Textbook Narcissism

Tony Stark Roleplaying Blog

[loki-rp-archive-blog]

REBLOG if you're willing to RP with FEMALE OCs

Because I’m tired of seeing female original characters rejected for no other reason. I love OCs, male or female, and I want to see how many other people love them too.

[dukevenomania]

I would like to do a head count. Please reblog if you are an active RPer on tumblr.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer {Sentence Starters}

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it."

"Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch."

"I owe you pain."

"I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it."

"Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead."

"I’ve seen honest faces before. They’re usually attached to liars."

"Who’s not crazy? Look around."

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."

"The Earth is doomed..."

"I love what you are, what you do, how you try..."

"I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You’re a hell of a woman. You’re the one."

"My diary? You read my diary?!"

"We’re not friends. We never were."

"I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about."

"Let me rest in peace!"

"I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan."

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"You do realize I have a heart condition, right?" He said when he finally caught his breath. " You know , if I hadn’t been the genius who designed this-" he flicked his Arc reactor, "I would think it had misfired there for a minute. "

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Oh come on, Tony," she chuckled. "Don’t freak out." Grace pulled away to pat her stomach. "This tummy’s gonna stay flat for awhile." She chuckled and tapped his arc reactor, smiling brightly at her brother. "I like to think that this is my personal nightlight," she laughed.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Ok, Good," He breathed a sigh of relief, "I mean kids are cute and all…when they’re not mine….and once they’re past the stage where they chew on things…and when they’re potty trained. But you can feel free to hold off on that for a few years…or forever. 

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Well, well, I guess I can see who’ll take father of the year award," she teased. "And I’m going to have kids, Tony, whether you like it or not. You’re gonna be an uncle~!" Grace sang playfully and nudged her brother with a grin.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He snorted lightly, “Somehow I doubt I’ll win father of the year anytime soon, though I will be one hell of an uncle. Can’t wait to give your children insane amounts of chocolate and red bull before sending them back to you.” He grinned.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

Grace blanched at the thought of him doing that before shaking her head. “Yeah, that’s why the kids won’t be alone with you. I’ll make sure Pepper’s there or something but there’s no way in hell, James and I are gonna let you do that.” Whoops. Calling Rhodey by his first name was supposed to be something kept quiet.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

His eyebrows shot up. ” Oh it’s James now, is it?” His tone a mixture of good natured teasing with a hint of a biting undertone. ” and how long has this change in names been going on?”

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Yeah," she chuckled, blushing lightly before clearing her throat. "Since he started calling me Gracie instead of kiddo," she admitted. "Besides, why do you care? It’s just a name thing," she lied.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Just a name thing? " Tony shook his head. " Oh no , no, no. No one calls Rhodey James, I don’t even call him James. I don’t even thonk his own mother calls him James, unless he’s in serious trouble and even then…" his voice trailed. " Jesus. "

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

Grace rolled her eyes at her brother’s antics. “You’re making a big deal out of nothing again, Tony.” When his sentence trailed off, she frowned. “What? What is it?”

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

His brow furrowed; “I guess it just kinda hit me how…serious the two of you are.” He shook his head. “I mean it was bad enough when I though it was just a fling and that i was going to have to beat the hell out of my best friend for using my sister but this….” He groaned. “Well there goes me being able to complain about either one of you to the other.”

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"I thought it was just a fling too, to be honest," she shrugged with a small smile. "But it’s not. I really like him, Tony," Grace admitted before snorting at what he said next. "Well now I can trust Rhodey to keep whatever I say to him about you to himself. Does that mean he has your blessing?"

"Grudgingly." He said with a chuckle, "And let him know he's still not off the hook for not telling me about this himself. he's demoted to secondary best friend status. That basically means he still has to bail me out of all my problems, but his friendship privileges are revoked for the next two weeks."

