I Like Watching Grown Men Play Video Games

"With great confidence comes great wonfidence." -Arin Hanson, 2014

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Minty is just cold spicy

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Delete this

[nihilistwife]

Anyone: where’d you get that bruise?

Me: idk I just inhabit this vessel

[lurkdusoleil]

I am done with anti-medicine nuts who are like “God gave us all we need in nature” yup he sure did. wtf do you think scientists use to make their medicines? where do you think they got all those chemicals. they didn’t summon them from the void. we haven’t outsourced to alien planets. everything came from this earth. we just tweaked them into something more effective. taking a long walk in the woods and chewing on plants never made me feel less like dying but taking prozac sure fucking did.

[deadbeatmaker]

Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

[mjwatson]

if you were born in the 2000s there’s a 100% chance i still think y’all are like 7.

[throwbackblr]

[princess-of-pokemon]

me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

[noturgrrrl]

[hey-im-grumpette]

Same

[hey-im-grumpette]

me: *not religious*

me: oh my god

me: praise the lord

me: thank god

me: oh dear lord

me: jesus christ

me: good god

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me: *lays down with a tank top*

my titty: hey :-)

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

[pinkprettycure]

site: pwease turn off adbwock

me: pwease stop infecting my compwuter with mawware

[qushqween]

how many bong hits until my depression is cured?

[tokerbelle-blog]

1 billion 600 and 10

[doktorgirlfriend]

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

[striders]

not to like make a huge fucking post about shit that’s been talked to death but it really genuinely scares me how many straight girls think it’s normal to just… not like your partner. like they think it’s normal and okay for their boyfriends to openly think they’re stupid and annoying and to be totally derisive about their interests and for them not to be friends or have things in common or enjoy each other’s personalities or encourage their interests? you are supposed to be friends with the person you’re in love with. you are supposed to want to talk to them about the things that make them happy. you do not have to settle for people who treat your entire personality as a burden outside of what you do to cater to them.

[colabottlebaby]

[hellyesbro]

Yall out here rollin up looking like motherboard

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

I can’t even tell y’all how hard I laughed…

[hey-im-grumpette]

holy shit my entire childhood was cyberchase