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You’re able to call your parents “Mom” and “Dad”. They were not born with those names.

You’re able to call your teachers “Mr” or “Mrs” and their last name. You’d get in trouble if you addressed them by first name.

You’re able to call a celebrity by their chosen stage name.

You’re able to call your friends a shortened version of their name, their middle name instead of their first, or a completely random nickname.

You’re able to call a married woman by her husband’s last name, even though she was not born with that last name.

But when someone’s transgender, how does calling them by a name they were not born with somehow become a hassle?

sgrumby

hey don't let the media tell you this election is already decided. it's exactly what they said in 2016 and we all remember how THAT worked out. 2020 could be a knife's edge election, and 18-24 year olds could easily be the deciding voice. please register to vote. think about the people that might not survive another four years of this.

sgrumby

Ruth Bader Ginsberg's death makes it all the more necessary that you vote. If the results are in any way debatable, will a conservative dominated supreme court rule that trump loses? Of course not. Vote.

bogleech

The sad thing is we wouldn’t even need a disease to actually “force” people to become zombies in a zombie apocalypse scenario. If a disease actually arose with a 100% mortality rate plus a 100% rate of infection just by touching somebody else you know there’d be like a whole uprising of people who, faced with inevitable doom anyway, would just run around playing Zombie Horde just to be trolls with their last few days of consciousness. We would all die via zombie LARPing.

titleknown

…This post was made 3 years ago, for the record.

bogleech

I forgot I wrote this but I remember getting a message like “people aren’t that bad”

a-book-of-creatures

Hindsight really is 2020

veryfunnymemes

aromoji

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

queenophydea

aromoji

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

augie279-deactivated20191219

Finally Tumblr can do math

avatar-of-the-vast

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

acesian

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

queenophydea

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

yorksilk

quecksilvereyes

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

the-dracologist

This post is pushing me to the limit

endgameexecutor

twitterlols

earthdad

if you don’t like your subs toasted you don’t love yourself

thyrell

never heard that term before wym

thyrell

hold on you mean sandwiches

boymilf

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

shopcat

looks like an egg

shopcat

tiktoksthataregood-ish

maskedraconteur

she said

ottermatopoeia

"Are you 💅"

redcabooze-moved-deactivated202

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

vampiredick

hozieredits

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

fobhd

#he makes everythibg sound like a fae is singing it in a forest in the moonlight - @snakekarina

the-cheshire-cat-grin

if i heard this song carried faintly by the wind, leading me into the deepest darkest part of an ancient forest i literally would not hesitate

ruffboi-mags

I mean, not only is some beautiful ethereal voice singing to you from the very wood of the trees, but they’ve APPARENTLY got whiskey, so I’m fuckin sold.