[fuckyeahsterekfeels]

[obeyaqsaa]

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

[dibblescribble]

tHE KISS ON THE CHEEK GOT TO ME OMG

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"You do realize I have a heart condition, right?" He said when he finally caught his breath. " You know , if I hadn’t been the genius who designed this-" he flicked his Arc reactor, "I would think it had misfired there for a minute. "

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Oh come on, Tony," she chuckled. "Don’t freak out." Grace pulled away to pat her stomach. "This tummy’s gonna stay flat for awhile." She chuckled and tapped his arc reactor, smiling brightly at her brother. "I like to think that this is my personal nightlight," she laughed.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Ok, Good," He breathed a sigh of relief, "I mean kids are cute and all…when they’re not mine….and once they’re past the stage where they chew on things…and when they’re potty trained. But you can feel free to hold off on that for a few years…or forever. 

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Well, well, I guess I can see who’ll take father of the year award," she teased. "And I’m going to have kids, Tony, whether you like it or not. You’re gonna be an uncle~!" Grace sang playfully and nudged her brother with a grin.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He snorted lightly, “Somehow I doubt I’ll win father of the year anytime soon, though I will be one hell of an uncle. Can’t wait to give your children insane amounts of chocolate and red bull before sending them back to you.” He grinned.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

Grace blanched at the thought of him doing that before shaking her head. “Yeah, that’s why the kids won’t be alone with you. I’ll make sure Pepper’s there or something but there’s no way in hell, James and I are gonna let you do that.” Whoops. Calling Rhodey by his first name was supposed to be something kept quiet.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

His eyebrows shot up. ” Oh it’s James now, is it?” His tone a mixture of good natured teasing with a hint of a biting undertone. ” and how long has this change in names been going on?”

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Yeah," she chuckled, blushing lightly before clearing her throat. "Since he started calling me Gracie instead of kiddo," she admitted. "Besides, why do you care? It’s just a name thing," she lied.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Just a name thing? " Tony shook his head. " Oh no , no, no. No one calls Rhodey James, I don’t even call him James. I don’t even thonk his own mother calls him James, unless he’s in serious trouble and even then…" his voice trailed. " Jesus. "

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

Grace rolled her eyes at her brother’s antics. “You’re making a big deal out of nothing again, Tony.” When his sentence trailed off, she frowned. “What? What is it?”

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

His brow furrowed; “I guess it just kinda hit me how…serious the two of you are.” He shook his head. “I mean it was bad enough when I though it was just a fling and that i was going to have to beat the hell out of my best friend for using my sister but this….” He groaned. “Well there goes me being able to complain about either one of you to the other.”

[thetime-ishere-deactivated20180]

I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get better. Until then, have a day.

[sh1ttt-happens]

i needed this.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"You do realize I have a heart condition, right?" He said when he finally caught his breath. " You know , if I hadn’t been the genius who designed this-" he flicked his Arc reactor, "I would think it had misfired there for a minute. "

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Oh come on, Tony," she chuckled. "Don’t freak out." Grace pulled away to pat her stomach. "This tummy’s gonna stay flat for awhile." She chuckled and tapped his arc reactor, smiling brightly at her brother. "I like to think that this is my personal nightlight," she laughed.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Ok, Good," He breathed a sigh of relief, "I mean kids are cute and all…when they’re not mine….and once they’re past the stage where they chew on things…and when they’re potty trained. But you can feel free to hold off on that for a few years…or forever. 

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Well, well, I guess I can see who’ll take father of the year award," she teased. "And I’m going to have kids, Tony, whether you like it or not. You’re gonna be an uncle~!" Grace sang playfully and nudged her brother with a grin.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He snorted lightly, “Somehow I doubt I’ll win father of the year anytime soon, though I will be one hell of an uncle. Can’t wait to give your children insane amounts of chocolate and red bull before sending them back to you.” He grinned.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

Grace blanched at the thought of him doing that before shaking her head. “Yeah, that’s why the kids won’t be alone with you. I’ll make sure Pepper’s there or something but there’s no way in hell, James and I are gonna let you do that.” Whoops. Calling Rhodey by his first name was supposed to be something kept quiet.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

His eyebrows shot up. ” Oh it’s James now, is it?” His tone a mixture of good natured teasing with a hint of a biting undertone. ” and how long has this change in names been going on?”

