Hey it gets me off

A blog dedicated to all the wonderful things in this world that get me off. No matter how vanilla or depraved they just might be.

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So fleshlights are pretty fun.

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When I come home from a long day at work, I could throw on comfy sweats and a t-shirt. 

But he deserves a little more. 

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Show me just how good you gag reflex is, baby

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Make yourself look dumb and pathetic whore

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Nothing left.

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When there’s almost nothing left, at first you cling to it hoping to hold on to what’s left, hoping you can anchor yourself to that. Then you realize it’ll get ripped away too so you just let go and you end up like this. And then there’s nothing left.

[heyitgetsmeoff]

The Misfits are reuniting and everything is awesome.

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[truthofmansworld]

A good, right-thinking cunt knows that she is replaceable in every way, for any reason, at any time. This is one of the reasons why so many Men refer to bitches as trash: because they can be discarded at a Man’s whim.

But an even better, right-thinking cunt knows that she can be called back for use at any time, recycled, for any reason, by any Man. And she has no choice but to submit to His hungers, and thank Him for the honor of satiating His needs.

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"get em up against the wall"

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I would so piss on these cunts

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You have no escape. Your only redemption through is through me.

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My husband will constantly remind me of my place when I’m doing the most mundane things. I was clearing the table after dinner the other night and he casually walked by and stuck a couple fingers down my throat. I stood still and let him probe my mouth. He stuck a few more fingers in and I started gagging and drooling. He smirked and pushed his hand further down my throat triggering my gag reflex. My eyes welled with tears and I choked back the bile. He removed his fingers, wiped his hand on my face and walked away. My panties were thoroughly soaked and I finished cleaning the kitchen.

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[heyitgetsmeoff]

Of course I'll help you with your homework sweetie, but daddy has to take care of something first. You just focus on that math problem for now.

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Beauty, or more…

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Deliciously feminine.

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[happycuckoldress]

My ex is a size queen and was great at humiliation. She asked me once if she could have a big black cock and I regretfully said no. I knew I wasn't big enough for her and couldn't truly satisfy her. She always wanted me to go deeper but it just wasn't possible. Ever since then I fantasized about the cuckold lifestyle. What did it feel like the first time having Ben's bbc inside you? Did you get a much bigger and better orgasm from it? Your blog is amazing.

it must feel really frustrating to hear the woman u love demand that u go deeper and to know u can’t. sounds agonizing. it must make u feel so weak and useless.

I mean, I know we can’t help the way our bodies are, but I bet things like that made the woman u love see u as less of a man. even if she didn’t want to feel that way, how could she help it, right?

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