ᴇᴍɪʀɪ﹣ᴄʜᴀɴ AKA ʙɪᴛᴄʜ﹣ᴄʜᴀɴ

﹙﹙ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴀɴ RP ᴏᴄ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛs I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴʏ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ RP﹐ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴʏ sᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ ᴀɴᴅ/ᴏʀ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ﹐ ɢᴀᴍᴇ﹐ sᴇʀɪᴇs﹐ ᴇᴛᴄ.﹚﹚ Sᴏ ᴡᴇʟʟ Hɪ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ I·ᴍ Eᴍɪʀɪ. Hᴏʟᴀ I ɢᴜᴇss ɴᴏᴡ ɪs ᴡʜᴇɴ I ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I·ᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ. Wᴇʟʟ ғʀᴀɴᴋʟʏ I·ᴍ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴢʏ﹐ ʏᴏᴜ·ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I·ᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ.

[jesscookie]

[punkrockgrantaire]

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

[fawksman]

Me

[riprestinpiecesfuckkkshitplease]

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

[immortalhaxor]

oh my

[emmaontheice-deactivated2018013]

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

[ken-katarn]

i don’t see it

now i see it

[best-of-memes]

all trees are beautiful

[quadguyin-china-deactivated2018]

That may be the best response ever

[suffics]

haha @soggiefries

[tlou-photomode]

E l l i e

[agenderss]

[elisacosplay]

The joke is not mine, I found it on the internet (I don’t remember where), and it sounded like something Levi would say to Erwin, so I made this.

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[weloveshortvideos]

[castleoflions]

#this is the white girl who will survive the horror movie

[siingularity-deactivated2016090]

heyimemiri:

“Well you looked like you knew where I’m at so it just seemed natural to ask you.” The black haired raised a brow at the other.

   Her brows furrow. What had given the impression she was someone safe to ask? “Maybe I do know where you. What’s it to ya? Why would I need to tell you?” In other words, how would her giving information benefit her. 

[heyimemiri]

"Maybe because I have no clue where I am?" She replied to the obviously annoyed blonde.

[siingularity-deactivated2016090]

heyimemiri

“I was wondering if maybe you could tell me where the fuck I’m at?” Emiri asked with a small smile on her face.

   What makes her think that she is someone to talk to for help? The blonde glares at the smiling female. “Why would you ask me something like that?” 

[heyimemiri]

"Well you looked like you knew where I'm at so it just seemed natural to ask you." The black haired raised a brow at the other.

[siingularity-deactivated2016090]

"Heyo!" the black haired girl made her way over to the other.

   Cheerful greetings are announced to her. Icy blue optics glance to the girl, “… Hm?” What does she want?

[heyimemiri]

"I was wondering if maybe you could tell me where the fuck I'm at?" Emiri asked with a small smile on her face.

[reggaetonadlibs-deactivated2015]

but yeah i am fully supportive/a member of #teamfake and i will defend girls who wear makeup/extensions/fake nails/do anything to alter their appearance to their own preferences until i die

[cairgnorm]

also !! plastic surgery

[belladonnalilium-deactivated201]

LITTLE COOKIES!

[lil-sweetpea-blog]

OH MY GOODNESS

[montbaejordan]

okay but what year did you go to hogwarts?

[mateavisage]

How do the sprinkles not melt!!????

[lewis-carroll]

[thebluths]

everyone around me: *dating* *getting engaged* *getting married* *having kids* *figuring out their careers* *generally having their lives put together*

me:

[brittany-murphy]

[badgyaljen]

i panic at a lot of other places besides the disco

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

MA’AM.  THIS IS AN INTERVIEW FOR AN OFFICE JOB PLEASE STOP FLEXING