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Yeah," she chuckled, blushing lightly before clearing her throat. "Since he started calling me Gracie instead of kiddo," she admitted. "Besides, why do you care? It’s just a name thing," she lied.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Just a name thing? " Tony shook his head. " Oh no , no, no. No one calls Rhodey James, I don't even call him James. I don't even thonk his own mother calls him James, unless he's in serious trouble and even then..." his voice trailed. " Jesus. "

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"You do realize I have a heart condition, right?" He said when he finally caught his breath. " You know , if I hadn’t been the genius who designed this-" he flicked his Arc reactor, "I would think it had misfired there for a minute. "

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Oh come on, Tony," she chuckled. "Don’t freak out." Grace pulled away to pat her stomach. "This tummy’s gonna stay flat for awhile." She chuckled and tapped his arc reactor, smiling brightly at her brother. "I like to think that this is my personal nightlight," she laughed.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Ok, Good," He breathed a sigh of relief, "I mean kids are cute and all…when they’re not mine….and once they’re past the stage where they chew on things…and when they’re potty trained. But you can feel free to hold off on that for a few years…or forever. 

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Well, well, I guess I can see who’ll take father of the year award," she teased. "And I’m going to have kids, Tony, whether you like it or not. You’re gonna be an uncle~!" Grace sang playfully and nudged her brother with a grin.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He snorted lightly, “Somehow I doubt I’ll win father of the year anytime soon, though I will be one hell of an uncle. Can’t wait to give your children insane amounts of chocolate and red bull before sending them back to you.” He grinned.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

Grace blanched at the thought of him doing that before shaking her head. “Yeah, that’s why the kids won’t be alone with you. I’ll make sure Pepper’s there or something but there’s no way in hell, James and I are gonna let you do that.” Whoops. Calling Rhodey by his first name was supposed to be something kept quiet.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

His eyebrows shot up. " Oh it's James now, is it?" His tone a mixture of good natured teasing with a hint of a biting undertone. " and how long has this change in names been going on?"

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

Baby RP Starters!

"I've looked up things about your symptoms.. Are you pregnant?"

"You.. You're pregnant?!"

"I'm gonna be a dad.. I'm going to be a dad!"

"I would never leave you.. I'm so excited for this baby."

"As the aunt/uncle of this baby, it is my right to spoil it."

"___ You two are not ready to have a baby, I can't believe it."

"Who's the spawn of satan? You are!"

"Either that was a really bad cramp, or I'm having contractions."

"Don't be mad at me but... I think I might be pregnant.."

"You know how you said you've always wanted a family? Well.. now we have that chance. I'm pregnant!"

"The protection didn't work, okay?! Now we're having a baby!"

"We.. We can't have a baby! Are you kidding me?!"

"Look at him/her.. She's perfect."

"If that stupid doctor tells me one more hour, i'm going to kill them!"

"Well I think you just broke my hand.."

"I lost the baby."

"We.. We lost the baby?"

"He left me when I told him..."

"What about adoption?"

"I went to the doctor.. and... well.. I don't know how to say this.."

"That one night stand was the biggest mistake of our lives.."

"I'm pregnant and I have no idea who the father is."

"I'm scared, ____! I don't know how to raise a baby!"

"What if they don't want the baby, and leave me?"

"The baby kicked!"

"It's really hard to cuddle with you when i'm this fat.."

"I'm so helpless and fat, I hate being pregnant."

"For the last time, you're not fat. You're pregnant."

"I hate you for doing this to me.."

"You're in labor?!"

"You alright? Is something wrong with the baby?"

