HECK YES HeyFinchy tumbles

I'm Ally. I'm 26. I hate spiders and fluffy towels. My favorite colors are purple and toothpaste. Hippos are the best animal.

[heyfinchyy]

You are and always have been, beautiful.

3 I love you.

[funnypicturesposts]

This is what happens when a cat toutches a plasma ball.

[ultracheese]

ELECTRIC TOEBEANS

[orlofsky]

baphomethamphetamine !!!!

[notpudus-deactivated20140426]

[truefawn]

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

[skygenders]

The Sims Tumblr Posts

[heyfinchyy]

hannah-bronana

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[insidehishead]

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

[dynastylnoire]

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

[comebackxkidx-deactivated201608]

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

[spazztastikim]

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

[colamania]

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

[heyfinchyy]

Also reblogging for walnut.

[iwasteenwolfes]

[purekrogans]

[heyfinchyy]

"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE’RE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF"

[pepaldi]

Some of the lovely tributes to Robin.

(X, X, X and X)

[industrialist]

[girff]

[herotox-deactivated20150121]

[drawingguitarist]

Give your cat the  F L O A T I N G     J U D G E M E N T     B O X     to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar

[overlordkrushnic]

[x]

[thatsmysteez]

[taco-bell-rey]

planning my funeral 

[silly-luv]

I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

Marilyn Monroe (via silly-luv)

[tinarannosaurus]

request (x)

[rhett-the-jet-deactivated201509]

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

[alighthouseofwords]

You don’t ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life. It doesn’t matter whether someone is a relative, romantic interest, employer, childhood friend, or a new acquaintance — you don’t have to make room for people who cause you pain or make you feel small. It’s one thing if a person owns up to their behavior and makes an effort to change. But if a person disregards your feelings, ignores your boundaries, and continues to treat you in a harmful way, they need to go.

Daniell Koepke (via alighthouseofwords)