dreams in colour

is it in your soul? is it like the secret heart of what you always were?

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real footage of anyone in my town when i try to interact with them:

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i will say that i did try a hair removal spell once, and while sure the only thing i lost was my eyebrows for a month, but... i forget the point i was trying to make.

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every day i am tempted to cut off all my hair with a sword like you see in media but i am (allegedly) smart enough to realize this is not a good idea.

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hey @g1addy delete that please.

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love when i come online and the app is like "here's some stuff you've missed :)" and it's like one of you being mentally ill or a reblog of some posts about cum. like thank you for keeping me in the loop!

[rontieremodeled-deactivated2023]

*me flirting*

so… have you… learned anything interesting lately?

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@hercaeus how did you deal with it?

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I would not encourage anyone to emulate my teenaged self, but ultimately I killed the monsters and after a time they were no longer my teacher.

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i see, i see...

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@hercaeus how did you deal with it?

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my teacher will send me off on dangerous requests without telling me and just goes "Oh you lived? Damn, I lost money on that bet..." after seeing me walk in bloody and beaten because it'll be something like retrieve this item and she won't tell me it's inside a giant acidic worm with giant mini worm monsters inside it or something.

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tried to drive away from a demon the other day in someone's pt cruiser i came across only to realize that i cannot drive and that went about as well as you could imagine.

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yes i am still alive and yes my muscles are still powerful.

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*and used for justice only.

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yes i am still alive and yes my muscles are still powerful.

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my swords are as big as my heart.

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sometimes i will remember that there used to be pictures of me and my family hanging out with the pope when i was little and it’s a lot to process in hindsight.

[heartshop]

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venusqueens replied to your post: venusqueens replied to your post: venusqueens...

oh ! youre right i have that in real life

you’re so incredible! truly marvelous!

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venusqueens replied to your post: venusqueens replied to your post: ...

i want that in real life

if i may be so bold... can’t you... do anything?