"Shit.. hospital.. hospital now..!"

"It's a boy/girl."

"I want to name them ______"

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"You do realize I have a heart condition, right?" He said when he finally caught his breath. " You know , if I hadn’t been the genius who designed this-" he flicked his Arc reactor, "I would think it had misfired there for a minute. "

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Oh come on, Tony," she chuckled. "Don’t freak out." Grace pulled away to pat her stomach. "This tummy’s gonna stay flat for awhile." She chuckled and tapped his arc reactor, smiling brightly at her brother. "I like to think that this is my personal nightlight," she laughed.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Ok, Good," He breathed a sigh of relief, "I mean kids are cute and all…when they’re not mine….and once they’re past the stage where they chew on things…and when they’re potty trained. But you can feel free to hold off on that for a few years…or forever. 

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Well, well, I guess I can see who’ll take father of the year award," she teased. "And I’m going to have kids, Tony, whether you like it or not. You’re gonna be an uncle~!" Grace sang playfully and nudged her brother with a grin.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He snorted lightly, "Somehow I doubt I'll win father of the year anytime soon, though I will be one hell of an uncle. Can't wait to give your children insane amounts of chocolate and red bull before sending them back to you." He grinned.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"You do realize I have a heart condition, right?" He said when he finally caught his breath. " You know , if I hadn’t been the genius who designed this-" he flicked his Arc reactor, "I would think it had misfired there for a minute. "

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Oh come on, Tony," she chuckled. "Don’t freak out." Grace pulled away to pat her stomach. "This tummy’s gonna stay flat for awhile." She chuckled and tapped his arc reactor, smiling brightly at her brother. "I like to think that this is my personal nightlight," she laughed.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Ok, Good," He breathed a sigh of relief, "I mean kids are cute and all...when they're not mine....and once they're past the stage where they chew on things...and when they're potty trained. But you can feel free to hold off on that for a few years...or forever. 

[relentless-optimist]

Reblog if I can straight up ask you for a RP.

[missninetails-deactivated202512]

So many of you I wanna ask!

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"My sister, my baby sister." Tony muttered out loud to himself. Not that he realized he was by himself. He’d been complaining ,for the past 48 hours, to anyone that would listen about his most current issue with his sister and his best friend.

Pepper had given up…

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

For a moment, he attempted to ignore her; but silence never had been Tony’s strong point. “Happy? But he’s. ….and you’re. …” his voice trailed. “MY best friend and MY sister. The two of you are not supposed to anything under any circumstances. It’s in the rules or something. ” he said tinkering with a scrap piece o f metal he’d left lying on his work table.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Tony, I get it, sort of. I mean, if you started flirting with one of my friends, I would be a little grossed out but you trust me and you trust Rhodey, right?" Grace attempted at calming her brother down. "But rules don’t apply if it makes your baby sister and your best friend happy!"

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Trust?" He said incredulously. " I trusted my best friend not to sleep with my baby sister; you see how well that turned out." He returned to his tinkering long enough to slice his thumb on a sharp edge of metal. "Sonofa-" he stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it angrily for a moment.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Tony, I—" Her sentence was cut off as soon as he cut his thumb. Sighing, Grace went to stand beside him and tugged at his hand from his mouth. "Gimme your finger, Tony… gimme!" Grace sighed once more and went to inspect it before grabbing a bandaid.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He gave a petulant stare before handing over his hand. “It’s fine really, I’ve done worse.” He sighed. “There is really no way I’m gonna be able to talk you out of this, is there?”

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"And that’s what scares me," she mumbled before looking up at him, shaking her head. "Nope. I’m sorry, Tony, but I really like him. And he really likes… this hot mess," she gestured to herself with a chuckle.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He wanted to tell her not to worry, that he didn’t need anyone looking out for him but, they both knew that wasn’t the case. Instead, he smiled wrly. ” Trust me, after putting up with me for all these years, Rhodey probably thinks you’re a picnic.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

Grace snorted and shook her head. “Then I guess we’re both hot messes. How does Pepper and Rhodey put up with us?” She laughed and moved to hug her brother. “Hey, Ton-Ton?” Grace asked, using the old childhood nickname. 

