[hewasanamericangirl]

-> Wilkommen 🪦

about me • comms • color my tree • server

[notdayle]

Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December

[notdayle]

Oh we’re engaged now btw 💍

[kiat-b-saguru]

Wonderful commission I was allowed to draw ✨🥀

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[curioscurio]

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

[libraford]

"Oh, so its okay to write graffiti on 'fascist' property because they come from a different political viewpoint than you? What if a 'fascist' destroyed your property, would it be okay then??"

I mean... im constantly scrubbing slurs off of our pride stuff, and off of public property while being verbally harassed by homophobes in public so its kinda hard to look at this like I threw the first punch, you know?

[feldfrog]

When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

[carn1e-val]

Reminder to everyone on this damn website:

You're not inherently unlovable, you're hungry.

You're not a horrible person, you're dehydrated.

You don't deserve the hurt, you need to take a shower.

You aren't worthless, you just haven't gotten any outside time today.

Human bodies need food, water, cleanliness, fresh air and sunlight, and proper rest. You're gonna feel like shit if you aren't keeping up with that. Okay? Okay.

[hewasanamericangirl]

having an allergic reaction 🫠

[character-association-game]

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

[myankleissprained]

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

[owochimuwu]

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

[owochimuwu]

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari

[prudencepaccard]

this is what the end stage of smallpox eradication was like

[hewasanamericangirl]

i need to stop saying im going to put people down

[vancruejovi]

EVERYONE LOOK AT JIM HENSON’S ORIGINAL KERMIT SKETCH

[hewasanamericangirl]

@shitandpissworldtour

[tumblers-top-animals]

tumblrs favourite cat round 2

jiji (kikis delivery service)

bobcats

tuxedo cats

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

note: matches are randomized, if you start a fight, talk negatively about a contestant or try to argue that a contestant is not that animal, you'll be blocked. OP is autistic, please use tonetags when talking to me or making a joke in the notes. (Ex. /j, /silly, /nsrs etc)

[hewasanamericangirl]

JIJIIIIIIIIIII

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[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[lunyselene]

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

[barstoolblues]

paul mccartney has been diagnosed with paul mccartney syndrome