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Modern Au where Mobei and Shen Yuan are in corporate war over who gets to be Xiang Fei's sugar daddy/Dom

Meanwhile Xiang Fei is like planning several ways to disappear with as much money as possible if either of meal tickets bail on him. As far as he is concerned Shen Yuan wants control of his fiction (fine he doesn't care) and Mobei is using him for his skills with logistics. This is also fine but he's also scared so he's only embezzling a tiny bit from him and mostly embezzling from Shen Yuan and even that is a small amount so he doesn't get caught.

(He's not embezzling from either of them. They are completely aware of it and have sanctioned it and are both slowly upping the amount he's getting while also both of them are actively giving him money face to face.)

#svsss

harbinger-of-silly

All gays will go to hellsite

king-of-oreo

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

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graveexcitement

kebbopulos

spaghettihell

animusbell

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

animusbell

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

jukashi

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

animusbell

You are so right actually

endcrys

@crabussy

the-goddessfighter12

Halo💫

So… Markiplier and David Szymanski already know about Bloody Mary… the day Ryan Gosling finds out, the fandom will combust

#bloodymary #iron lung #project hail mary

no-fudge-left-to-buy

has this been done already? am i embarrassingly late to the party?

#iron lung #project hail mary #ryland grace #simon iron lung

theclowninyellow

Neither of them are happy with this situation

#bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung

donniesdorm

when worlds collide

#bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung

ricky-tiki-tah

I love how the biggest space guys on tumblr right now, Dr. Captain Ryland Grace and Simon the Convict, are played by Mark “send me to space I don’t care if I don’t come back” Iplier, and Ryan “oh my god please don’t send me to space. Why are you sending me to space?!?” Gosling.

I just think that’s hilarious

#iron lung #markiplier #ryan gosling #project hail mary

kaidenchii

Revelations 16:3

“Then the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became blood as of a dead man; and every living creature in the sea died.”

#iron lung

callrings

grace watch simon rocky sleep commission bloodymary from me

#bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung

bismuthfool

Imagine that your knowledge of the once-lost Earth is limited to religious stories, legends about the past, rare and hard-to-find texts and images, and one tree you've seen in person... And then you're given access to nature documentaries. Would you choose sleep over watching movies?

Simon rejected sleep.