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

" They have infinite patience and one hell of a good therapist? " he guessed with a laugh.

He reached his arms around her. “What is it?” He asked, mindful of the use of his childhood nickname. ” You’re not gonna drop another bomb on me are you? “

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

She laughed and shook her head, resting her head on her brother’s chest like she used to when they were younger. “No. Actually, I’m pregnant,” she lied but managed to maintain a serious expression before busting out in laughter.

"Kidding!"

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"You do realize I have a heart condition, right?" He said when he finally caught his breath. " You know , if I hadn't been the genius who designed this-" he flicked his Arc reactor, "I would think it had misfired there for a minute. "

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"My sister, my baby sister." Tony muttered out loud to himself. Not that he realized he was by himself. He’d been complaining ,for the past 48 hours, to anyone that would listen about his most current issue with his sister and his best friend.

Pepper had given up…

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

For a moment, he attempted to ignore her; but silence never had been Tony’s strong point. “Happy? But he’s. ….and you’re. …” his voice trailed. “MY best friend and MY sister. The two of you are not supposed to anything under any circumstances. It’s in the rules or something. ” he said tinkering with a scrap piece o f metal he’d left lying on his work table.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Tony, I get it, sort of. I mean, if you started flirting with one of my friends, I would be a little grossed out but you trust me and you trust Rhodey, right?" Grace attempted at calming her brother down. "But rules don’t apply if it makes your baby sister and your best friend happy!"

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

"Trust?" He said incredulously. " I trusted my best friend not to sleep with my baby sister; you see how well that turned out." He returned to his tinkering long enough to slice his thumb on a sharp edge of metal. "Sonofa-" he stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it angrily for a moment.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"Tony, I—" Her sentence was cut off as soon as he cut his thumb. Sighing, Grace went to stand beside him and tugged at his hand from his mouth. "Gimme your finger, Tony… gimme!" Grace sighed once more and went to inspect it before grabbing a bandaid.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He gave a petulant stare before handing over his hand. “It’s fine really, I’ve done worse.” He sighed. “There is really no way I’m gonna be able to talk you out of this, is there?”

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

"And that’s what scares me," she mumbled before looking up at him, shaking her head. "Nope. I’m sorry, Tony, but I really like him. And he really likes… this hot mess," she gestured to herself with a chuckle.

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

He wanted to tell her not to worry, that he didn’t need anyone looking out for him but, they both knew that wasn’t the case. Instead, he smiled wrly. ” Trust me, after putting up with me for all these years, Rhodey probably thinks you’re a picnic.

[grace-alana-stark-archive-deact]

Grace snorted and shook her head. “Then I guess we’re both hot messes. How does Pepper and Rhodey put up with us?” She laughed and moved to hug her brother. “Hey, Ton-Ton?” Grace asked, using the old childhood nickname. 

[hey-dont-hand-me-things]

" They have infinite patience and one hell of a good therapist? " he guessed with a laugh.

He reached his arms around her. "What is it?" He asked, mindful of the use of his childhood nickname. " You're not gonna drop another bomb on me are you? "

[cxritas-blog]

In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they’ll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.

[sixpenceee]

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

[crybourg]

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

This shouldn’t even be an app this should be an integrated feature into all phones on every OS

[camyberry]

Ok, guys. Thi is really important. You have to reblog that and read the whole article.

This will never happen to me.  You can’t tell. Otherwise, if you don’t want to do for yourself, maybe among your follwers someone need this information.

I’m a man, i don’t care. You should care the more. What if it was your sister? Again, spread the word. There may be someone needingths.

You can never tell. As far as we can’t handle back maniacs, PLEASE, prevent yourself <3

[marceemandala]

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