Because I don't give a flying f-

June 2, 1995 They/Them Hi. I'm AJ. Call me Archon. I reblog a lot things. These mainly include random news bits, an array of fandom junk, furfag shit on occasion, and others. Enjoy your fucking stay. Or not. I don't give a flying fuck. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Icon art by the glorious and talented soundwaveofficial

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I have this really dumb hack for getting a lot of cleaning done and it's just to put Midwest Magic Cleaning's videos on youtube. I don't watch cleaning videos, I don't find them interesting, but his sense of humour is great and as soon as I put it on it's like a group project. I'm like "oh we're cleaning now?" and the moment I get distracted from the video (not interesting to me) I just start passing the time by cleaning instead while an autistic American man on my computer tells me to suck it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Problem is that I refuse to watch youtube on my phone so this only works to clean rooms with a computer screen in them

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

how do i make men w long hair luv me

men with long hair only love themselves and marijuana cigarettes. Its best you move on

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[animentality]

[jame7t]

Anomalocaris would pass the mirror test but it would also swim right through the mirror and switch places with mirrormalocaris.

[transpondster]

[jisuto]

[reginageourge]

she's a hero. she should dump her west brit "friends" and become friends with me instead

[failure-to-adult]

Do not let the English win! Welsh, Irish, Scots, and other languages native to the isles only die if people stop speaking them!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tits-n-trix]

The fact she went right back and tweeted it

[lastparty]

at this point i wish i could obliterate harry potter from cultural consciousness i hate hearing positive and even neutral references to it. find a new thing

[kunosoura]

As an occasional gay chick myself I lowkey really enjoyed the shitty way 2000s-2010s video games would like let you pick the main character’s gender but assumed everyone playing was straight and would play guys, so the story was written with women hitting on the main character left and right even if they were also a woman

[kunosoura]

See also the way Saints Row 2 would have the boss putting stripper poles in the HQ and talking about getting pussy even with the female voice lines like they just wrote the women identical to the macho men that moved copies back then so it was like an entire era where playing a girl meant playing a shithead fuckboy dyke.. it was beautiful even if it sucked and ended for very good reasons.

[0v9]

Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

[abdalsalam2000]

The Madeleine ship set sail from Europe to Gaza, attempting to break the blockade. Swedish activist Greta Thunberg was on board. They set sail hoping to achieve even a little help for us, but unfortunately, the Nazi Zionist army kidnapped them from the territorial waters adjacent to the shores of Gaza. They will be handed over to the Israeli police immediately after their arrival, and they will be taken out and returned via Ben Gurion Airport to their countries. Their efforts will be in vain, and this will be met with silence and great international inaction, as every time.

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish-stinks @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @hotvampireadjacent @marxism-transgenderism

[abdalsalam2000]

If you have read the article and heard what the activist Greta Thunberg said, you will know how terrible this occupation is that prevents us from eating and drinking. We are dying of hunger, without exaggeration. We are really dying. We stay all day on lentil soup, and we often go two days without eating a meal that includes bread. Imagine that you are going through such a situation. How would you feel? I am here today to ask you to help me, even a little. Donate to me so that I can buy flour and eat bread, knowing that the price of a 50-kilo bag of flour has exceeded 1,500 euros. We are a family of 8 people and we need to stay alive by eating even one meal a day. Please help me and donate to me.

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish-stinks @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @hotvampireadjacent @marxism-transgenderism

[abdalsalam2000]

Unfortunately, the situation has worsened. The number of martyrs is increasing due to aid trucks. Since dawn today alone, there have been 40 martyrs in the area where aid trucks entered. The situation is truly tragic. Please help me and donate to me and my family. We are approaching 60,000. Please donate. There are 900 euros left. Please donate.

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish-stinks @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @hotvampireadjacent @marxism-transgenderism

[abdalsalam2000]

Please donate to Nader and his family now. They need 900 euros urgently.

