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12 Times Judge Judy Was The Queen Of Daytime Sass

[sktagg23]

Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around.

#everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political motherfucker to ever draw cartoons for newspapers of all time basically#he was of german and jewish descent and got bullied a lot as a kid#then he grew up and drew cartoons for the school paper#and when he got fired for being to fucking real for the paper to handle he made up a new name and KEPT SUBMITTING THEM ANYWAY#BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKED AROUND FOR A SECOND#DID YOU KNOW DR SEUSS DID A FEATURE LENGTH DOCUMENTARY AFTER WWII ABOUT HOW WWII WASN’T ACTUALLY OVER AND THE NAZIS WERE STILL ALL AROUND#IT WAS CREEPY AS ALL FUCK AND MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW#IT WON A FUCKING OSCAR OR SOME SHIT#HE DID KIDS BOOKS ON A WHIM HIS REAL TALENT WAS DISMANTLING FASCIST REGIMES WITH ADORABLE BLACK AND WHITE SKETCHES OF TURTLES#OH YEAH AND YURTLE THE TURTLE WAS ABOUT HITLER#AND THE SNEECHES WERE ABOUT SEGREGATION#SO FUCK Y’ALL AND YOUR CANDY-ASS VISION OF DR SEUSS

[samjoetemple]

Holy guac

[sketchshark]

I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup. 

[thebrightlightsofamerica-blog]

This is the best comic series I’ve ever seen

[filmchrist]

[joachimmurat-archive-deactivate]

this movie is fucking art

[fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors]

Bend It Like Beckham dir. Gurinder Chadha (2002)

[did-you-know]

When depression-era farmwomen had to start using flour bags and feed sacks to make clothes for their families, manufacturers began making their bags out of brightly-colored and printed fabrics to boost sales and add a little flair to the common sack dress. 

Once the trend caught on to the point that manufacturers were confident it would stick, they started making fabrics in an even wider variety of patterns and colors:

They even gave instructions on how to remove the ink, if you didn’t like the pattern:

Source 

Photos and info via: Kindness Blog, My Old Kentucky Tales, 

[paraparaparadigm]

Love little historical things like this.

[phroyd]

Lobbying Is An Investment In Influence Peddling!

Phroyd

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

[thatknitchick]

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

[hashtagloveloses]

story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with “abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective” and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said “abstinence is 99.99% effective” and she almost got kicked out of class

[baawri]

Every Sexist Commercial You’ve Ever Seen [x]

[sweetpollyoliver]

:d

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[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Watch: This has too be too good to be true, right?

Follow @the-future-now

[purplefemme11]

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾😍😍😍

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

This is some babel fish type shit I LOVE IT!!!!

[incurablenecromantic]

Old-timey dudes doing weird hokey shit is the best thing.

Case in point:

[thewinddrifter]

Second guy from the left in the foreground is Tsar Nicholas II Romanov of the Russian Empire i think.

[dat-soldier]

Yeah that’s him. Have some more pics of Nicholas II and his pals having a fun time

[moved-to-aradiiaa-deactivated20]

I love seeing old-timey pictures of people doing weird things because it reminds me that our generation isn’t the only one doing stupid shit. We’re really all the same :P

[actualdogvines]

“When ball is throw”

[wuteriht]

#🐌 #snail #pet #smallfriend #hyperlapse #timelapse http://ift.tt/1OF6qKr

[shitpost-senpai]

how is it biting it when it don’t got no jaws?

[pickle-kun]

snails have teeth; thousands of them

[kony-2015]

[thelifeofmyferrets]

👁 see you Lucy. She likes to eat my hair when I hold her. So now my hair goes up when she gets close.

I think she was just chewing on my hair but it’s still going up.

[meringutan]

Lee and TV. Still processing the fact that Lady has a douchey leather jacket wearing rainicorn ex-boyfriend like this is the backstory I didn’t know I wanted until now

[dopeybeauty]

aurora is the queen bitch