Hetfield

The many adventures of Hetfield the cat and his friends.

[hetfield-the-cat]

I was gonna make this in 2015 and forgot about it til now.

[jimmytwohands]

Doing the rest of the first four now

[jimmytwohands]

MASTER OF PUPPIES IM PULLING YOUR LEASH

[hetfield-the-cat]

Nermal got his levels turned down so low you can’t hear him in the mix

[hetfield-the-cat]

And a little extra

[hetfield-the-cat]

(for those in the know…)

[hetfield-the-cat]

I was gonna make this in 2015 and forgot about it til now.

[jimmytwohands]

Doing the rest of the first four now

[jimmytwohands]

MASTER OF PUPPIES IM PULLING YOUR LEASH

[hetfield-the-cat]

Nermal got his levels turned down so low you can’t hear him in the mix

[hetfield-the-cat]

And a little extra

[hetfield-the-cat]

I was gonna make this in 2015 and forgot about it til now.

[jimmytwohands]

Doing the rest of the first four now

[jimmytwohands]

MASTER OF PUPPIES IM PULLING YOUR LEASH

[hetfield-the-cat]

Nermal got his levels turned down so low you can’t hear him in the mix

[hetfield-the-cat]

I was gonna make this in 2015 and forgot about it til now.

[hetfield-the-cat]

Dedicated to... how I’m filling you!

[jimmytwohands]

2019 Exhibitors

I’m tabling at Chicago Zine Fest this weekend, Saturday May 18, at table E11 near the front left. Come check out my handmade bullshit about danzig, fart jokes, and nihilism!

[jimmytwohands]

Other places to follow me in case I get banned

On one of my pages a few doodles of genderless creatures with nipples got flagged as offensive, and I don’t have time to go thru all 5 of my accounts to look for flagged posts. A few pictures of my cats already got deleted (but none of the comics with actual dicks in them, for some reason). I’ll still post here unless I get banned, and hopefully I’ll get back into regularly drawing comics in the future. So in case any of my accounts get removed, or if you’re done with this platform, here’s where you can find me:

Twitter: @jimmy_two_hands

Instagram: @summerjimbo

Facebook for Hetfield the Cat: @hetfield.the.metallicat

Facebook for Danziggy: @Danziggy.Lucifudge

Facebook for Peehole: @peehole.magazine

If you want my actual Facebook profile, feel free to message me but I’m not posting that publicly for all the thousands of weirdos and pornbots who follow my different accounts here.

Maybe I’ll fire up my old blogspot again, that’s here: http://jimmytwohands.blogspot.com/

I think I got a MySpace too, I forget.

I’ve been doing a radio show lately, that’s here: http://www.radionope.com/podcasts/electricbeachblanket/

If anyone wants links to my different original musical projects let me know, I already posted enough.

[hetfield-the-cat]

Here’s what I posted on my main account, in light of the new policies here. I’m not going anywhere unless I get kicked off. If you’re leaving tumblr, well, it’s been fun.

[jimmytwohands]

Ok, here’s another Sammy Hagar the Horrible.

[jimmytwohands]

I’ve been threatening to do this for 3 years now, so here you go - Sammy Hagar The Horrible.

[onegianthand]

Garfield

[jimmytwohands]

We all knew this would happen eventually, but I never thought it would be on the trial run!

[hetfield-the-cat]

[hetfield-the-cat]

What’s wrong with spam anyway? Tastes pretty good to me.

[jimmytwohands]

Hey I designed this sweet Metallica shirt

[peehole-comic]

Hey youse guys, I’m doing this thing today, and I gots a brand new issue of Peehole available, and since it’s also free comic book day, I got a brand new free minicomic. I’m at table A01, like the steak sauce. Dig. http://chicagozinefest.org/czf-2017/

[mudbugavenger]

Haha, that crazy Cathy!

[hetfield-the-cat]

I don't know about this one guys

[hetfield-the-cat]

I guess Bob Rock didn’t get the mix right.