍳 pepper | banishing, protection

[axel-d0rland0]

when i see people my age getting engaged on facebook

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters

[moveslikekeithrichards]

artistic rendition

[theoreocat]

[goddess-scarlette]

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.

[princesstigerbelle]

There isn’t a time that goes by that I don’t reblog this whenever i stumble across it on this here Le Tunglr website

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

ICONIC

[kropotkindersurprise]

May 31 2016 - Collin Kennedy, who is a cancer patient, used expanding spray foam to disable a parking meter at the Health Sciences Centre in Winnipeg where he gets his treatment. He says the fees are a tax on the sick. [video]

[timeaway]

I need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half

[seleneblackwell]

So a friend of mine does this. He literally drives three hours into the middle of no wear in the forest in the mountains on some back road that is protected so no hunters and has no houses by it for miles and miles and he picks a time at night when no sane person is going to be out there and he just screams.

He screams. and screams and screams and honesty it’s been better for him than any therapy he’s ever been thru. He screamed all his fears into the dark and now he’s a lot more well adjusted. Stronger. More sure of himself. He’s not afraid of the dark anymore. If it was anyone else I’d say that this whole story sounds pretty “serial killer-ish” but I know him and I know that screaming into the dark only made him more good and more tolerant of other people.

I highly recommending going to a forest and screaming.

#Shout Those Goddamn Fears Right Out Of Your Body

[traitor]

going into a dark forest in the middle of the night to scream??? um fuck that shit ! y'all can have fun getting murdered

[hailneaux]

Kelis shot by Markus Klinko

“I met Kelis, for example, when her huge hit “Milkshake” came out. She used to be a waitress in a diner and she wanted the milkshake she used to serve in her pictures… and I shot her like that.” - Markus Klinko

[jawlined]

[witchofobsession-deactivated202]

Making a waistcoat out of a pride flag.

Will update when I finish it to get advice

[witchofobsession-deactivated202]

This is it so far. The theme for Pride this year in Dublin is “Rainbow Revolution” so it only makes sense to do up an outfit using the flag. So far it’s all hand-sewn, will reinforce with hot glue so threads don’t come loose. It also can act as a raincoat over my clothes if the weather goes shit 😂

I’m thinking of adding a skirt onto the bottom of it, almost like a “my husband has died in a horrible accident” dressing gown.

[invisible-teacup]

Modern minecraft is like “use your phantom membranes to repair your eltrya!” Like man idk what any of those things are I’m just here to arrange blocks in house shapes and raise a flock of sheep

[chaiu]

when will white vegans shut up

[chaiu]

like for real… there are so many cultures and faiths that consume animals ethically. we don’t source our meat from mass industries that abuse animals and we utilise the entire animal for food or clothing. there are rituals and prayers unique to different cultures that are done to thank animals for their sacrifice, or concepts similar. Those who follow Islam and Judaism (who eat Halal and Kosher Meat, respectively) are required to kill the animal in the most painless way possible. stop telling us that what we’re doing is wrong and immoral when your expensive vegan products are sourced from companies that destroy land belonging to Native Americans or exploit people of colour to do their underpaid labour. Be mindful of other cultures and stop grouping us in with the white meat-eaters.

[mangopussy]

how do i frame this and put it on my wall