You'll Never Know If It's Me, Anonfloated

[heyitsanonfloated]

uh

what do i put here

i might or might not be anonfloated. call me anon. or floated. any pronouns.

OOC: I regret nothing. I do have a plan though.

That being said I'm going to probably prioritize my more serious pkmnirl blogs, @corviknight-appreciator and @prism-stone-pkmn over this one.

Pelipper Mail/Malice + Musharna Mail/Malice are on. No magic anons rn.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

To all the teens and 20 somethings out there: things do get better. You could become a middle aged man who kicks his feet cuz of an intense turn in a Pokémon battle and looks stupid

[tandoriantrainer]

Or things get far worse and your life spirals into the darkest pits of despair.

But hey, optimism.

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Come on man. Things get better.

[heyitswarmrun]

No they don't

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Shut the fuck up and accept that things get better 💖

[heyitswarmrun]

Stop lying to people

[heyitsanonfloated]

slowest version of the two guards puzzle

to figure out whos lying you need to be there

[lumenflowered]

"Faller," in its most general definition, refers to any individual who has come from one universe, which may or may not have Pokemon, into a universe with Pokemon. The vast majority of definitions specify that the individual in question got here via a particular kind of portal known as an Ultra Wormhole; one that allows movement from one universe to another via an in-between called Ultra Space. In other words, have you lived in a world other than this one, such as a world without Pokemon?

I have never lived in a world other than this one, no. Though that definition does not feel necessarily... comprehensive. Could a "Faller" not go from a world with Pokémon to a world without?

[heyitsanonfloated]

the world may never know...

[heyitsanonfloated]

🏳️‍🌈?

why are you asking me, a heatran or maybe not heatran blog, this

[heyitsanonfloated]

THROWN MAIL: a lot of gravel

ayyy thanks

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

if you have a pokeball as a pfp I don't trust you and I said what I said

[heyitsheatran]

It's me, Heatran, you can trust me. Give your dedenne the nearest credit card.

[heyitscoldwalked]

It's me, coldwalked, you can't trust me, but give me your credit card anyway.

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

it’s me, freezingcrawled, you should actively distrust me, so I’m stealing your credit card.

[heyitsanonfloated]

it’s me, anonfloated, i can’t use your credit card don’t give me it.

[craftsman-and-mover]

// now introducing: THROWN MAIL. reblog this if you want a personalized gift from these fuckers that will be treated worse than ups shipping.

[lunarlatticethief]

being in a volcano is not at all what it is cracked up to be. it is hot and sooty in here. sa'risha has left.

[heyitsanonfloated]

skill issue.

[heyitsanonfloated]

volcanoes amirite

[silverott-chevalier]

hey. if you got hands again what would you do to adjust to them?

I, uh...do. Have hands. They're three-fingered, sure, but they work. But like...grab things? Grabbing things is pretty helpful for learning how new hands work.

[silverott-chevalier]

Okay I said this in tags before but now I gotta ask upfront hands anon are you okay??? Are you a former eeby or something???

[silverott-chevalier]

Reverse eeby then...? I was serious about my advice about just trying to grab things. Dewott and Samurott hands are very different from human hands, so I do know the struggle of "hands weird what the fuck"

[silverott-chevalier]

Yeah try that. Like...literally just keep using them. It gets easier the longer you use them.

What were you before? I might be able to give you more specific advice...

[silverott-chevalier]

No offense hands anon, but do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[heyitsanonfloated]

kinda.

don't wanna elaborate now. too mad because i'm angry.

[silverott-chevalier]

Oh so that's you? Okay well uhh...

Part of the neat thing about having hands is that if you find something soft, you can squeeze it really, really hard and it'll squish. Or explode. It's satisfying.

Try that I guess?

[heyitsanonfloated]

oh cool. thanks.

[heyitsanonfloated]

I'd send you an ice cream to welcome you, but I don't have any more from the anon that gave me some :(

-@heyitscoldwalked

oh thanks. i appreciate the thought.

[silverott-chevalier]

hey. if you got hands again what would you do to adjust to them?

I, uh...do. Have hands. They're three-fingered, sure, but they work. But like...grab things? Grabbing things is pretty helpful for learning how new hands work.

[silverott-chevalier]

Okay I said this in tags before but now I gotta ask upfront hands anon are you okay??? Are you a former eeby or something???

[silverott-chevalier]

Reverse eeby then...? I was serious about my advice about just trying to grab things. Dewott and Samurott hands are very different from human hands, so I do know the struggle of "hands weird what the fuck"

[silverott-chevalier]

Yeah try that. Like...literally just keep using them. It gets easier the longer you use them.

What were you before? I might be able to give you more specific advice...

[silverott-chevalier]

No offense hands anon, but do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

[heyitsanonfloated]

kinda.

don't wanna elaborate now. too mad because i'm angry.

[heyitsanonfloated]

rocks...

love the cromch

[heyitsheatran]

... Do I need to tell my agent if I'm a furry?

[heyitsanonfloated]

you don't gotta tell anyone anything. what are they, the international police? come back with a warrant.

[heyitsanonfloated]

definitely in a world. with or without pokemon.

kinda hard not to be

[heyitstepidjogged]

Actually, I just float around in the void all day!

[heyitsanonfloated]

oh shit nice.

[heyitsanonfloated]

definitely in a world. with or without pokemon.

kinda hard not to be

[heyitscoldwalked]

They call it heatran because. He. He a tran. Trans. Transgender heatran.