Yamaguchi, urusai

Gomen, Tsukki!

[heyhateme]

Iwaizumi: if Oikawa doesn't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window

Oikawa: we're on the ground floor

Iwaizumi: I know but I want a dramatic exit

[heyhateme]

Kuroo *with girls*: hey, how u doin?

*Kuroo with Kenma*

Kenma: nice hair

Kuroo: t...thanks... I grew them myself

[heyhateme]

Hinata: Tsukishima, what did you get Yamaguchi for Christmas?

Tsukishima: a box of toys

Kageyama, laughing: don't you think Yamaguchi is little old for toys?

Yamaguchi:

Hinata:

Kageyama:

Kageyama: oh

[heyhateme]

Hinata: why have you been following me around all day?

Kageyama: doctor said I need more vitamin D

Hinata: go outside then

Kageyama, hugging him: why would I when my sun is right here?

[heyhateme]

Hinata: we know you're in love with him

Tsukishima: shut up im not in love with Yamaguchi

Hinata:

Hinata: i never said who

Tsukishima:

Tsukishima: listen here you little shit-

[heyhateme]

Bokuto: I wasn't that drunk last night!

Akaashi: you tried to color my face with HIGHLIGHTER because you said i was important

Bokuto, crying: because yOU ARE!

[heyhateme]

Kenma: Kuroo texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Akaashi: and?

Kenma: and now we're dating. We've been on six dates. All i did was point out a typo, but i like him so I'm not gonna say anything.

[heyhateme]

Bokuto: but, honey, we don't like zucchini

Akaashi: you don't like it

Bokuto: but I won't have to eat it even if it's on my plate, right?

Akaashi: *fighting a smile* you're like a small child. I'm making a different thing for you, don't worry

Bokuto: I still don't know how I got so lucky to be loved by you

[heyhateme]

Akaashi *coming back from the school*: why are you still in bed?

Bokuto: someone turned my alarm off

Akaashi: was it you?

Bokuto: yeah

[heyhateme]

*the first Bokuaka-kiss*

Bokuto: AAAAAA broo I kissed Akaashi!

Kuroo: oh my God tell me!

Akaashi: Bokuto kissed me

Kenma: with a tongue?

Akaashi: yes

Kenma: cool

[heyhateme]

Kuroo: i'll do anything for you

Kenma: will you open the door when the pizza arrives?

Kuroo:

Kuroo: almost anything

[heyhateme]

Tsukishima: has anyone told you that you're annoying?

Yamaguchi: um... not today at least

Tsukishima: excellent because i'm not in the mood to fight anyone right now

[heyhateme]

Tsukishima: describe yourself in one word

Yamaguchi: yours

Tsukishima: disgusting

Tsukishima: say it again

[heyhateme]

Bokuto, clearly drunk: *enters Akaashi's bedrooms on his own feet* *gets undressed while babbling nonsense* *stares at Akaashi*

Akaashi: *laughing* babe? are you coming to bed?

Bokuto: wo, wo, wo! I'm sure you're lovely but, like, I have a boyfriend

Akaashi:

Bokuto: *goes to sleep on the living room's floor*

[heyhateme]

Bokuto: bro?

Kuroo: yes love?

[heyhateme]

Oikawa in a horror movie

*phone rings*

Oikawa: what's up?

Killer: I see you

Oikawa:

Killer:

Oikawa:

Killer:

Oikawa: do I look good?

[heyhateme]

Yamaguchi: Tsukki would you like to go out? it's just because I am really into you and it's ok if you say no but I-

Tsukishima: yes sure I would love to

*Yamaguchi.exe has stopped working*