Donate to Help Nader Al-Anqar and his family overcome this war in Gaza, organized by Nader Alanqar

I am a young man who loves my studies very much and I drea… Nader Alanqar needs your support for Help Nader Al-Anqar and his family overc

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish-stinks @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @hotvampireadjacent @marxism-transgenderism

[abdalsalam2000]

The internet has been cut off in the entire sector and I am now using the electronic chip and my posts that will be published from now are scheduled to be published later so please I cannot stay here much longer donate to me we are 900 euros away please all donate to us

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish-stinks @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @hotvampireadjacent @marxism-transgenderism

[abdalsalam2000]

Please my friends, please, we are only 700 euros away. Please, all of you who can donate, do not hesitate. We are only about 700 euros away. Please donate now.

[abdalsalam2000]

Guys we are only 410 euros away please donate now

@dirhwangdaseul @b0nkcreat @tamamita @chokulit @3000s @apas-95 @pitbolshevik @ot3 @punkitt-is-here @vampiricvenus @turtletoria @paper-mario-wiki @valtsv @omegaversereloaded @i-am-a-fish-stinks @catsgifsarefun @spongebobssquarepants @postanagramgenerator @feluka @nyancrimew @90-ghost @beserkerjewel @neechees @memingursa @certifiedsexed @afro-elf @11thsense @sawasawako @spacebeyonce @skipppppy @beetledrink @fools-and-perverts @dailyquests @evillesbianvillain @wolfertinger666 @taffybuns @ankle-beez @sabertoothwalrus @meshugenist @isuggestforcefem @hotvampireadjacent @marxism-transgenderism

[tamarrud]

Israel cuts Gaza's final internet line, plunging it into total communication blackout.

Israel bombed the last main fibre route in Gaza, which means that as of June 12, all internet and fixed-line communication services are now completely cut off, further isolating Gaza amidst an ongoing genocide.

I am seeing more and more calls from inside of Gaza for help with eSims as that is currently the only way they can connect internally and with the outside world.

- Buy eSIMs here.

- If you can't afford it, you can donate any amount to this eSIM fund.

- Instructions on how to buy and share eSIMs.

[gothhabiba]

The route I would recommend for helping with esims at this point in time is Gaza Online. From their website:

Cash Donations (Preferred) The fastest and most impactful way to help is by donating cash. 100% of your donation goes directly towards purchasing renewable and limited eSIMs at wholesale prices. These are delivered directly to recipients through our secure digital systems—no middlemen, no delays. Why Do Cash Donations Make the Greatest Impact? Through bulk purchasing and direct supplier partnerships, we unlock lower rates and special features that enhance sustainability—like reclaiming unused data and extending subscriptions. Every dollar stretches further, maximizing efficiency and ensuring no resource goes to waste.

You can donate to Gaza Online here.

[neenarchive]

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

[orangerosebush]

[catgirlforeskin]

The most grim part of the "male loneliness epidemic" is that the studies done on it show that by every metric, down to "how many close friends do you have," women still have it worse than men, it's just that men previously had it better than women to a higher degree.

As in all things, the narrowing of privilege feels like oppression to those on top, and when there's any general downward trend, it's going to hit the people on the bottom hardest.

No matter what the issue, men will always have it easiest, but we'll always be expected to coddle them most.

[depsidase]

[iturmom]

just in case anyone needs resources: you may be eligible for SNAP/EBT, food not bombs may have a location in your area, do you know where your local food bank is? did you know that churches often have food pantries, and they may also be in contact with or know of other churches that have food pantries or entire religion affiliated charities that have intricate systems in place to provide more food more reliably and also often offer other resources! ask your religious friends if their church has a food pantry or has connections with any religious charities. these resources are often most accessible in cities, suburbs, metropolitan areas and big towns, but there might be some food pantries in your small town that you don't know about too! if anyone else knows of reliable resources add them!!

even if you don't need extra resources it might save your ass or a loved one, with how unstable the political climate is these days, to familiarize yourself with the resources your community has to offer! also, it's a great idea to get to know your neighbors and see if they need any resources! our country is going to shit and we need to look out for our neighbors, we need to come together. none of your neighbors are expendable. they are people. don't let a single one fall victim to this administration, raise hell if they do!

[fifty-shadesofgay]

you can use this link to find food banks in your area: https://www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-local-foodbank

you can also go to findhelp.org to find food banks and other resources