Like a heterotroph, but better than you.

full of funny things and important stuff. ♥ welcome ♥

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september 1

t i m e   t o   c e l e b r a t e    h a l l o w e e n

[power-and-chaos]

…it’s still the wrong month. :P

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t h a t ‘ s    n o t   v e r y    f e s t i v e   o f    y o u

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[cursedcatimages]

no one ever helps me in this damn house

[x-kittenxx]

[feministism]

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]

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me, thinking about how deeply flawed the modern world is: this shit is bananas *deep sigh* b - a - n - a - n - a - s  :(

[icewindandboringhorror]

the only four moods I ever experience  during the summer

[kittensnax]

FPS

first person sippy

[thisisbodypos]

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

[snorlaxatives]

[just-lgbt-thoughts]

Um yesss

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

[proletherian-dictatorship]

hitler committed suicide exactly 70 years ago

and to all neo-nazis alive today, 

[welovegamingz]

Me irl

[skatecatz]

“eating out my boyfriend” and “sucking my girlfriend’s dick” are two extremely powerful and blessed sentences 

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man