Hey, it's rather unlikely that it's freezingcrawled.

Heatran but... freezingcrawled? run by @poke-irs-real. joke blog. pokemon roleplay. unreality, etc etc.

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

Hi. I'm very definitely a heatran. Whats up

he/they. full legal name freezingcrawled. make as many nicknames as you want.

//hey its @poke-irs-real returning to my roots with a legendary(?) blog. im an idiot

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

🏳️‍🌈?

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

if you have a pokeball as a pfp I don't trust you and I said what I said

[heyitsheatran]

It's me, Heatran, you can trust me. Give your dedenne the nearest credit card.

[heyitscoldwalked]

It's me, coldwalked, you can't trust me, but give me your credit card anyway.

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

it’s me, freezingcrawled, you should actively distrust me, so I’m stealing your credit card.

[heyitsanonfloated]

volcanoes amirite

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

icelands amirite

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

I dunno Maxie’s pretty cool good vibes from him

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

it’s cold today. Colder than it should be. The grass types are gone and the birds have migrated to somewhere warmer. The land is empty. Devoid of life.

I feel calm.

[heyitstepidjogged]

Can anyone tell me what Pokémon this is? I found her floating around. I named her Bean.

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

love this Pokémon. The hobbit

[heyitsheatran]

... Do I need to tell my agent if I'm a furry?

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

yes

[heyitscoldwalked]

They call it heatran because. He. He a tran. Trans. Transgender heatran.

[heyitsanonfloated]

could be at a volcano. might not be.

[heyitstepidjogged]

I love how as more and more Heatran blogs pop up we get increasingly more unsure whether or not we are what we say we are in our titles

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

I’m not unsure if I’m a heatran what are you talking about

[heyitsanonfloated]

uh

what do i put here

i might or might not be anonfloated. call me anon. or floated. any pronouns.

OOC: I regret nothing. I do have a plan though.

That being said I'm going to probably prioritize my more serious pkmnirl blogs, @corviknight-appreciator and @prism-stone-pkmn over this one.

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

hey dude

[shiloh-the-pokemon]

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Hello, how is everyone doing? Have there been any narrowly-averted apocalypses or terrifying confrontations or gender crises this week? Did that cult leave yet?

[anthea-n-co]

oh dear. there was a cult?

[gotta-pet-em-all]

gender is the same, the cult is a bunch of antivaxx fundamentalists who think you should stare into the back of shedinja and achieve enlightenment, and there's a heatran thing going down. they're undergoing mitosis i think

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

Oh dear. That sounds like maybe not the same cult Connie was upset about last week, unless they are also borrowing Plasma rhetoric on top of all that. That is...very concerning.

Heatran mitosis...truly, the cycle of life is beautiful.

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

more like heatrans amirite fellas

[heyitsheatran]

sup ( @heyitsanonfloated )

We just keep increasing in numbers.

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

more!!!!

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

no it fucking doesn't do you REALIZE how many people there are on pasio

”new sygna suit” implies already having one

[heyitsheatran]

Maybe I should get a new Sygna Suit...

[heyitsfreezingcrawled]

This narrows it down very much